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[Sanure]

Equipment:
Name of Weapon: Lahja
Type: Ranged
Effects: +2 to rolls relating to sniping
Base Damage: 1d14 Ranged
Description: A small Mosin-Nagant with an iron sight attached. Has seen a lot of use.

Name of Armour: Reinforced Hailcoat
Type: Medium
Effects: +2 Res against actions relating to the cold
Resistance bonus: +4 RES
Description: A very light blue fur coat made from magical polar bears she may or may not have shot herself. The polar bears' magical fur repels the cold itself. It hass also been artifically enchanted to become tougher.

Name of Armour: Lieutenant Uniform
Type: Light
Effects: +4 to persuading fellow soldiers
Resistance bonus: +2 RES
Description: A white greatcoat and peaked cap. One could almost feel the martial aura radiating off it.

That should do it. Unless elf says otherwise.

[Sl4cker]

thank
now what's happenin' in the ic

[Shadestyle]

Can I get pillz stats while you are at it?

[Sanure]

thank
now what's happenin' in the ic

civilians being killed in a world called Remnant (only RWBY peeps allowed yo) Otherwise not much.

[Sl4cker]

but
could simuna be theoretically dropped off at the rwby world, help fight the bad guy and then follow the rwby characters back onto the ship afterwards

[Sanure]

Possible but not likely.

[SOLDIER First]

she could also be dropped into wilson's lap at terminal velocity

[Sanure]

she could also be dropped into wilson's lap at terminal velocity

preferable face first.

[SOLDIER First]

no. gun first. to tarnish such beauty by even LOOKING at wilson's disgusting visage would be a crime

[Sl4cker]

Possible but not likely.

you of course understand that, in fiction, this translates to "it will indeed happen at an opportune moment but everyone will be like 'wtf' when it does happen"

she could also be dropped into wilson's lap at terminal velocity

that'd break his bones, i'd think

[SOLDIER First]

such is the point. unless you want him to FALL IN LOVE with her, the horror

[Sl4cker]

simuna can dispatch him without breaking her bones as well thanks

[SOLDIER First]

beauty so radiant is unaffected by physics except when it would harm anyone but herself

[Sanure]

Possible but not likely.

you of course understand that, in fiction, this translates to "it will indeed happen at an opportune moment but everyone will be like 'wtf' when it does happen"

You of course understand that, in a literal sense, this translates to " the Gm was trying to say no and failing "

Sorry, had to.

[Sl4cker]

beauty so radiant is unaffected by physics except when it would harm anyone but herself

do you want his legs broken or do you want him to become an ice statue entitled "Aroused, Exploding Man"

Possible but not likely.

you of course understand that, in fiction, this translates to "it will indeed happen at an opportune moment but everyone will be like 'wtf' when it does happen"

You of course understand that, in a literal sense, this translates to " the Gm was trying to say no and failing "

Sorry, had to.

dammit san