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I hope that The Weapon With No Name is the project I started on my turn, to cave in The Shit. If it isn't, I will be mildly upset about it.

The bridge leading inside used to be clean. Then people started trying to go outside, then they would get nauseous and vomit everywhere.

The lever right next to the bridge in the outside "garden" is how you let them in. I closed it because the dwarves would get themselves killed by trying to grab stuff outside.
Oh wait, you found it.

I hope someone finds Slowpokes sacrifice. I'm really curious about it.
Also, if you could continue my project to demolish the tundra of Muck and Mist, or as I call it, The Shit, that would be nice.

Nah, that's not the sacrifice. It's somewhere else. Keep looking, though! :3 And do reassign me all the pretty rooms in the cluster there, other than the auxiliary bedrooms on the sides.

The royal bedroom is mine, dammit! You can have the other rooms, but the problem is that you died a long while ago, see here:

Oh, and here's a few bits from a short session before I go to bed;

• El Presidente died when fighting two undead migrants
• Balanash had a tantrum, probably from all the miasma caused by the rotting animals. I can't tell if he killed anyone besides some animals. He's alright now, though.
• These undead migrants are pissing me off. They aren't attacking, I think, they're just hanging out in The Shit outside the entrance, so nobody's working on the bridge or walls Munky started.

I'm betting that there is no sacrifice and you're just telling us there is so that we'll drive ourselves crazy looking for it.

Speaking of unnecessarily intricate and luxurious manors, where the hell is mine?

From what I can tell, you don't have a room. Hell, I don't even know if you're alive right now. Count Eric is appearing in Therapist, but you aren't on the actual in-game unit list. One Eric has a mausoleum, if it helps.

The sad thing about Deathsword not going berserk is that I was getting ready to take a replay of the ensuing chaos. I even downloaded the legacy version and everything.

The nameless engineer who bumbled outside like an idiot is currently getting torn apart by ravens above the fort. He's dead now. His own fault, really.

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Wait, what the hell is this?

Why are there stairs that almost let everything outside in the fort? There's even a stairwell that goes nowhere right next to it. I might look for more things like this, but right now there are more important matters. Like that Dice God thing because I need to have a serious talk with that guy who's probably making my .

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Apparently one of the caged crundle's has "reverted to a wild state!" Since the thing's in a cage, I don't think it can pose any threat whatsoever to anything ever. I'm having the stuff littering the hall of traps leading outside hauled to make things less cluttered around there.

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I've been contemplating what to do after my run as overseer. While the idea of making a catapult and flinging myself into The Shit and leaving a letter calling the dwarves here idiots is tempting, I don't think I can bring myself to that. More so the flinging then the letter, that I'm leaving in the mess hall for everyone to read. I think I've found my calling: killing every last fucking raven in The Brutal Tundras of Gristle. I've joined the Vessels of Uncertainty with Qwerty in order to achieve this noble goal. To victory, and death!
^{OOC: Really this came from a botched attempt to kill my dwarf for the end of my turn.}

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Ravens at the front entrance! How did they get inside, can they actually fly? Wow. Luckily, the traps got them, though one of them managed to attack Mr. Syde before a wolf jumped in and saved him. Nothing new here.

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I think I might have thought out The Shit Demolition Project wrong. I'm going to need to dig out the layer above where all the miners are digging now, not below. This might let the dwarves out to get themselves killed, which worries me a bit. I'll have to rethink where everyone will dig.

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I just noticed that the dwarves removing the walls I had placed when I was thinking of throwing myself into The Shit are all children. How'd you manage getting them to earn their keep?

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I think that's all for today. I'm too tired for more right now.

I wish you would be more specific with deaths necessary sacrifices. I get concerned about my virtual drunken midget named after me.

If I say it's a nobody, then that means the dwarf didn't have a custom name. I probably should investigate who died from the forgotten beast, Amas, since all the military dwarves are named.
From what I can see, random bits of Bonk, Nani, and Clover Magic are lying in the same room as Amas, and the corpses of Foo Quuxman and rridgway are nearby. Sorry about that, guys.