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Crazy Cow

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Crazy Cow's Arena
« on: April 03, 2011, 03:43:17 pm »

Arena battles.
Arena battles are great fun when they are operated correctly. Such threads as the Arena Test are places that are brimming with suspense and entertainment.
Unfortunately, they have all died.
So, I have decided to start my own Arena thread. Instead of the traditional one character submissions, though, each player in the arena will create a team. Below is the process to create a team. Keep in mind that I will be using the most current version, with slight alterations for balance depending on what happens here.

Introduction
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Application Form
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Buying Team Members and Armor
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Spoils of War (It isn't actually war, but it sounds cool that way)
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Defeat
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Changes to Vanilla
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I aim to make this thread enjoyable. I will not fall off the face of the earth, I'm not going to move, or do anything out of the ordinary. I will also mix up the usual 1vs1 with special events. They will be voluntary only, and will often be more dangerous than a 1vs1 match.

Other than that, have fun all and good luck!
« Last Edit: April 05, 2011, 08:37:15 am by Crazy Cow »
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Re: Crazy Cow's Arena
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2011, 03:43:35 pm »

TEAMS!
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EVENTS!
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« Last Edit: April 09, 2011, 06:39:55 pm by Crazy Cow »
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« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2011, 12:16:24 am »

Spoiler: Team (click to show/hide)

Yay first team ~~
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Re: Crazy Cow's Arena
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2011, 12:48:04 am »

I love arena thingies, especially ones with teams! Are we allowed to set genders for our teams?
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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2011, 07:25:37 am »

Been ages since I played any sort of game here. This looks like fun, might as well give it a shot.

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I think I did that properly.

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« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2011, 08:29:01 am »

Thanks for joining, all. Genders are perfectly fine, I just forgot to mention anything about them.
Canis Lupus and Sound of Music Rip-Off will be decking it out now. I'll post the battle in a minute.

The first battle of this glorious arena is underway! Two teams from the Bone Division face each other now: Canis Lupus and The Sound of Music Ripoff!

The two deer at the bottom, humming some catchy tune, look completely unworried about the coming battle. The two wolves, snarling and pacing, are confident that their age-old prey will easily fall.
The signal is given! The watching crowd roars as the two opponents charge each other and...
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The two wolves drop dead, taken out by quick shots to the head.

Canis Lupus, defeated, must loose one of their two wolves. The Sound of Music Ripoff, victorious, gains 25 Dorfbucks.


Hoofed grazers are pretty nasty combatants. They love their headshots, and War Horses can be much more effective than War Dogs. Better luck next time, Mipe.
Currently, the victory gains are completely arbitrary. If anyone knows of a sensible way to do money awards, I would appreciate the knowledge.
« Last Edit: April 04, 2011, 03:55:48 pm by Crazy Cow »
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Aramco

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« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2011, 02:47:22 pm »

I do like me a good arena fight.

Here is mah application--

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« Last Edit: April 04, 2011, 03:08:40 pm by Aramco »
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« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2011, 02:58:27 pm »

I would like to sign up!

Funder: Will The Tuna
Team: The Lion King!

Members:
Pumba: Warthog (100)

Equipment: None
Unspent dorfbux: 0
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« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2011, 03:04:36 pm »

I do like me a good arena fight.

Here is mah application--

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I'm not sure whether I should hate you or not. [/jk]
A quick rule change! Loosing will no longer knock you down a division. I'm glad I realized how stupid that was before a dragon ended up in Copper Division or something equally ridiculous happened. I'll get a battle between FEAR THE 'PHANT and Orange Flamingos going in a minute.

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« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2011, 03:07:05 pm »

I do like me a good arena fight.

Here is mah application--

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I'm not sure whether I should hate you or not. [/jk]
A quick rule change! Loosing will no longer knock you down a division. I'm glad I realized how stupid that was before a dragon ended up in Copper Division or something equally ridiculous happened. I'll get a battle between FEAR THE 'PHANT and Orange Flamingos going in a minute.

WAIT I CHANGED MINE DON'T DO IT YET

Darn, bees don't have a pet tag. I guess you have to use the old one.
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« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2011, 03:20:07 pm »

Perhaps you should award the dorfbucks for kills instead of wins, and have them as the pet value. So you get a ton if you kill a dragon, and less if you kill say, a couple cavys. And with this system you might even gain some cash if you loose a battle, if you manage to take down some of an opponent team.
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Don't expect a bonsai tree to grow the miniature planting it.
Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
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« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2011, 03:20:55 pm »

Perhaps you should award the dorfbucks for kills instead of wins, and have them as the pet value. So you get a ton if you kill a dragon, and less if you kill say, a couple cavys. And with this system you might even gain some cash if you loose a battle, if you manage to take down some of an opponent team.

I like this idea.
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« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2011, 03:27:10 pm »

good idea, only that if you win a fight against a even strongly team, you double your value.

to Crazy cow: could you have my army fight in the next 2 hours? im following the topic atm.
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True story: In the year 2007: Surinder Singh Bajwa, the Deputy Mayor of Delhi, India, was warding off several Rhesus Macaque monkeys at his home and fell from a first-floor balcony, suffering serious head injuries. He later died from his injuries.

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« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2011, 03:51:33 pm »

After the first abrupt and unexpected victory, the watching crowd cries out for blood. To provide some entertainment, the team FEAR THE 'PHANT, composed of thirty-three cavies, has been tossed into the ring with a giant jaguar, from Orange Flamingo.

The roaring of a giant bull blasts into the arena, the signal for the match to begin!
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The giant jaguar gets one bite in on an unlucky guinea pig before getting crushed by the sheer weight of thirty small mammals. Hardly the excitement the crowd was looking for. After ages of getting gnawed on, the Jaguar succumbs to the darkness.

Team FEAR THE 'PHANT is victorious, gaining 25 dorfbucks from the killing of one giant jaguar! Team Orange Flamingo has been eliminated. Sorry, Haika.

The giant bull roars again, signalling the start of the next match. Fifty groundhogs charge into battle against a legendary axegoblin in full spoiler gear.


 
Perhaps you should award the dorfbucks for kills instead of wins, and have them as the pet value. So you get a ton if you kill a dragon, and less if you kill say, a couple cavys. And with this system you might even gain some cash if you loose a battle, if you manage to take down some of an opponent team.

Your name shall be forever immortalized in this obscure arena thread for all time. Thank you very much. However, I think I'll make it a fraction to prevent insanely explosive point gain, as Will_Tuna pointed out.

EDIT:
Rules have been updated with Spoils of War. Thank you again, Haika.
I am afraid that we need another submission before you can fight, Will_Tuna, unless you are willing to fight one of the victorious teams when their owners update them.
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« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2011, 03:56:48 pm »

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Team FEAR THE 'PHANT is victorious, gaining 25 dorfbucks from the killing of one giant jaguar! Team Orange Flamingo has been eliminated. Sorry, Haika.

You may hate me for it, but you know what I'm going to buy with this money, don't you?

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BEAT ME IF YOU WANT, BUT I'LL ONLY LOSE ONE!

EDIT: I have a suggestion-- add cloth to the material list.

EDIT: And also leather.
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