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Author Topic: ROLL TO: DOUBLE DISCO ROCKET TRASH CAN ADVENTURE  (Read 6617 times)

LordSlowpoke

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ROLL TO: DOUBLE DISCO ROCKET TRASH CAN ADVENTURE
« on: August 01, 2014, 09:41:39 am »

YOU HAVE DECIDED TO BE THE TRANSPORTEST TRANSPORT TYCOON TO TYCOON TRANSPORT OR WHATEVER IT IS THIS TIME OF THE LUNAR CYCLE

UNFORTUNATELY THERE ARE NO MORE ROCKET TRASH CANS AVAILABLE FOR YOUR MOBILE DEVICE

WHAT DO
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Re: ROLL TO TERRIBLE IDEAS
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2014, 09:46:46 am »

STEAL ROCKET FROM BOB'S DISCOUNT ROCKET AND SURPLUS
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Re: ROLL TO TERRIBLE IDEAS
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2014, 09:57:17 am »

THROW MOBILE DEVICE AT PASSING VEHICLE
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: ROLL TO TERRIBLE IDEAS
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2014, 10:04:27 am »

STEAL ROCKET FROM BOB'S DISCOUNT ROCKET AND SURPLUS

[6] ROCKET IS LIFTOFF

BOB LAUNCHES PURSUIT

FRUIT STAND AHEAD?

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THROW MOBILE DEVICE AT PASSING VEHICLE

[5] DEVICE SLAMS VEHICLE IN EXHAUST NOZZLE

EXHAUST NOZZLE SAILS OFF IN AN ARK

VEHICLE EXPLODES

WHAT DO
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Re: ROLL TO TERRIBLE IDEAS
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2014, 10:06:21 am »

KIDNAP THE PRESIDENT, HOLD HIM FOR A RANSOM OF 20000 ROCKET TRASH CANS
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Re: ROLL TO TERRIBLE IDEAS
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2014, 10:08:51 am »

SUPLEX FRUIT STAND INTO BOB
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Re: ROLL TO TERRIBLE IDEAS
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2014, 10:10:45 am »

DRAG INJURED FROM BURNING WRECKAGE

BE HERO

POSE FOR NEWSPAPERS
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To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: ROLL TO TERRIBLE IDEAS
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2014, 10:14:18 am »

KIDNAP THE PRESIDENT, HOLD HIM FOR A RANSOM OF 20000 ROCKET TRASH CANS

[1] PRESIDENT GET

ROCKET TRASH CANS LAUNCHED INTO FACE

THIS KILLS YOU

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SUPLEX FRUIT STAND INTO BOB

[6] INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC FRUIT STAND LAUNCHED

PURSUIT EXPLODES INTO GORE

YOU NOW ON TRAIN

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DRAG INJURED FROM BURNING WRECKAGE

BE HERO

POSE FOR NEWSPAPERS

[5] INJURED GET

[2] ARK SAILS THROUGH NEWSPAPERS

THIS KILLS THE NEWSPAPERS

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Re: ROLL TO TERRIBLE IDEAS
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2014, 10:16:17 am »

ASCEND TO GODHOOD
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Re: ROLL TO TERRIBLE IDEAS
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2014, 10:20:17 am »

HIJACK TRAIN
MAKE IT PIERCE SNOW
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Re: ROLL TO TERRIBLE IDEAS
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2014, 10:26:55 am »

ASCEND TO GODHOOD

[4] YOU MINOR GOD NOW

IS PRETTY MEH

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HIJACK TRAIN
MAKE IT PIERCE SNOW


[1] YOU HIJACK TRAIN

RUSSIAN ICFS ZEROES IN ON YOUR LOCATION

THIS KILLS YOU

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Re: ROLL TO TERRIBLE IDEAS
« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2014, 10:27:21 am »

HIJACK ARK

LOAD INJURED INTO ARK

FLY ARK TO EXOTIC DESTINATION
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To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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Re: ROLL TO TERRIBLE IDEAS
« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2014, 10:28:37 am »

APPEAR BEFORE THE RUSSIANS AS THE GHOST OF STALIN
DEMAND BORSCHT
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Re: ROLL TO TERRIBLE IDEAS
« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2014, 10:29:06 am »

GET MINIGUN
SHOOT STUFF AND THING
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Re: ROLL TO TERRIBLE IDEAS
« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2014, 10:33:56 am »

HIJACK ARK

LOAD INJURED INTO ARK

FLY ARK TO EXOTIC DESTINATION

[4] YOU FIGHT EPIC BATTLE WITH EXHAUST NOZZLE TO TAKE OVER ARK

MANY PIRATE NOISES AND CUTLASSES ARE INVOLVED

EXHAUST NOZZLE ESCAPE INTO INNARDS OF ARK

[5] INJURED IS SLAMMED INTO ARK

ARK ARRIVES IN ZIMBABWE

PASSENGERS TRANSPORTED +1!

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APPEAR BEFORE THE RUSSIANS AS THE GHOST OF STALIN
DEMAND BORSCHT


[6] YOU APPEAR IN RED SQUARE

WHOLE RUSSIA IS STUN

SUDDENLY BORSCHT APPEARS FROM EVERY DIRECTION

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GET MINIGUN
SHOOT STUFF AND THING

[6] MINIGUN GET

TOO TINY FOR HUGE FINGERS TO OPERATE

WHAT DO
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