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Author Topic: Off the Autobahn (TSG)  (Read 8918 times)

Fniff

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Off the Autobahn (TSG)
« on: December 15, 2014, 06:29:55 pm »
The tire has been making funny noises since the last emergency telephone. You take an exit that takes you into an empty forest road, off the autobahn. You pull into a suitable location by the side of the empty road.
You are in a family sedan in an empty road. To your back is the autobahn; ahead the road continues.
You possess a reasonably priced suit, a digital wristwatch, and a briefcase which contains everything else you own.
You fear your tire may have a puncture.
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Re: Off the Autobahn (TSG)
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2014, 06:30:49 pm »
Order The Butler To Investigate The Problem!
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Re: Off the Autobahn (TSG)
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2014, 06:34:25 pm »
Quote from: LuckyKobold on December 15, 2014, 06:30:49 pm
Order The Butler To Investigate The Problem!
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Re: Off the Autobahn (TSG)
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2014, 06:43:09 pm »
"Check the tire, Claude," you say.
He doesn't look up from his phone.
"Tire, Claude," you say again, slightly louder.
"I'm still not your butler," he says.
"Then why is your name Butler, then?" you say.
He sighs declaratively.
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Re: Off the Autobahn (TSG)
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2014, 06:46:03 pm »
Threaten to lick him if he doesn't~!
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Re: Off the Autobahn (TSG)
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2014, 06:49:38 pm »
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Threaten to lick him if he doesn't~!
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Re: Off the Autobahn (TSG)
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2014, 06:53:35 pm »
"I'll lick you, Claude," you say.
He looks up from his phone. "What."
"You heard me."
He returns to the phone.
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Re: Off the Autobahn (TSG)
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2014, 07:06:57 pm »
Lick him!
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Re: Off the Autobahn (TSG)
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2014, 07:34:28 pm »
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Re: Off the Autobahn (TSG)
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2014, 07:45:46 pm »
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Quote from: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 12:27:15 am
.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
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Re: Off the Autobahn (TSG)
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2014, 07:48:20 pm »
....get out, check the tire.
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Re: Off the Autobahn (TSG)
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2014, 07:54:07 pm »
Quote from: Kevak on December 15, 2014, 07:06:57 pm
Lick him!
You lean over with your tongue out and he pushes your face away.
Quote from: Prophet on December 15, 2014, 07:45:46 pm
Then seduce him!
"You know--"
"Shut up," he says.
Quote from: Playergamer on December 15, 2014, 07:48:20 pm
....get out, check the tire.
You open the door and kneel down by the front left tire. It is making a very loud hissing noise. This sounds like the worst puncture you've ever heard.
It's very dark out here.
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Re: Off the Autobahn (TSG)
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2014, 08:01:22 pm »
Suplex Claude out of the car and order him to fix. If he refuses Suplex him again
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Re: Off the Autobahn (TSG)
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2014, 11:25:25 pm »
Try seduction again?
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Quote from: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 12:27:15 am
.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
Quote from: omada on February 17, 2017, 05:12:40 pm
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: Off the Autobahn (TSG)
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2014, 11:39:40 pm »
Why not both?
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