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[Maxmurder]

I asked a hammerman about serving his cause. He told me to kill Sattha Lanceamuse the vampire. This bloodsucking fiend has killed five thousand nine hundred twenty-five in his lust for murder!

Holy Crap! thats a lotta kills...

Anyone else find a vamp with a rediculious kill count?

[ff2]

Vampires are bugged to kill millions of people. They will have a ton of trophys on.

[Crinkles]

Vampires beasts constantly hunt during Worldgen. When they start being suspected, they can move and get a job in a different place, continuing to hunt. In this way, they rack up huge kill counts and are rarely slain. Megabeasts only sometimes rampage or get confronted during Worldgen, plus they can't hide, which is why their kill count is much lower.

[Kamamura]

"Tired of a soapmaker's life and want to try something more exciting, like adventuring? No problem, lad, but before we assign you to a duty of importance, like guarding our wool warehouse, or caravan duty, you must prove yourself on something easier, just to test your mettle. Okay, what have we here for you... oh, this one. Go to the forest north of here and kill Ogdun the Vampire. He is thousand year old, and have killed thousands of people. Here is my old rusty ax, and you can borrow that pigtail armor. Here, Igor the Dumb Shepherd will accompany you, just in case. And lad - take my advice, try to surprise him during the day when he sleeps. Because when he's awake, he will smell you from fifty yards. And once he smells you, he will tear you apart... well, of ya go."

[dood_]

I sometimes wonder if the reason most of our adventures end so brutally is because the townsfolk are sick of all these vagrants passing through asking for work, so send them off to stuff they know is far about their head.