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[Beirus]

"The golem should stay here to fix the damage it did. It's only right. But the rest of us should get going...uh, where is the Frost Lich?"

Get directions, then go find that Frost Lich

[endlessblaze]

"hey tavern guy, is there anything I can do to get some money. kill bandits maybe?"

[FallacyofUrist]

"Bandits? They're all too scared of our military to do anything around here. You could actually join the military, people like you are quite desired over there."

[endlessblaze]

"not my style......................."

[~Neri]

"The golem should stay here to fix the damage it did. It's only right. But the rest of us should get going...uh, where is the Frost Lich?"

Get directions, then go find that Frost Lich

I am not a golem, nor do you own me. Meatbag. You dictate Nothing.

[Beirus]

"The golem should stay here to fix the damage it did. It's only right. But the rest of us should get going...uh, where is the Frost Lich?"

Get directions, then go find that Frost Lich

I am not a golem, nor do you own me. Meatbag. You dictate Nothing.

"How about I dictate my axe in your face, you walking pile of scrap."

[~Neri]

"Would you like harpoons to the skull fleshbag? Don't try."

[Beirus]

"You already stabbed me in the gut. I'd be more than happy to return the favor. And now you won't help these good folks that sheltered you when all they probably had to do was hand you over to the inquisitors? I'm a bit surprised they aren't taking you to pieces now and using those to repair the tavern."

[~Neri]

"You and your fighting has caused considerable damage. If anything you caused more than I did. The only damage I caused resulted in a large basement and a quantity of hematite. Apparently they have an ore vein under their inn. With a functional staircase included. Don't try putting your mess on me. If anything You should be in the back washing dishes. Meatbag."

[Beirus]

"I made a notch in the bar. You made a hole in the floor, hit Clyde with an explosion or something, and shot Blitz with harpoons. You have no ground to stand on. And not just because you'd probably turn it into another hole if you were standing on it."

[~Neri]

"Not my fault Jase ate my targeting system. Takes a bit to repair that. As for Clyde, he was electrocuted. As were all three inquisitors. Unintentional collateral damage but ultimately not my fault. You seem to be forgetting I prevented Blitz from bleeding out, and that the hole is actually a rather large basement, complete with stairs. All it needs is some lighting and tables."

[FallacyofUrist]

((I think next turn might be hard for me to make. One thing that would really help would be if a player gathered all the action texts for me into one post, so I don't have to play hide and seek. With action posts all in one place, turn should take under 20 minutes. Without, more like 30, I estimate.))

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

((when is this going to to updated?))

[FallacyofUrist]

((If someone would compile the actions in one post for me, I might get it done before internet is unavailable.))

[Beirus]

((There better be something in this for me. Doing this from a phone is a pain in the ass. Here are the bolded actions since turn 20.))

"An' I thin' that ya should stap and lemme enjoy mah wine..."
Continue to drink the wine anyway.

Prance around outside in a attractive manner while looking for anything interesting.

LaHaCo does a driver check. He definitely should have the sensors. He remembers them getting installed during creation. He's supposed to be capable of monitoring particle collisions after all. Check to see if it's a driver problem.

"We are in earshot of possible xenos ok???"

READ THE BOOK

"The golem should stay here to fix the damage it did. It's only right. But the rest of us should get going...uh, where is the Frost Lich?"

Get directions, then go find that Frost Lich. Find something to kill along the way, like a rat or capybara or an unnatural version of those things, and kill it, then offer the corpse as a sacrifice to my god so that he might help me in some way.

((Burning Night is still missing, I'd assume he still wants to try to wake up. And Blitz had two other actions, but they were both "get more wine"))