BASE
Procyon, at base camp: Perform much crude, sober science on the trees to determine their properties. "This could be great news for the construction industry!"
[3+1]INT
It's alright for building, plus it shits out sap like a pine tree.
Get some sleep,start heading into the wilderness,looking for solitude for 1 or 2 days.
[2]
You leave, and are immediately attacked by a terrorbird.
Wait for death or... anything that I can actually do.
[5]
You help gather pink fuzzy bananas. It helps increase your popularity with the group. +0.2 to CHA.
PARTY
Lucas de Carpe, the Artist, member of the expedition party: Scream "THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE!" right into the robot's microphone.
Barnabus focuses on saving the kitten!
Shoot robot with my revolver.
Name: Wizard (a.k.a. Dr Gatsby MacDougall)
Age: 65
Gender: Male
Appearance: Short, pot-bellied, and bald, but with a magnificently long beard. He wears stereotypical "old-man" clothes.
Personal information: A crazy old physicist who thinks he is a wizard.
Stats:
Strength: 0
Endurance: 0
Dexterity: 0
Intelligence: 15
Charisma: 0
Profession: Retired, was a professor of advanced physics
Inventory: A set of pointy hats in various colours (red, green, orange, blue, black), a spare tuxedo, several encyclopaedias, fuzzy pink bananas
Hide behind someone bigger than me.
Name: Bjorn (Real name: Cameron McClelland)
Age: 35
Gender: Male
Appearance: A muscular man wearing a chainmail hauberk (made from pop can tabs), the furs of several neighbourhood pets, and a bike helmet with plastic horns attached. He has a long braided red beard. He is very hairy.
Personal information: He was bjorn in the wrong century.
Stats:
Strength: 11
endurance: 3
dexterity: 2
intelligence: 0
Charisma: 1
Profession: Berserker.
Inventory:
-Shield
-stick (perfect for hitting things)
-pike
-knuckleduster
-chainmail hauberk (made from pop can tabs)
-the furs of several neighbourhood pets
-a bike helmet with plastic horns attached. (kitten bed)
-Berserking shrooms
-lots of feathers
-chunk of pouch-cat meat
IT HAS A BOOMSTICK!
Eat a berserking shroom. Hit it with my concussing stick.
The artist yells at the robot [1+2]CHA and it is dazed temporarily.
Rechecking network connections... Barnabus takes the opportunity to leap-grab the kitty [5-1]DEX and does so. The bouncer shoots at the robot [3-1]DEX and misses completely. Bjorn goes crazy [4] and beats the robot off the side of the cliff into the valley, shortly followed by a loud crunching sound.
Base camp:
Lolfail
kj1225- low level infected wounds
Objective
Spinal_Taper
Yoink
mastahcheese
blazing glory
WhitiusOpus
Erils-One arm.
Two female flight attendants
First aid guy, George
Twelve random girls
Pilot
Exploration crew:
GrizzlyAdams
NAV
InsanityIncarnate
Darkpaladin-Hand broken, scratch wounds
IcyTea
Leonkr9
Things you own:
Your inventories (mainly useless crap)
Pile of unsearched bags
Pile of useless plane bits
Fuzzy pink bananas
Airline food
Pouch-cat cub
Places:
Plane crash: Consists of a plane crash (_/) in a clearing. Near a freshwater stream.
Fuzzy Pink Banana trees: a place with fuzzy pink banana trees.
Waterfall: a waterfall. It lets you see across a valley, and there's a big ass thing on the other side.
Bunker: A concrete bunker. Has a console on the outside. Contains at least one angry robot.
Important Stuff:
Morale: Medium after recuperation
Food: 17 turns left (battle)
Poll
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