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[BeruangSarkis]

wow that's awesome
I lol'd for a while at that!
Something I got drawn in the other thread but it's so hilarious I want it done again;
An axedwarf adventurer decides to attack a poor innocent ostrich for training, he sneaks up on it and starts kicking and punching it, and slapping withe the flat of his axe.  Suddenly the ostrich bites the adventurer, he thinks, heh this will be easy, and attempts to break the ostrich's grip.  He fails!  The ostrich shakes his arm, causing some damage, he attemps to break the grip again, and fails again. the ostrich shakes again and the arm comes off.  Realising this is getting serious the adventurer hacks the ostrich in the lower body with his axe, and the axe gets stuck in.  He lacks the strength to remove it, and loses a leg in a similar fashion before desperately strangling the ostrich to death.

Spoiler: 'I got this' (click to show/hide)

[neblime]

LOL that sure isn't how I felt at the time..

[BeruangSarkis]

Oh my gosh you are my new favorite.

I have a forgotten beast silk farm. The bait is a chained up Mountain Gnome child. The webber is Strabo - "A great one-eyed newt. It has a broad shell and it has a gaunt appearance. Its periwinkle skin is rough and cracked. Beware its webs!" It is standing on a Mountain Gnome child skeleton.

If you're not familiar with the concept of a FB silk farm, the relevant details are that the bait is chained up on one side of a fortification, and the FB is lured to the other side of it (that's where the skeletons came from). Then you raise a bridge behind the FB to trap it. It flings silk at the bait through the fortification, which you can later collect for making into clothing .

Spoiler:  no funnies in this one (click to show/hide)

[Button]

Oh my gosh you are my new favorite.

I have a forgotten beast silk farm. The bait is a chained up Mountain Gnome child. The webber is Strabo - "A great one-eyed newt. It has a broad shell and it has a gaunt appearance. Its periwinkle skin is rough and cracked. Beware its webs!" It is standing on a Mountain Gnome child skeleton.

If you're not familiar with the concept of a FB silk farm, the relevant details are that the bait is chained up on one side of a fortification, and the FB is lured to the other side of it (that's where the skeletons came from). Then you raise a bridge behind the FB to trap it. It flings silk at the bait through the fortification, which you can later collect for making into clothing .

Spoiler:  no funnies in this one (click to show/hide)

Oh damn, that's brutal. Great work!

[BeruangSarkis]

Uh.. I may have gotten something minor to draw from arena testing. Tried testing custom creatures and weapons. First 100 dwarves with guns against one dragon just to ensure it got enough killing power. Dwarves were annihilated in one turn after they all missed. Okay, straight to next phase but with 100 dragon instead. There was two other creatures, eldritch abominations. One was mass of arms. Other was mass of mouths. They got dragon piled. Not died, just piled so hard that they were complety unable to act at all...

Spoiler:  featuring badly drawn stormtroopers and dragon skittles (click to show/hide)

[BeruangSarkis]

I just had goblin siege and necromancer siege show up. I just imagined the leaders arguing over who will sack my fortress.

The problem resolved itself.

(I had some technical problems while doing this and due to compression problems coloring this became very difficult; so I kind of half-assed it. sorry.)

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[neblime]

I got one,
I've been killing elf merchants for a long time now (good training!) but they refuse to declare war.
Draw me what happens back in the sanctuary that makes them think sending another caravan instead of an army is a good idea!

[BeruangSarkis]

My current fortress has about five or six adult miners and about twenty children miners as well. Many of the adults are missing hands and one is missing both arm and leg on the left side ... I feel slightly guilty.

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(and that's all I can do for today, I'll get around to working on the others tomorrow!)

[itg]

A dwarven child deconstructed the floor the outpost liaison was standing on, causing him to plummet into the abyss, while the duchess/mayor stood by and pretended not to notice.

Spoiler:  child's play (click to show/hide)

You are my hero. Love the expression on the duchess's face.

Here's another one:

Huddled in a temporary shelter under the terrifying tundra, the (female) miner/expedition leader suddenly snaps and starts beating up the carpenter. Midway through the beatdown, they fall in love, but this doesn't stop the miner from bashing in new her lover's skull. The experience leaves her feeling ecstatic.

[Niccolo]

This is my new favourite thread. Definitely watching!

[Erils]

Spoiler:  child's play (click to show/hide)

Does that dwarf child have a mustache?
Very dwarfy of you.

[Tomcost]

PTW, THIS IS AWESOME

[Cattani]

This thread is gold.

Can you draw the time I got sieged by goblins, and while turtling (my militia was crap and got killed) a Hydra appears and obliterates all of the greenskins?
It then set off to the horizon, following Armok's rainbow. Except, the rainbow was 7 shades of red-goblin blood.

[Urist McVoyager]

I'm loving this thread! Keep up the great work.

I've got one . . .

A Kobold got into my village (Yes, village. I play as humans, not Dwarves.) and a human clothier diplomat caught her in a doorway, grabbed her nose, punched her in the eye, and then released her nose and broke it with a kick. Then they both ran away.

[Button]

Oh my gosh you are my new favorite.

I have a forgotten beast silk farm. The bait is a chained up Mountain Gnome child. The webber is Strabo - "A great one-eyed newt. It has a broad shell and it has a gaunt appearance. Its periwinkle skin is rough and cracked. Beware its webs!" It is standing on a Mountain Gnome child skeleton.

If you're not familiar with the concept of a FB silk farm, the relevant details are that the bait is chained up on one side of a fortification, and the FB is lured to the other side of it (that's where the skeletons came from). Then you raise a bridge behind the FB to trap it. It flings silk at the bait through the fortification, which you can later collect for making into clothing .

Spoiler:  no funnies in this one (click to show/hide)

Oh hey BeruangSarkis, I thought you might want to see my new desktop background

Spoiler: My Desktop (click to show/hide)