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[blackmagechill]

You stand in your dirt floor hovel next to that fire place that you have pissed in many a times to keep it from burning your pile of hay that you sleep on. You had a stroke of luck yesterday and happened upon an overturned cart full of amazingly resilient glass and ceramic bottles, and a man with a piece of bratwurst lodged deep in his cold, dead throat. Seeking to profit from this sausage based death, you quickly plundered as man of his bottles as you could, carrying them in mortars and empty jugs, jars, and pitchers. Your house is positively teeming with dangerous liquids, powders and plants.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

1 bottle shiny red orange liquid
1 bottle shiny aqua liquid
1 jar alot of long stemmed, purple flowered plants
1 bottle fragrant fuchsia liquid
1 bag large grain blue powder
1 jar of thorned red leaves
2 pitchers
1 jug
1 rucksack
1 mortar
6 farthings
2 rotten eggs

Spoiler: Equipment (click to show/hide)

1 brown, burlap like tunic
holey rucksak

What do you do?

[Scelly9]

Combine random things!

[Lord Inquisitor]

do it the skyrim and dwarfy way, Taste things at random. Excepting the eggs.
Also required equipment is a Outhouse or suitable cesspit. Also clothes peg for the smell. or wrap piece of tunic/rucksack around as protection.
 Do not do experiments inside our house, we want to be safe dont we.

[Scelly9]

Taste things at random.
...
we want to be safe dont we.

-_-

[lawastooshort]

Taste things at random.

+1

But go to the swimwear store first; buy something fetching with the farthings (lime green if available) and change into it before experimenting.

[Mr. Palau]

Mix the two liquids in the pitcher, ground eggs with mortat, pour eggs in mixture. Wait for results.

[blackmagechill]

    You decide to fish out one of those long stemmed plants and eat it. It is delicious! The after taste then takes effect and your mouth feels dry and tastes bitter. You continue with your taste trials, deciding to drink the shiny aqua liquid (just a taste). The acid burns your mouth and throat, and you begin to sputter and gasp! You vomit after a coughing fit, and it lands on your hay sleeping pile. You will flip it over at night fall and hope for the best. You taste the jug! It is ceramic.


    After your self destructive and possibly life threatening tasting trials you decide to go to the swimwear shop. Unfortunately, being medieval times, you swim naked. After waffling the idea of buying lime green paint, you decide against it. You go to the cloak store and see a cloak for five pence. You attempt to purchase, only to realize that you have six farthings, which are not equal to  five pence.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

1 bottle shiny red orange liquid
1 bottle shiny aqua  acidic liquid (mostly full)
1 jar quite a few long stemmed, purple flowered plants
1 bottle fragrant fuchsia liquid
1 bag large grain blue powder
1 jar of thorned red leaves
2 pitchers
1 ceramic jug
1 rucksack
1 mortar
6 farthings
2 rotten eggs

Spoiler: Equipment (click to show/hide)

1 brown, burlap like tunic
holey rucksak

[Mr. Palau]

Put liquid in pitcher, put egg in pitcher. Wait for results.

[lawastooshort]

Put liquid in pitcher, put egg in pitcher. Wait for results.

+1, but set it on fire if nothing happens after, say, 15 minutes.

The ideal thing would be to develop some kind of smoke bomb, so we can go to the cloak store and steal the cloak under cover of smoke, and then go swimming.

If that fails we'll need to develop some green paint.

[blackmagechill]

You urinate in the pitcher, and toss in a rotten egg.
That didn't actually just happen, but you can get the idea of what happens if you don't specify liquids.

[Koronii]

Find some mercury. Drink the mercury. Enjoy our immortality!

[lawastooshort]

You urinate in the pitcher, and toss in a rotten egg.

What about setting it on fire?

[blackmagechill]

That wasn't canon, you need to specify a liquid.

[Grek]

Pour some of the acid into the pitcher and dissolve an egg in it.

Also, grind up one of the red leaves.

[LordBucket]

You are a ALCHEMIST!

Inventory (click to show/hide)
Equipment (click to show/hide)

Go to glassmaker. Buy alchemy tools. Apparently we have none.