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[CountAlex]

Well fuck.

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Stay behind the fence ... It is better to find a way to peep what is going on inside - through the gap or window.
Keep quiet until the end of screams and cries, if it is possible watch out at the window and eat popcorn.
Wait until the cries of Nil will be far enough and go to the other side to maraud.




While the sound of breaking furniture and screams came from inside the house, you were standing and pondered how to overcome the fence, but did not come up with anything. After a few seconds, however, noise ceased, and you found another window looking just at the yard. It was not boarded up, but there were steel bars on it. You looked inside and saw the phenomenal mayhem and Nil, lying motionless with a bolt in his chest.
- Hey Nil! - You hissed, - NIL!
But he was not answering, and was only wheezing sideways.

[CountAlex]

New one for you
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Fold the rope in half, tie knots on it with intervals, convenient for subsequent climbing. Left outermost loop a bit wider, in order to have a chance to throw it onto the fence. You'll may stick your feet into the loops, and grasp knots with your hands.



You came up in your head with "mysterious construction" and began to knit it. However, due to your congenital handassity you managed to craft only ... tightly tangled bundle not suitable for any use.

BREAK THE F*CK OUT FENCE UPROOT IT DAMN BRAWL

The fence proved to be stronger than the one-armed dwarf. However, it was worth a try, despite the fact that it did not yield to Nil in tantrum.

Get to sewers, pull out all the timber you plugged in and make some bunch near the fence to climb it over with.

Deciding not to call guards for now ('cause Armok knows who will appear first), you went down into the sewer in order to return logs to the surface. But there was a surprise - despite of Nil's words water level has significantly droppped.

[CountAlex]

Here we go!
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(T.N. First part of this post in original has inappropriate content related to russian image boards jokes. Pretty specifical jokes so I aint gonna translate it here the more so it doesn't matter for plot)

Take logs, drag them upwards, pile them up, get ower the fence using pile and run to Nil.
Option one - to dive into shit, even if it is undesirable. And look for the way to the hut with Nil. AND QUICKLY, DAMMIT, WE MUST SAVE HIM!



You weighed it up: you weren't getting along with Nil before, and after injury (if he'll survive at all) - captain will start accusing you with instigation. Well, after all, all these efforts with corking of tubes and covering youself in mud weren't done for nothing. All right, if you already here, you should at least look with one eye what's in the pipe.
Once you on all fours got to the end, you looked out into some kind of a sewer. Water was draining off from adjacent tubes too, falling into some sort of an underground river. On the other side was a boat with oars. Through the noise of water you could hear the echoes of voices and clink of picks.
Okay, you saw what you wanted, now you can go back and pull out the logs.

[CountAlex]

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Grab in armful couple of logs, use them later as pontoons and come to reach the platform with the boat.
So I suspect it's even deeper than it was in the previous part of sewers. Take pair of logs.
Move down, like a in the water park by the brook to the river. Try not to smash mug till blood and save remaining limbs.
Check the boat.
We need to go deeper into the Depths



To overcome the water barrier you decided to take one of the "plugs." Once you have it uprooted, dirty water gushed from pipe, but soon stream exhausted. Apparently when night came, it got cold and melting for the time being ceased. Taking two plugs wasn't reasonable since your casted arm fell im holding log.
Grabbing watercraft in an armful, you jumped off and rolled down the slippery slope, raising water jets. Flopping down into the water and floundering a bit, you've realized it's easy to stand on the bottom.
Coming out on the sandy shore, you left a log and examined boat. Under it there were iron clamp and coil of rope, that connected it with the oarlocks.
Now you looked around better. The collector had a square shape and the perimeter of it had same "sandy shores", bordering with those waters. On each side there was a boat. And in the center flight of stairs was, leading up and down.

[CountAlex]

Story continues
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Remember where the sides of the world, and try to sail on the boat in the direction of the well, where we threw the loot.
Gold! Save the gold now!

It was not possible to find out the direction to the well . You strayed much, following crone, so you can't even remember how to reach it on surface.

Let's call the ghost and say, so and so, but we need a miracle, and without a warrior in the party we are not going to screw around his "saving the world"
Bearddouble calling the ghost




