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Inquisitor Saturn

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Cheese injection
« on: November 21, 2008, 12:36:24 pm »
[SPECIALATTACK_INJECT_EXTRACT] + [EXTRACT_CHEESE] = ???
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Gobbo

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Re: Cheese injection
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2008, 12:41:21 pm »
One Delicious Dwarf.
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Re: Cheese injection
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2008, 12:41:29 pm »
BEHOLD, THE POWER OF CHEESE!
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E-mouse

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Re: Cheese injection
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2008, 01:28:52 pm »
Bonus points: Magma-temperature cheese.

Or absolute zero, for that matter.
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Random832

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Re: Cheese injection
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2008, 01:37:19 pm »
Quote from: E-mouse on November 21, 2008, 01:28:52 pm
Bonus points: Magma-temperature cheese.

Or absolute zero, for that matter.

Why settle for absolute zero when you can have _dwarven_ zero - which is over 9,000 degrees below absolute zero.
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Re: Cheese injection
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2008, 01:58:33 pm »
Dwarves, proving science wrong, whether it is making beer+beer biscuts or supercooling things below absolute zero.
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Yanlin

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Re: Cheese injection
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2008, 02:35:40 pm »
You think that's dwarven? You don't know what's dwarven until you tried constructing a perpetual earthquake device that also makes booze while doing so.
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E-mouse

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Re: Cheese injection
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2008, 05:32:32 pm »
You know, temperature changes aside, I wonder if a vanilla cheese injection would be like the victim eating cheese, i.e. feeding them.
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Mike Mayday

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Re: Cheese injection
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2008, 05:34:53 pm »
If you injected it straight into the stomach...
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Re: Cheese injection
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2008, 05:42:21 pm »
Quote from: Mike Mayday on November 21, 2008, 05:34:53 pm
If you injected it straight into the stomach...
Or if sufficently broken down, into the bloodstream. Possibly the heart.

 
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Inquisitor Saturn

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Re: Cheese injection
« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2008, 06:51:12 pm »
Death via cholesterol poisoning.
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Re: Cheese injection
« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2008, 08:56:00 pm »
Now make a giant needle I can walk around with in adventurer mode and inject people with lethal amounts of cheese. Have an explosion on death that rains body parts and cheese all around.

DO IT.
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