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Author Topic: You Are Humanities Interstellar Government!  (Read 13546 times)

Taricus

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Re: You Are Humanities Interstelular Government!
« Reply #30 on: April 07, 2011, 03:22:41 pm »

Yeah, and you would risk humanity over some money?!
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Demonic Spoon

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Re: You Are Humanities Interstelular Government!
« Reply #31 on: April 07, 2011, 03:24:13 pm »

...maybe? How much money are we talking about here.
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Taricus

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Re: You Are Humanities Interstelular Government!
« Reply #32 on: April 07, 2011, 03:26:30 pm »

*Facepalms.* There's a reason australia has TWO representitives...
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Re: You Are Humanities Interstelular Government!
« Reply #33 on: April 07, 2011, 04:12:25 pm »

*insert immensely boring and incomprehensible budget related exposition here*

... thus, our plan is the only one that makes sense.
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Taricus

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Re: You Are Humanities Interstelular Government!
« Reply #34 on: April 07, 2011, 04:16:12 pm »

In plain details please...
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Shootandrun

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Re: You Are Humanities Interstelular Government!
« Reply #35 on: April 07, 2011, 04:16:26 pm »

I am the representative of the United Korean Republic. I agree with the U.E.E. ; the more active colonies we have, the stronger Earth will be. And if we need to exterminate species to claim new planet, I would like to point out that the U.K.R. will always be happy to furnish the fleets of the Earth in nuclear weapons!
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Taricus

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Re: You Are Humanities Interstelular Government!
« Reply #36 on: April 07, 2011, 04:20:34 pm »

Nuclear weaponry?! What century are you in?!
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Re: You Are Humanities Interstelular Government!
« Reply #37 on: April 07, 2011, 04:22:37 pm »

I'd like to point out that the Reformed Soviet Protectorate opposes such callous use of nuclear weaponry. But they fully support the use of Thermobaric Warheads.
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Karnewarrior

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Re: You Are Humanities Interstelular Government!
« Reply #38 on: April 07, 2011, 04:24:11 pm »

Nuclear weaponry?! What century are you in?!
Would you prefer we destroy the planet with the detonation of the gravitation bomb?

Nuclear weapons, at least, won't wip the planet from the system.

Remember what happened to Jupiter during the third world war?
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Taricus

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Re: You Are Humanities Interstelular Government!
« Reply #39 on: April 07, 2011, 04:25:35 pm »

Large-scale destruction will only be approved if nessesary for humanity's survival AKA We'll all die horribly and get invaded sort of thing.
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Shootandrun

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Re: You Are Humanities Interstelular Government!
« Reply #40 on: April 07, 2011, 04:26:26 pm »

Well, the nuclear batteries we use to power our lasers are still the best in the world! They don't last as long as some of the newest ones, but they are the most powerful! What did you think I was talking about?
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Taricus

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« Reply #41 on: April 07, 2011, 04:28:10 pm »

The fact they don't last as long is the problem for your lasers. that and the fact they don't work in most atmospheric conditions.
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« Reply #42 on: April 07, 2011, 04:31:28 pm »

But they are usable in space, as we used them in the third world war (remember that time where we destroyed your battle station, Canada?) Why would you want a laser battery that last for three hours and takes two hours to destroy most standard hulls, when you can have one that last one hour and takes ten minutes to obliterate a full ship!
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« Reply #43 on: April 07, 2011, 04:34:39 pm »

They're also volatile, as we proved in WW3. There's a reason you've only got the choson peninsula still.
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Karnewarrior

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Re: You Are Humanities Interstelular Government!
« Reply #44 on: April 07, 2011, 04:39:14 pm »

Korea, we do use the K.H.B.L (OOC: Korean Handheld Battle Laser. Cuts through concrete like tissue paper. like ten seconds of battery life, but I mean damn). That should be a testimonial as to your scientists. And your love of Directed Energy weapons...

As for the Eastern European Union, we would like to provide WHEAT, generously handed down from the high throne of the Glorious Emperor Vlad Viktor Dominic Sasha. May he live forever and ever.
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