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[smurfingtonthethird]

BASE

Fight through the pain and move behind it grab it's head and snap it's neck!

[6]

You snap its neck. This completely fucks your hand.

Procyon, at base camp: "The others'll probably be back soon." Sleep.

[5]

Nap time.

Cook food. I guess.

[2]

Unless you plan on cooking fuzzy bananas, there's nothing to cook.

PARTY

Lucas de Carpe, the Artist, member of the expedition party: Fast-talk the robots: "No, we are not human dissidents! We are, in fact, deathbots just like you! Beep, beep, boop." (Do the Robot) "Destroying us would prevent us from protecting the complex, compromising it to the ACTUAL human dissidents! Go look for them back there, we'll go up those stairs and see if they're at the entrance." If this fails, scream "THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE!", leggit, grabbing one of the steel crates with me.

Barney valiantly attempts to impersonate a robot, but is outside of his comfort zone and doesn't hesitate to make like sir robin.

Spoiler: Party Wizard (click to show/hide)

Name: Wizard (a.k.a. Dr Gatsby MacDougall)
Age: 65
Gender: Male
Appearance: Short, pot-bellied, and bald, but with a magnificently long beard. He wears stereotypical "old-man" clothes.
Personal information: A crazy old physicist who thinks he is a wizard.
Stats:
Strength: 0
Endurance: 0
Dexterity: 0
Intelligence: 15
Charisma: 0
Profession: Retired, was a professor of advanced physics
Inventory: A set of pointy hats in various colours (red, green, orange, blue, black), a spare tuxedo, several encyclopaedias, fuzzy pink bananas

((Both substations!? The balls?))

Catch on to Lucas' idea.
"Uh, yes, we are in fact the reinforcements! You should allow us access to the computers here."

Perform an unconvincing robot impression.

Barney is outside of his comfort zone and makes like sir robin.

((Curse ye, bravely running away.))

Spoiler: Bjorn (click to show/hide)

Name: Bjorn (Real name: Cameron McClelland)
Age: 35
Gender: Male
Appearance: A muscular man wearing a chainmail hauberk (made from pop can tabs), the furs of several neighbourhood pets, and a bike helmet with plastic horns attached. He has a long braided red beard. He is very hairy.
Personal information: He was bjorn in the wrong century.
Stats:
Strength: 11
endurance: 3
dexterity: 2
intelligence: 0
Charisma: 1
Profession: Berserker.
Inventory:
-Shield
-stick (perfect for hitting things)
-pike
-knuckleduster
-chainmail hauberk (made from pop can tabs)
-the furs of several neighbourhood pets
-a bike helmet with plastic horns attached.(Kitten bed)
-Berserking shrooms
-lots of feathers

Adventuring party

Methinks another robot needs a good smacking.

[3] It appears substation 78 dissidents have mental disorders. Halving the required reinforcements. Barney legs it back up the stairs yelling "RUN AWAY!". Then Bjorn [6+3]STR clubs the bot, sending it flying back into a wall.

[kj1225]

Chat up people.

[blazing glory]

Try to make a bandage out of something nearby.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Barney decides to just stand watch outside for now.

[NAV]

Spoiler: Bjorn (click to show/hide)

Name: Bjorn (Real name: Cameron McClelland)
Age: 35
Gender: Male
Appearance: A muscular man wearing a chainmail hauberk (made from pop can tabs), the furs of several neighbourhood pets, and a bike helmet with plastic horns attached. He has a long braided red beard. He is very hairy.
Personal information: He was bjorn in the wrong century.
Stats:
Strength: 11
endurance: 3
dexterity: 2
intelligence: 0
Charisma: 1
Profession: Berserker.
Inventory:
-Shield
-stick (perfect for hitting things)
-pike
-knuckleduster
-chainmail hauberk (made from pop can tabs)
-the furs of several neighbourhood pets
-a bike helmet with plastic horns attached.(Kitten bed)
-Berserking shrooms
-lots of feathers

Adventuring Party

I WILL KILL YOU ALL. FOR THOR!
Chase after those 3 robots that just ran away. Shield bash them.

((Bjorn currently has -2 intelligence, and he is fighting robots in a berserker rage. It might not have been the best idea to pretend to be robots.))

[Orange Wizard]

Spoiler: Party Wizard (click to show/hide)

Name: Wizard (a.k.a. Dr Gatsby MacDougall)
Age: 65
Gender: Male
Appearance: Short, pot-bellied, and bald, but with a magnificently long beard. He wears stereotypical "old-man" clothes.
Personal information: A crazy old physicist who thinks he is a wizard.
Stats:
Strength: 0
Endurance: 0
Dexterity: 0
Intelligence: 15
Charisma: 0
Profession: Retired, was a professor of advanced physics
Inventory: A set of pointy hats in various colours (red, green, orange, blue, black), a spare tuxedo, several encyclopaedias, fuzzy pink bananas

Slap some sense into the raging barbarian.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

UNFORESEEN CONSEQUENCES!

[Orange Wizard]

Bump?

[Spinal_Taper]

Chat up people.

Notice infection. Clear it up.

[smurfingtonthethird]

I forgots about it  .

BASE

Chat up people.

[2]

Social awkwardness, woo

Try to make a bandage out of something nearby.

