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Author Topic: If you think about it, elves are the toughest and bravest of all.  (Read 1767 times)

Corai

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If you think about it, elves are the toughest and bravest of all.
« on: April 22, 2012, 05:48:54 pm »
I mean, dwarves are COWARDS. They hide deep underground where nothing can reach them.

Humans have stone walls and houses.

Goblins have there slade towers.

Kobolds......hide in caves.

Elves, they stand around outside. Forever. Thats damn brave when it comes to dwarf fortress. They charge into battle with WOOD. They blatantly insult you, no matter how deep they are. They freaking tame unicorns. They live off of Carrion and berries. They live forever.



« Last Edit: April 22, 2012, 07:53:49 pm by Corai »
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Re: If you think about it, elves are the toughest and bravest of all.
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2012, 05:52:18 pm »
Turkeys stand around in the rain whilst all other animals cower for shelter!

Turkeys are clearly the smartest and the bravest creatures of all!
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Re: If you think about it, elves are the toughest and bravest of all.
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2012, 05:52:51 pm »
Quote from: Corai on April 22, 2012, 05:48:54 pm
I mean, dwarves are COWARDS. They hide deep underground where nothing can reach them.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

1. Does that look underground to you?
2. You do realize what's actually underground?

Now, my memory may be a bit hazy from this, but I seem to remember something called the caverns...

Quote from: Corai on April 22, 2012, 05:48:54 pm
Elves, they stand around outside. Forever. Thats damn brave when it comes to dwarf fortress.

[AT_PEACE_WITH_NATURE]

No brave
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Re: If you think about it, elves are the toughest and bravest of all.
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2012, 05:56:14 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on April 22, 2012, 05:52:51 pm
Quote from: Corai on April 22, 2012, 05:48:54 pm
I mean, dwarves are COWARDS. They hide deep underground where nothing can reach them.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

1. Does that look underground to you?
2. You do realize what's actually underground?

Now, my memory may be a bit hazy from this, but I seem to remember something called the caverns...

Quote from: Corai on April 22, 2012, 05:48:54 pm
Elves, they stand around outside. Forever. Thats damn brave when it comes to dwarf fortress.

[AT_PEACE_WITH_NATURE]

No brave

They at peace with titans?

They at peace with other races?

They at peace with bogeymen? Which dont appear in worldgen?




Honestly, I just wanna see how long I can go with Pro-elf until someone actually is capable of blowing me off my stilts.


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Thats made by you, worldgen dwarves hide underground.....Dwell is more appropriate but I use hide to go with my current case.

-Second modified-

Dwarves get stronger in the dark, as far as research goes. So the caverns they actually have a better chance of surviving.

Quote from: KodKod on April 22, 2012, 05:52:18 pm
Turkeys stand around in the rain whilst all other animals cower for shelter!

Turkeys are clearly the smartest and the bravest creatures of all!

I never said they were smart. Elves are blatantly stupid. Bravery and stupidity is nearly the same in this game.
« Last Edit: April 22, 2012, 06:00:12 pm by Corai »
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Re: If you think about it, elves are the toughest and bravest of all.
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2012, 06:01:56 pm »
Quote from: Corai on April 22, 2012, 05:56:14 pm
They at peace with titans?
They at peace with other races?
They at peace with bogeymen? Which dont appear in worldgen?

Are Dwarves at peace with Titans? Forgotten Beasts? Cavern dwellers? What about the other races?
Perhaps bogeymen too? Maybe even their own Dwarves-OH WAIT VAMPIRES.

Quote from: Corai on April 22, 2012, 05:56:14 pm
Thats made by you, worldgen dwarves hide underground.....Dwell is more appropriate but I use hide to go with my current case.

Oh is that now?
Well I didn't make that, Dwarves did. And they live in that. If you're going to judge by world gen, then the Elves don't stand outside anywhere, because they don't exist. Neither do the Dwarves.

Check mate, Elf lover.
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Re: If you think about it, elves are the toughest and bravest of all.
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2012, 06:03:46 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on April 22, 2012, 06:01:56 pm
Quote from: Corai on April 22, 2012, 05:56:14 pm
They at peace with titans?
They at peace with other races?
They at peace with bogeymen? Which dont appear in worldgen?

Are Dwarves at peace with Titans? Forgotten Beasts? Cavern dwellers? What about the other races?
Perhaps bogeymen too? Maybe even their own Dwarves-OH WAIT VAMPIRES.

Quote from: Corai on April 22, 2012, 05:56:14 pm
Thats made by you, worldgen dwarves hide underground.....Dwell is more appropriate but I use hide to go with my current case.

Oh is that now?
Well I didn't make that, Dwarves did. And they live in that. If you're going to judge by world gen, then the Elves don't stand outside anywhere, because they don't exist. Neither do the Dwarves.

Check mate, Elf lover.

My my, Loud Whispers, you win! I was hoping this would go on longer, as it fun arguing over elves. Would it be wrong to lock this now that I have been shot down?
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Re: If you think about it, elves are the toughest and bravest of all.
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2012, 06:06:50 pm »
Nope, we require additional pylo-

Quote from: Corai on April 22, 2012, 06:03:46 pm
fun arguing over elves

Sweet mother of livers...
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Re: If you think about it, elves are the toughest and bravest of all.
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2012, 06:09:19 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on April 22, 2012, 06:06:50 pm
Nope, we require additional pylo-

Quote from: Corai on April 22, 2012, 06:03:46 pm
fun arguing over elves

Sweet mother of livers...

I find any form of argument entertaining. Im a very strange and odd person.
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Re: If you think about it, elves are the toughest and bravest of all.
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2012, 06:15:15 pm »
I've been saying this for awhile.
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Re: If you think about it, elves are the toughest and bravest of all.
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2012, 06:20:14 pm »
Likewise.

Just not with Elves.
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Re: If you think about it, elves are the toughest and bravest of all.
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2012, 06:45:41 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on April 22, 2012, 06:20:14 pm
Likewise.

Just not with Elves.

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Re: If you think about it, elves are the toughest and bravest of all.
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2012, 07:24:10 pm »
another elf loving thread from the troll kobold? It's getting boring
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Re: If you think about it, elves are the toughest and bravest of all.
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2012, 07:50:35 pm »
I like elven reproductive organs. There, I said it.
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