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Roll To Dodge / THAT ONE SPACE GAME WITH A TITLE
« on: June 18, 2015, 05:32:53 am »
THROUGH SHENANIGANS VARIOUS AND UNCLEAR YOU MANAGED TO BECOME PART OF THE CREW OF THE FIRST SPACESHIP.

IT'S CURRENTLY SITTING ON THE LAUNCHPAD. WHAT WILL YOU DO?

Spoiler: SHIP GENERAL (click to show/hide)

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Roll To Dodge / SHIPQUEST
« on: January 13, 2015, 10:27:12 am »
THE YEAR IS 14XX.

IN THE DEBRIS FIELD, A SHIP FROM A BYGONE AGE GLIMMERS.

YOU AND YOUR PEOPLE HAVE HUNTED FOR THE ARTIFACT FOR OVER A CENTURY. BY SHEER LUCK, A FEW CYCLES AGO YOU STUMBLED ONTO IMPERIAL DOCUMENTATION SAYING YOUR PRIZE IS WITHIN ITS HOLDS.

YOU HAVE BEEN ENTRUSTED WITH THE MISSION TO RECOVER THE ARTIFACT AND GRANTED THE PRIVILEGE OF BOARDING THE SHIP VIA AN ASSAULT SHUTTLE. THE OUTER HULL BREACHES EASILY, TOO EASILY IN FACT. NO DOUBT NEWS OF THE DISCOVERY HAVE SPREAD QUICKLY.

IT IS DARK. YOU ARE LIKELY TO BE EATEN BY SCAVENGERS.

WHAT DO?

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Roll To Dodge / ROLL TO DESIGN: SUCH IS LIFE IN [COUNTRY_NAME]
« on: October 15, 2014, 12:49:26 am »

THE YEAR IS 21XX

YOU IN OFFICE

CABINET SAY, "YOU DESIGN WARTHING FOR US OR YOU GO MINING COLONY"

YOU NOT WANT GO MINING COLONY

WHAT DO

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Spoiler: INTRO (click to show/hide)

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General Discussion / the big fat fat thread
« on: September 14, 2014, 12:04:35 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on September 14, 2014, 11:55:12 am
Anyways, that's needing its own thread. This thread isn't the fat thread.

we're making it happen

Spoiler: so loud whispers made a post (click to show/hide)

do what you will with this post

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Roll To Dodge / ROLL TO ISLAND: ATTACKER THREAD
« on: August 08, 2014, 05:36:27 am »
Main Thread

YES HELLO THIS IS THE ISLAND ATTACKER THREAD

ISLAND ATTACKER BUSINESS IS HERE

DEFENDER PLS GO

Spoiler: OFFICIAL ATTACKER LIST(TM) (click to show/hide)

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Roll To Dodge / ROLL TO ISLAND: DEFENDER THREAD
« on: August 08, 2014, 05:34:18 am »
Main Thread

YES HELLO THIS IS THE ISLAND DEFENDER THREAD

ISLAND DEFENSE BUSINESS IS HERE

ATTACKER PLS GO

Spoiler: OFFICIAL DEFENDER LIST(TM) (click to show/hide)

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Roll To Dodge / ROLL TO ISLAND: MAIN THREAD: OBJECTIVES RELAYED
« on: August 04, 2014, 12:52:18 am »
NEW HERE? IMPORTANT SHIT AT BOTTOM OF THIS POST
THE YEAR IS 22XX

PLANETARY WARFARE IS AT AN ALL-TIME HIGH

YOUR TASK IS TO TAKE ISLAND WHICH IS USED AS CENTER OF ENEMY OPERATIONS IN ATLANTIC AREA

OR DEFEND IT

I FORGET

WHO IS YOU

WHICH SIDE YOU ON

WHAT DO

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Roll To Dodge / ROLL TO: DOUBLE DISCO ROCKET TRASH CAN ADVENTURE
« on: August 01, 2014, 09:41:39 am »
YOU HAVE DECIDED TO BE THE TRANSPORTEST TRANSPORT TYCOON TO TYCOON TRANSPORT OR WHATEVER IT IS THIS TIME OF THE LUNAR CYCLE

