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[Maximum Spin]

Is that close enough to ram?

[Stirk]

Is that close enough to ram?

Yes

[Maximum Spin]

RAMMING SPEED!

[BlackPaladin99]

when hes done, i try to destroy the cannon im pinning.

[Stirk]

RAMMING SPEED!

You squish the Ork! Clearly trying to give the Orks a melee weapon to fight tanks with isn't going to work either.

The allied APCs speed into the fort to fight Orks off-screen.

when hes done, i try to destroy the cannon im pinning.

You roll a 9! Unfortunately you suck at aiming so you only hit on a 5. You miss.

We're almost through this! I CAN SEE THE END!

Gunnar->NPC APC->Thale->Bahzil->Orks->Eltiazh
Forest 0 meter line
Fortress 100 meter line
Ork 37 Meters from fortress
Other Orks- Clearly present but not available for shooting at you.
300 meters from Fortress, Railroad clearing/APC entrance. At the 100 meter from fortress mark you would be 123 meters from the ground team, if that makes any sense.
Grace Chimera 36 meters from fortress,
In-Front-Of-Wall Ork 2 55 Meters from Fortress Dismount side 1 damage
Wall Kannon 1 0 Meters from fortress (Dismount side)

[hector13]

prescience, unfettered!

Shoot at a tankhammer ork for some reason.

[Stirk]

prescience, unfettered!

Shoot at a tankhammer ork for some reason.

You fail to either use the power of the Warp or achieve a significantly entertaining death at its hands. You do manage to hit the Tankhammer Ork, who is currently smeared across your treads. So you have that going for you.

As if in response to this corpse desecration your Chimera is hit by what is hopefully the last shot from the Kannon, sliding harmlessly off your front armor again. Kannon damage is so swingy.

Eltiazh's criteria never came to pass, since the tankhammer was already crushed when it was in melee range.

[Egan_BW]

Pull the wounded inside, since he's presumably in range because it would be convenient. Otherwise wait to be relevant.

[Maximum Spin]

Pull the wounded inside, since he's presumably in range because it would be convenient. Otherwise wait to be relevant.

Got him already. Just shoot at that Kannon so we can leave!

[Stirk]

Pull the wounded inside, since he's presumably in range because it would be convenient. Otherwise wait to be relevant.

All wounded are inside, unless you want to pull one of the wounded Orks in.

[Maximum Spin]

Well, I guess that means Egan is waiting to be relevant, so...
Drive away to pick up some distance from the fortress, but not out of reasonable turret range.

[Stirk]

Well, I guess that means Egan is waiting to be relevant, so...
Drive away to pick up some distance from the fortress, but not out of reasonable turret range.

You drive away to pick up some distance from the fort. Apparently you're equally as fast forward as backwards so that ends up being quite the distance.

Gunnar->Thale->Bahzil->Orks->Eltiazh
Forest 0 meter line
Fortress 100 meter line
Ork 37 Meters from fortress
Other Orks- Clearly present but not available for shooting at you.
300 meters from Fortress, Railroad clearing/APC entrance. At the 100 meter from fortress mark you would be 123 meters from the ground team, if that makes any sense.
Grace Chimera 66 meters from fortress,
In-Front-Of-Wall Ork 2 55 Meters from Fortress Dismount side 1 damage
Wall Kannon 1 0 Meters from fortress (Dismount side)

[BlackPaladin99]

pin cannon

[hector13]

Try again to cast prescience unfettered, and then shoot the kannon with whichever tank gun I’m manning.

[Egan_BW]

Me shoot ork.