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Author Topic: Everyone is John: Round 1 is Back!  (Read 9020 times)

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Re: Everyone is John: Round 1 is Back!
« Reply #75 on: November 18, 2012, 06:55:41 pm »

"John, I have a revelation for you. You are Jackie Chan's secret son! Okay, not really, but you know Kung Fu anyway!"

Do a flying kick to take out the taser arm (+1 WP to roll).
Then, punh him in the face. Again. And punch any other guard you might see.


[3 + 1] John, thoroughly convinced that he's Jackie Chan's son (sorta), unleashes a flurry of furious kicks, knocking the taser out of the guard's hand! However the guard manages to run away before John hits him in the face, probably because John is too busy celebrating his new-found Kung-Fu.
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Re: Everyone is John: Round 1 is Back!
« Reply #76 on: November 19, 2012, 08:04:03 am »

Climb on top of the wall, trying to find those sweet, sweet fried hotdog.
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Re: Everyone is John: Round 1 is Back!
« Reply #77 on: November 21, 2012, 05:27:33 pm »

Hey.

Is this game dead? It was kinda fun.
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Re: Everyone is John: Round 1 is Back!
« Reply #78 on: November 21, 2012, 05:36:19 pm »

Climb on top of the wall, trying to find those sweet, sweet fried hotdog.

[3] John quickly climbs the wall to search for some sweet, sweet fried hotdogs. From atop the barn he's master of all he surveys, king of the county fair! He's also stepping in bird poop, but let's not focus on that, shall we?

Hey.

Is this game dead? It was kinda fun.

Not dead, but it likes to slip my mind for some reason.
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Re: Everyone is John: Round 1 is Back!
« Reply #79 on: November 23, 2012, 03:32:08 am »

Find some hot-dog carrier, climb down and punch him to aquire his fatty goodness.
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Re: Everyone is John: Round 1 is Back!
« Reply #80 on: November 23, 2012, 03:37:48 am »

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Re: Everyone is John: Round 1 is Back!
« Reply #81 on: November 23, 2012, 07:55:38 am »

Find some hot-dog carrier, climb down and punch him to aquire his fatty goodness.

[5] John looks high. He looks low. He looks left, he looks right, and then he remembers that he's afraid of heights.

"Eeep."

Bidding is open once more. Sorry for the delay, folks.

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Re: Everyone is John: Round 1 is Back!
« Reply #82 on: November 23, 2012, 08:11:03 am »

2 WP: close eyes, step forward.
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