UNFORTUNATELY THERE ARE NO MORE ROCKET TRASH CANS AVAILABLE FOR YOUR MOBILE DEVICE

WHAT DO

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Curses / How do I stop sieges?
« on: June 05, 2014, 01:44:21 am »
I managed to accrue heat in quadruple digits. The full might of the game's army is on me (all the way to the bombers, who what'd be higher up) and I'm chewing through it without much issue - 20 10+ rifle libs do that for you. The country is steadily on its way to L+, I gotta wait to flush out the Supreme Court though (extended endgame ho).

I've been shooting up the police station like mad, closing it down for a month and half at a time, but as soon as it opens back up (HS or otherwise) I have a window of two days tops to close it again or I'll have a siege waiting on me. Sometimes the siege starts the day it reopens, so my sleepers don't even have time to warn me beforehand.

Should I start taking down the army base too or what? This has already grown past a nuisance and gone into annoyance territory, I might disband just to not have to deal with this stuff.

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Roll To Dodge / PARENTING SIMULATOR 2K14 SPACE EDITION
« on: May 29, 2014, 01:06:27 am »
YOU ARE ON SPACE STATION

YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN 1X CHILD

GIVE NAME NOW:

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Roll To Dodge / ROLL TO STEAL PRINCESS
« on: April 23, 2014, 12:41:39 pm »
PRINCESS WAS RESTORE

YOU WANT RESTEAL PRINCESS

WHAT DO

Spoiler: NOPE (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: WOOL LIST (click to show/hide)

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Roll To Dodge / [BANANAS METASTISE]
« on: February 14, 2014, 02:26:55 am »
YOU HAVE WON FLIGHT WITH JON TRAVOLTA.

LOCATION IS PLANE. PILOT IS STARING AT YOU. JON IS STARING AT YOU. WHERE GO?

KNOWN EXITS ARE NORTHWEST SOUTHWEST DENNIS

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General Discussion / LordSlowpoke Tours Europe - With YOU!
« on: February 05, 2014, 06:20:36 am »
Shit, I don't know if this should go here or Life Advice. Use your own judgement and report back to me.

I have accrued a small pile of excess currency which I oughta get rid of else I end up buying figurines or something else that will end up with me hanging my head in shame of "You could have spent this on important shit, m8!"

Where will I be going? Well, it's very fluid and varies heavily on whenever someone will host me or not, but first I wish to fly myself into Berlin! Spending a couple days there to see all the little things Berlin has to offer, I will take a train to Gdansk, catch Warszawa on my way south, then down to Krakow from where I'm going for Prague and Wien. Afterwards it's a slow route through Bavaria and Rheinland to Amsterdam, south to Belgium and ending in Paris. There might be a slight flux along the way, so I mi~ght end up going northwards to Owlbread and his Scottish brethren afterwards, but that's a really optimistic scenario.

You might want to note that I didn't list everything. While I have an idea of what I really want to see and where I really want to go, I'm going to be relying on YOU! Yeah, you! Due to the fact that my pile of money is small and hotels are expensive, if I were able to pay even half of what I already have calculated for hotels instead of ending my trip in Prague, I'll be able to land myself in Brussels easily! It's also a matter of being able to meet the amazing people that reside on these boards in meatspace, and I'm all for that~ So the locations that I end up visiting will vary on whoever will want to host me for the most part!

I don't have an exact date for leaving set up just yet other than knowing it will be near the end of this month. I don't need much, just a bit of room and someone to speak English with so I can share experiences.

If there's something I've failed to mention, please point it out to me! Otherwise... well, let's see what happens.

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Roll To Dodge / The Gala: Day One
« on: January 19, 2014, 06:09:51 am »
HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE GALA We're not doing this.

In eight days from now, the upcoming Queen will be introduced to the realm's nobles by the ruler of Sobia, a close friend to the belated King and one who arranged her ascension.