You have focused and began to call softly:
- Caaape... Caaaameel... Kuuuuuniiil... Kurel! That's it! Kuuuuureeeeeel!
Ghost emerged through the floor.
- Ostukiton is heeeeere. You know, no need to stretc my name that much. Well, how's the team?
- Actually, one of its members is now over the hatch with bolt in his chest. Can you help him?
- Help? I'm a ghost! - He flew through the door and after a few seconds came back - There are dwarves in armor, angry. Well, in general, help is not required.
- Curse. And how will I explain it to others?
- Oh, and how many do you have?
- Not me. I returned. Back to the expedition.
Here Kurel got nervous:
- Hey, hey! Did not you hear me last time? He's dangerous!
- Well, it was pretty confusing ... I did not understand properly. Who is at risk?
- I am sure that he took another name. But he's so ... with a beard. With such hairs. How to explain that? His muzzle is so ... Ah well, you sure you can handle the role of a sting?
- What?
- You will. I'll keep an eye on, but you yourself look sharp. And do not let him know that you know about him. Pretend dumb.
- Uh ... okay. Can you cure my hand? - You showed cast.
- How?
- I do not know ...
- So I do not know. Plaster ais what needed to heal, so wait. And I have a business, see you later.
- Wait a minute. I'm going down to search for another friend. There can be dangerous. Maybe you'll go with me?
- If there is dangerous, do not go there. That's the solution. And I really have to go.
Ghost walked into a wall, leaving you alone. Picks below tapped rhythmically.

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And fanart, spoilerable.

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And, you can carry slab with you and hound the ghost on the enemies

[NAV]

Very nice! read the whole thing in one day.
Art and translating has definitely improved a lot from the start.

[CountAlex]

Sorry for teasing with this post. But almost no new stuff from GMs. Except promise to continue the story. So stand by...

[Nya]

>OP, writer, has been missed for a week.
>SoOP, engraver, has been missed for a week.

Bawww,

[CountAlex]

OP, engraver, has been found engraving!
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Go down to the sound of the picks




You couldn't help it with locked hatch so you moved down the stairs. Suddenly all sharply faded in black.

You woke up with pain in the back of the head sitting in a a cage. Apparently, someone crawled up from behind and stunned you.

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Now you have no armor and no shoes.
Picks still chattering nearby. Generally it's calm.

[Broken]

WEEE, it continues!

[CountAlex]

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Throw a sock in the lever

Remembering an unsuccessful door breaking attempt with a sock, you thought that there is not enough rage right now too and did not throw such a wonderful thing without a reason.

Swing the cage, see what'll happen.

You managed to swing the cage so hard that it hit the ceiling, nothing else, however, wasn't hit. And 'cause there is dark abyss spread below, the blow caused you acute sense of fear and a desire to poo. You subdued the urge and let cage to stop.

Start yelling, shout at the miners below



You've just prepared to be loud as two persons came out from the door below. One was imporant dwarf with an unusual beard, and the second was none other than Kurel. You got silent, listening to their conversation.
- Exactly. Two handfuls of adamantine inside him, I guarantee it - ghost pointed to you, and the dwarf's eyes narrowed.
- I can not believe I`m going to make adamantine crown extracted from someone's ass.
- This method was used since ancient times, when raw adamantine was foundable on the surface. Dwarven gastric juice is able to digest raw adamantine into a soft mush. It passes through the intestines, thickens and the output is a kind of wire. "Stranded" adamantine thread, yes.
- Disgusting.
- I know. But adamantine is adamantine.
- That's right. So, in return for your services, Kurel Roruldib, my dwarves must capture remaining members of the expedition?
- Absolutely.
- Two are already here. Plus one is dead. So, there`s four left.
- Right, - ghost rubbed his hands.
You could not restrain yourself anymore:
- Oh, you lying asshole! Kurel "Whats-yer-name"!
Both watched indifferently. Ghost "floated" a little closer:
- I offered you a deal, Likot, but you ignored it. Now I run my business with others, and you screwed up.
You have decided not to engage into a squabble and moved away from bars to gather your thoughts.

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Next post is in the middle of translation.

[CountAlex]

Ewwwww
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Play up to Kurel.
Don't subdue the urge and shit adamantine into the abyss.



- Oh I'll make ya adamantine crown, all right! - your pulled down your pants and turned your back at them - You, bald, cup your head off!
He stayed calm:
- I think he is ready. Hey, guys! Prepare a workshop on the instructions! Lower cage!
You have not managed to squeeze out anything, when dwarves have already started running and bustling. You were dragged through the corridors and in some room chained in stocks. With anger and foreboding of anal torture you throwed a tantrum, but still did not manage to to break loose. Everything that happened next was in a blur. Adamantine had been pulling out of you for almost a day. You have been told that in the old days portions were bigger and therefore process took more time - up to a week to finish. Skilled stoneeaters could pull from theirself enough material for full plate set. In your case, there was not much of raw material, just enough for a crown.

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You woke up in the chamber. Very tired and hungry.

[Brewster]

Holy $#!T, literally! That just got weird. Way weird.

[Nya]

Forman.jpg

Eeeeeeekkk
:vomit:
Oh god, I'll never wanted something like this.

Shit adamantine wafers.
@
Make a crown.

[AutomataKittay]

Wait. What?