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DF Dentistry
« on: April 02, 2016, 08:05:35 pm »

So, I was systematically ripping the teeth out of the mouth of an unconscious gnome with my bark scorpion man I named Dr. Scorpio and I thought "Dentures should be a thing".

Imagine augmenting your bite attacks with steel or adamantine. Or having specialized sharp flesh-rippers cemented to your dwarfs gums.
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So, I was systematically ripping the teeth out of the mouth of an unconscious gnome with my bark scorpion man I named Dr. Scorpio when I thought, "Dentures should be a thing".

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Re: DF Dentistry
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2016, 08:08:32 pm »

So, does anyone else have similar ideas for dwarf augments?
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Re: DF Dentistry
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2016, 10:52:55 pm »

"Edit-posting," an augmented Forumite button that allows them to edit previously-made posts.
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Re: DF Dentistry
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2016, 12:16:54 am »

My suggestion is that, once artificial body part replacements are implemented, they should be procedurally generated to replace any losable part, teeth included.  Or be generated as needed by bringing in a creature with missing body parts.

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Re: DF Dentistry
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2016, 12:32:53 am »

Makes a lot more sense than wooden hands
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Re: DF Dentistry
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2016, 12:41:32 am »

Perhaps it could be possible to replace limbs with embedded weapons, for example: an axe in the place of a forearm.
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So, I was systematically ripping the teeth out of the mouth of an unconscious gnome with my bark scorpion man I named Dr. Scorpio when I thought, "Dentures should be a thing".

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Re: DF Dentistry
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2016, 07:47:05 am »

Captain Hook and his interchangeable hooks! Except more Dwarfy, pick arm, goblet arm etc...
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Re: DF Dentistry
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2016, 12:21:08 pm »

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Re: DF Dentistry
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2016, 12:37:42 pm »

Once augmentation is a thing, my adventurer is going to have an enormous corkscrew and a large serrated disc for hands, teeth of steel, and a minecart for the other leg for increased mobility and access to rail transportation.
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Re: DF Dentistry
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2016, 08:44:24 pm »

I beat the teeth out of a fellow bard in a tavern, twas a good brawl.
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Re: DF Dentistry
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2016, 03:28:25 am »

I would gladly make a fort populated entirely of psychotic dwarfs with every extremity replaced with steel prosthesis's if it were possible for me to do so.

"The flesh is weak" as they say.
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So, I was systematically ripping the teeth out of the mouth of an unconscious gnome with my bark scorpion man I named Dr. Scorpio when I thought, "Dentures should be a thing".