This game is very concerned not with the Princess herself, but with the forces behind the throne. The nobles did not take kindly to the succession law being broken in order to satisfy a Sobian fantasy of an united peninsula, and there are worries that the Queen will provide full support for their pointless as they call them wars time and time again, with only losses for the Kingdom itself. Having been shushed one time too many by the interfering forces, one by one they decide there's only one thing to be done.
There are the Royal Guards, whose single goal is to ensure the Queen is not harmed. There are various factions of assassins, then there are the people caught in the crossfire. This concludes the blurb of things everyone knows.

There will be two turns to a day, namely the day and night turns. This leads to 16 turns before the Gala itself occurs, during which a special sequence will activate. The contents of the special sequence will be influenced heavily by the preparations to the Gala itself.

All data will be distributed via PMs and all communications between players is to be passed through the GM unless otherwise permitted. Trading data covertly will both harm the spirit of the game and lead to you being kicked out if detected.

That said, the Princess herself will be controlled in this thread as if in a suggestion game, while actions - both day and night - are to be sent in via PM.

If you have any meta questions, ask them here. Otherwise, let us continue to the sheets:

Spoiler: PM these in. (click to show/hide)

Note: I'm fairly aware it'll be hard to hit the 25 player limit. It's a best case scenario. We need at least 8 to begin properly, 6 if really needed as I'd have to cut a few things out. Still, I expect it to be a murderfest.

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Roll To Dodge / SHIT, LET'S BE ADVENTURING: UPDATES NOW A THING
« on: January 04, 2014, 09:16:23 pm »
SO YEAH I HANDED THIS OFF TO kj1225 ACT ACCORDINGLY

I'LL UPDATE THE SPOILERS ACCORDINGLY WHEN NEEDED I GUESS
HELLO AND WELCOME TO SHIT, LET'S BE ADVENTURING

THERE ARE RULES TO BE HAD! SIT DOWN, YO.

YOU WILL NEED A RACE. NO RESTRICTIONS ON THIS. GO NUTS.

YOU WILL PROBABLY HAVE POWERS. THERE WILL BE LIMITS ON THESE, YOU START WITH NONE.

EVERYONE IS ASSUMED TO KNOW THE STANDARD SIX-SIDED DIE. IT WILL BE THE ONLY DIE USED. TRYING TO EDIT THIS WILL ONLY CAUSE YOU SUFFERING.

THERE WILL BE A MAXIMUM OF SEVEN PLAYERS, BECAUSE SEVEN IS A NICE NUMBER. IF A PLAYER DIES AND IS NOT RESURRECTED FOR FIVE TURNS, A NEW SLOT IS OPENED. THIS PERMAKILLS THE OLD PLAYER.

OH, AND IF A PLAYER DOESN'T POST AN ACTION WITHIN A DAY OF ME POSTING THE PREVIOUS TURN, I'LL SET THEM TO AI MODE. WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL BE DETERMINED BY SHADY RULES YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW. IN GENERAL, BEING IN AI MODE IS A BAD IDEA. WARNING WILL BE GIVEN IF THEY'RE ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING ABSURDLY STUPID.

THERE WILL BE A SELECT SPAWN LOCATION AT WHICH YOU WILL APPEAR NO MATTER AT WHICH POINT OF THE GAME YOU JOIN IN. YOU'LL NEED TO CATCH UP TO THE OTHERS, LITERALLY AND IN TERMS OF SKILLS, EQUIPMENT AND WHATEVER ELSE.

Spoiler: SLOT DATA (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: TURN DATA (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: LIST OF WAITING (click to show/hide)

STARTING LOCATION: YOU AWAKEN IN TALL GRASS AND HEAR VARIOUS CHIRPING AND TALL GRASS ANIMAL NOISES. THERE IS A WIND. THE WIND IS COLD. IT CHILLS YOU. THE CHILL MAY OR MIGHT NOT BE UNPLEASANT DEPENDENT ON YOUR SELECTED RACE. THERE IS ALSO MUFFLED CHATTERING. IT IS ALSO BRIGHT.

Spoiler: YOU'LL NEED THIS SHEET, TOO (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: FOURTH SPOILER (click to show/hide)

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