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nahkh

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SPARKGEAR RESURRECTION
« on: May 16, 2010, 05:32:15 am »

We're back.


FUCK YEAH




Welcome to SparkGear the flashing, smashing DF sensation that will rock your world.
You know how in all those BRAND X succession games some douchebag always drags out his turn across three weeks and everyone else is like GAWD GET ON WITH IT? In here, we curbstomp fuckers like that. Your turn is twenty four hours. Nothing more, nothing less. Got your dad's crappy old 286 that runs DF in realtime? TOUGH SHIT. Got work? Call in sick. Class? Fuck that. Sleep? FOR PUSSIES.

In classic SparkGear there is only one rule: Don't talk ab DURING YOUR TURN, YOU ARE KING. Your predecessor made an awesome megaproject? Put a dick on it. Steal his royal bedroom. Put his avatar on latrine duty. (But being a dick will get you treated like a dick, so BEWARE). If the last sucker left you with an unplayable save (even FPS wise, SO DON'T LEAVE STONE LYING AROUND), revert to an older save. AND YOU BETTER UPLOAD THE MOTHERFUCKING SAVE ON TIME, MOTHERFUCKER.

This time around though, I feel like an additional rule. Just because I can.
We're building this fortress in the third motherfucking cavern. No construction may take place less than fifty one hundred levels below the surface.
AND THOSE FORGOTTEN BEASTS HAD BEST BE ABLE TO PATH IN, OR ARE YOU SOME KINDA LADY-MAN?

THIS WEEK'S LOSERS ARE (AKA THE PLAYER LIST):
DateSuckerNOTES
17.Demonic SpoonDid the basic groundwork, started farming, built some rooms
18.LordSlowpokeKilled the fort, the fucker.
19.Lord ShonusStarted from DS's save. Expanded the fort, like tripling the population. Killed some dwarves, mined adamantine.
20.ArekuNO NOTES
21.x2yzh9NO NOTES
22.MoontayleNO NOTES
23.Barbarossa the Seal GodNO NOTES
24.DerekivNO NOTES



No more reservations for the moment. Signup opens again on the 22.
Turns change at midnight GMT. In EST that is Fuck-If-I-Care, and in PST it's Lern-2-GMT.




WELCOME TO SPARKGEAR
HERE BE MONSTERS
« Last Edit: May 19, 2010, 09:15:53 am by nahkh »
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Demonic Spoon

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Re: SPARKGEAR RESURRECTION
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2010, 05:39:39 am »

Ooh! Me! Me! So youre not going to move over the list from SparkgearXI then? I'll just go over and inform them. Oh, I see you already informed them.
« Last Edit: May 16, 2010, 05:41:22 am by Demonic Spoon »
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Re: SPARKGEAR RESURRECTION
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2010, 05:42:12 am »

There were only like three people left on the list, and we already fucked up the days with the delay. So I figured meh.

BAM. You have turn.
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Re: SPARKGEAR RESURRECTION
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2010, 05:50:40 am »

I want the turn after Spoon's.
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nahkh

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Re: SPARKGEAR RESURRECTION
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2010, 05:52:24 am »

You got it.
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I'm half crazy all for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage
But you will look sweet upon the seat
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Re: SPARKGEAR RESURRECTION
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2010, 05:57:28 am »

The 22nd
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Re: SPARKGEAR RESURRECTION
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2010, 06:25:42 am »

22nd, Moontayle.
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Re: SPARKGEAR RESURRECTION
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2010, 08:03:57 am »

I want the 19th.
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Areku

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Re: SPARKGEAR RESURRECTION
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2010, 08:33:51 am »

I'm in. The first turn that hasn't been claimed yet, would you kindly?


EDIT: That would be the 20th, just so you know.
« Last Edit: May 16, 2010, 08:39:16 am by Areku »
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                              - Legacy of Fíma succession game, fort two, said by Big Cheese, weaponsmith, about Duh102's daughter. (Not that you know any of these dwarves)

nahkh

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Re: SPARKGEAR RESURRECTION
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2010, 08:42:38 am »

Turns distributed.

Two open spots left.
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Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do.
I'm half crazy all for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage
But you will look sweet upon the seat
of a bicycle built for two.

Demonic Spoon

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Re: SPARKGEAR RESURRECTION
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2010, 09:32:58 am »

Sign me up! Please PM me when it's my turn. Yey.

He accidentally signed up in the wrong thread, give him a turn?
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Re: SPARKGEAR RESURRECTION
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2010, 09:53:10 am »

Called 21st! PM me when it's my turn, prease.

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Re: SPARKGEAR RESURRECTION
« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2010, 10:29:32 am »

Could I have the 24? I know it's not on the list , but the only open slot has RL priorities for me
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Re: SPARKGEAR RESURRECTION
« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2010, 11:41:34 am »

I want the closest open spot. What do you have to lose?

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Re: SPARKGEAR RESURRECTION
« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2010, 11:56:17 am »

whoa, I thought I was signed up for the 22nd. I guess I'll take the 23rd.
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