[6]

Hello mr palm leaf, you're a bandage now. Except the palm leaf is burning your wounds. Ah.

Chat up people.

Notice infection. Clear it up.

[5]

Much better.

PARTY

Barney decides to just stand watch outside for now.

Spoiler: Bjorn (click to show/hide)

Name: Bjorn (Real name: Cameron McClelland)
Age: 35
Gender: Male
Appearance: A muscular man wearing a chainmail hauberk (made from pop can tabs), the furs of several neighbourhood pets, and a bike helmet with plastic horns attached. He has a long braided red beard. He is very hairy.
Personal information: He was bjorn in the wrong century.
Stats:
Strength: 11
endurance: 3
dexterity: 2
intelligence: 0
Charisma: 1
Profession: Berserker.
Inventory:
-Shield
-stick (perfect for hitting things)
-pike
-knuckleduster
-chainmail hauberk (made from pop can tabs)
-the furs of several neighbourhood pets
-a bike helmet with plastic horns attached.(Kitten bed)
-Berserking shrooms
-lots of feathers

Adventuring Party

I WILL KILL YOU ALL. FOR THOR!
Chase after those 3 robots that just ran away. Shield bash them.

((Bjorn currently has -2 intelligence, and he is fighting robots in a berserker rage. It might not have been the best idea to pretend to be robots.))

Spoiler: Party Wizard (click to show/hide)

Name: Wizard (a.k.a. Dr Gatsby MacDougall)
Age: 65
Gender: Male
Appearance: Short, pot-bellied, and bald, but with a magnificently long beard. He wears stereotypical "old-man" clothes.
Personal information: A crazy old physicist who thinks he is a wizard.
Stats:
Strength: 0
Endurance: 0
Dexterity: 0
Intelligence: 15
Charisma: 0
Profession: Retired, was a professor of advanced physics
Inventory: A set of pointy hats in various colours (red, green, orange, blue, black), a spare tuxedo, several encyclopaedias, fuzzy pink bananas

Slap some sense into the raging barbarian.

[4] Barney chills outside. [6+3]STR Bjorn goes batshit crazy and smacks the hell out of [1-2]INT the wall. Wizard [6-1]STR gets a perfect slap on him, waking him from his trance. [2] Reinforcements have arrived. All dissidents, please remain still while you are terminated.

Base camp:
Lolfail
kj1225
Objective
Spinal_Taper
Yoink
mastahcheese
blazing glory-messed up by terrorbird
WhitiusOpus
Erils-One arm.
Two female flight attendants
First aid guy, George
Twelve random girls
Pilot

Exploration crew:
GrizzlyAdams
NAV
InsanityIncarnate
Darkpaladin-Hand broken, scratch wounds
IcyTea
Leonkr9

Things you own:
Your inventories (mainly useless crap)
Pile of unsearched bags
Pile of useless plane bits
Fuzzy pink bananas
Airline food
Pouch-cat cub

Places:
Plane crash: Consists of a plane crash (_/) in a clearing. Near a freshwater stream.
Fuzzy Pink Banana trees: a place with fuzzy pink banana trees.
Waterfall: a waterfall. It lets you see across a valley, and there's a big ass thing on the other side.
Bunker: A concrete bunker. Has a console on the outside. Contains at least one angry robot.

Important Stuff:
Morale: Medium after recuperation
Food: 16 turns left

[Orange Wizard]

Spoiler: Party Wizard (click to show/hide)

Name: Wizard (a.k.a. Dr Gatsby MacDougall)
Age: 65
Gender: Male
Appearance: Short, pot-bellied, and bald, but with a magnificently long beard. He wears stereotypical "old-man" clothes.
Personal information: A crazy old physicist who thinks he is a wizard.
Stats:
Strength: 0
Endurance: 0
Dexterity: 0
Intelligence: 15
Charisma: 0
Profession: Retired, was a professor of advanced physics
Inventory: A set of pointy hats in various colours (red, green, orange, blue, black), a spare tuxedo, several encyclopaedias, fuzzy pink bananas

Wow. I actually managed to slap sense into a raging barbarian.

Hide behind the robot.

[kj1225]

Continue chatting

[NAV]

Spoiler: Bjorn (click to show/hide)

Name: Bjorn (Real name: Cameron McClelland)
Age: 35
Gender: Male
Appearance: A muscular man wearing a chainmail hauberk (made from pop can tabs), the furs of several neighbourhood pets, and a bike helmet with plastic horns attached. He has a long braided red beard. He is very hairy.
Personal information: He was bjorn in the wrong century.
Stats:
Strength: 11
endurance: 3
dexterity: 2
intelligence: 0
Charisma: 1
Profession: Berserker.
Inventory:
-Shield
-stick (perfect for hitting things)
-pike
-knuckleduster
-chainmail hauberk (made from pop can tabs)
-the furs of several neighbourhood pets
-a bike helmet with plastic horns attached.(Kitten bed)
-Berserking shrooms
-lots of feathers

Exploring Party.

I WILL REMAIN STILL FOR YOU. STILL ALIVE!

Check how many mushrooms I have left.
Wear my shield on my back, wield my club in both hands.
Smack one robot into another robot to destroy them both.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Continue keeping watch &/or playing with pouch-kitten.

[Lolfail0009]

Procyon, at base camp: Talk to other survivors. Learn about them.