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[scapheap]

"Is there any witnesses on my side or is it a uphill battle?"

[Greenstarfanatic]

((Yeah, Since you were technically a witness for the Defense, you just royally screwed up.))

[Digital Hellhound]

((There may have been a shadowy exchange of cash from the prosecution before I came in.))

[Ozarck]

Perhaps the defense attorney could roll to object to this character's changed testimony.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Perhaps the defense attorney could roll to object to this character's changed testimony.

((Or the fact that he has absolutely no idea what the gender of the defendant is. Or likely even what the crime was. Or what he himself does for a living.))

[Doomblade187]

Perhaps the defense attorney could roll to object to this character's changed testimony.

((Or the fact that he has absolutely no idea what the gender of the defendant is. Or likely even what the crime was. Or what he himself does for a living.))

((He's almost worse than my witness.))

[Errol]

Mr. Butler suddenly wakes from his nap, reflexes taking over: "I object... uhh... for the sake of objecting! Also, for pancakes, and to dismiss this half-hearted bought crony and his testimony!"

[BFEL]

Mr. Butler suddenly wakes from his nap, reflexes taking over: "I object... uhh... for the sake of objecting! Also, for pancakes, and to dismiss this half-hearted bought crony and his testimony!"

'Huh, what? I haven't even done me testimony yet, you bastard. Ahem. When it happened, I was... wait,' the witness says. He takes a moment to look at the writing on the back of his hand.

'Planting flowers, really? This is my worst job so far. A-anyway. I work at the florist's shop in the neighbourhood, and this guy - or is it a gal? - came in to buy some flowers, and totally said something like 'I'm gonna plant the shit out of these flowers, that'll show the bastard'. This shows he or she was doing this grave crime knowingly and with evil intent.'

'Was that... was that it? Do I get my money now?'

[5][1] Despite the stupidity of the Jury, it is my duty to sustain Mr. Butlers objection. Also I am charging Mr. Smith John Smith with Perjury. There will be no trial for this, as the public clearly can't be trusted. Instead you will be[1]Burned at the stake, while being drawn and quartered.

[Digital Hellhound]

'...well, there are worse ways to go. Lead the way!'

[Errol]

"HOLD IT!!!"

"There'll be no unconstitutional executions on my watch! Dismiss this laughable death penalty at once! The power of the constitution compels you!"

[Ozarck]

-sribble scribble write write-
"execution excorcism by the power of Const.".

[BFEL]

'...well, there are worse ways to go. Lead the way!'

Ahaha you will scream like a bitch.

"HOLD IT!!!"

"There'll be no unconstitutional executions on my watch! Dismiss this laughable death penalty at once! The power of the constitution compels you!"

The constitution holds no sway in this court. Because it is based on television court, not United States court.