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Author Topic: Weaponize it.  (Read 103957 times)

Eschar

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1890 on: August 04, 2017, 05:01:19 pm »

Create a catsplosion.

A pair of glasses.
Replace your eyes with the lenses, and kick someone off a cliff while they are immobilized by the resultant disgust.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1891 on: August 07, 2017, 03:01:10 am »

Any book can be used as a bludgeon weapon, to varying results.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1892 on: August 07, 2017, 03:41:14 am »

Describe Earth as mostly harmless. Then watch as extraterrestrial tourists flock to it and get killed by peolple that think that all extraterrestrials are hostile.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1893 on: August 07, 2017, 03:43:56 am »

Throw it really, really hard like a frisbee.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1894 on: August 07, 2017, 04:29:04 am »

overpressurise it to crush the victim

A dead victim
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1895 on: August 07, 2017, 04:31:05 am »

Heavy object, drop on head.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1896 on: August 07, 2017, 04:44:00 am »

Step 1. Brainwash the victim.
Step 2. Give it an explosive device.
Step 3. Give it an order to suicide bomb a crowd.
Step 4. ???
Step 5. PROFIT!

Batman & Robin (that movie with bat-nipples).
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1897 on: August 07, 2017, 05:07:14 am »

The scene where footage of Robin coming up for air in Ivy's lair is rewound in order to make him go back underwater but used on their birth instead.

The bat-nipples from Batman & Robin.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1898 on: August 07, 2017, 05:15:44 am »

Bat-nipples are probably retractable/have pneumatic mechanism to launch it at the enemies. In any case, they can blind the enemy.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1899 on: August 07, 2017, 12:09:01 pm »

Irritate the fuck out of someone by doing one of their favorite work of fiction in a different language.

Alternatively, mess up foreign diplomacy by doing one of one or more important documents, like trade agreements or peace treaties.

(By "doing one" I mean "Doing a bad translation".)

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1900 on: August 07, 2017, 01:18:32 pm »

Broken with overwhelming force? Stab them with it.
Nonfunctional? Give it to someone, who wants to call the ambulance.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1901 on: August 07, 2017, 02:26:36 pm »

Place at least a hundred megaphones in front of it. Like this.
(Might not exactly work as such in real life, but you get the gist of it.)

A single teardrop.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1902 on: August 07, 2017, 02:39:11 pm »

Drop it into some aluminum chloride.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1903 on: August 07, 2017, 02:52:35 pm »

Use it as ammo for the Junk Jet.

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« Reply #1904 on: August 07, 2017, 03:44:01 pm »

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