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[LiteralKa]

Problem is, a law is only a law if it is enforced. I'd imagine you can't enforce your laws. But the current government sure can!

Reminds me of the song It ain't a crime if you don't get caught

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Johnny was a bad boy
He was a juvenile delinquent
He had his picture
On the wall of every precinct
He had a rep for hangin' out with his homies
Puffin' on the blunts
And sippin' on the 40's
But when he spoke
Nobody would listen
And when he was home
His parents, they would diss him
They called him a bum
A worthless piece of shit
So over this he had a fit
And now he grabs his bag
And heads for the door
And walks to the neighborhood
Liquor store
Pulls out a gat
And tells the old man, "Hit the floor"
Then breaks open his register drawer
Pulls out the money
Stuffs it in his pocket
Points his pistol
Then he starts to cock it
The man panicks and the gun goes off
Stupid old fool
Made Johnny blow his head off
But he don't care
'Cause he was taught
It ain't a crime
If ya don't get caught

It ain't a crime if you don't get caught
That's how it is homie like it or not
It ain't a crime if you don't get caught
That's how it is homie like it or not
It ain't a crime if you don't get caught
That's how it is homie like it or not


Now, comin' out of the store
Johnny shot two acpedic Jews
When he got home
His face was on the news
His mom freaked out
Told him, "Get the fuck out"
That's when the pigs rolled up
So, yo he ducked out
He hit the back door
Like his name was Carl Lewis
Dipped to the pay phone
To find out where his crew is
He called up his home boy Jose (word up)
"Can I come over, my man?"
He said, "No way!"
The cop- was here
He was lookin' all over for ya
But I told the pig
I didn't know ya
He said, "Cool,
pick me up at the school
I need a ride 'cause
I'm wanted for homicide"
Johnny's got his gun
And he's on the run
But he don't care
To him, the shit's fun
Now that he's an outlaw
Sorta like Robin Hood
The hard-rock hero
Of the whole neighborhood
If they catch him
He'll wind up in court, but
It ain't a crime if ya don't get caught (ha ha)

It ain't a crime if you don't get caught
That's how it is homie like it or not
It ain't a crime if you don't get caught
That's how it is homie like it or not
It ain't a crime if you don't get caught
That's how it is homie like it or not

It ain't a sale if it don't get bought
It ain't a show if I don't get paid
She ain't a ho if ya don't get laid

[Yanlin]

Problem is, a law is only a law if it is enforced. I'd imagine you can't enforce your laws. But the current government sure can!

Reminds me of the song It ain't a crime if you don't get caught

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Johnny was a bad boy
He was a juvenile delinquent
He had his picture
On the wall of every precinct
He had a rep for hangin' out with his homies
Puffin' on the blunts
And sippin' on the 40's
But when he spoke
Nobody would listen
And when he was home
His parents, they would diss him
They called him a bum
A worthless piece of shit
So over this he had a fit
And now he grabs his bag
And heads for the door
And walks to the neighborhood
Liquor store
Pulls out a gat
And tells the old man, "Hit the floor"
Then breaks open his register drawer
Pulls out the money
Stuffs it in his pocket
Points his pistol
Then he starts to cock it
The man panicks and the gun goes off
Stupid old fool
Made Johnny blow his head off
But he don't care
'Cause he was taught
It ain't a crime
If ya don't get caught

It ain't a crime if you don't get caught
That's how it is homie like it or not
It ain't a crime if you don't get caught
That's how it is homie like it or not
It ain't a crime if you don't get caught
That's how it is homie like it or not


Now, comin' out of the store
Johnny shot two acpedic Jews
When he got home
His face was on the news
His mom freaked out
Told him, "Get the fuck out"
That's when the pigs rolled up
So, yo he ducked out
He hit the back door
Like his name was Carl Lewis
Dipped to the pay phone
To find out where his crew is
He called up his home boy Jose (word up)
"Can I come over, my man?"
He said, "No way!"
The cop- was here
He was lookin' all over for ya
But I told the pig
I didn't know ya
He said, "Cool,
pick me up at the school
I need a ride 'cause
I'm wanted for homicide"
Johnny's got his gun
And he's on the run
But he don't care
To him, the shit's fun
Now that he's an outlaw
Sorta like Robin Hood
The hard-rock hero
Of the whole neighborhood
If they catch him
He'll wind up in court, but
It ain't a crime if ya don't get caught (ha ha)

It ain't a crime if you don't get caught
That's how it is homie like it or not
It ain't a crime if you don't get caught
That's how it is homie like it or not
It ain't a crime if you don't get caught
That's how it is homie like it or not

It ain't a sale if it don't get bought
It ain't a show if I don't get paid
She ain't a ho if ya don't get laid

Hate to be a spoil-sport, but actually, it is a crime. Getting caught is a conditional for enforcement.

[Servant Corps]

Hate to be a spoilsport, but this is off-topic. We need to talk about Liberal Serf Squad.

[Yanlin]

Stop repressing my freedom of speech!

[Jonathan S. Fox]

Freedom of speech? This is not a Conservative Democracy, but a Liberal Commune ruled by the Flower Scented Fist of Jonathan S. Fox! And Toady One, of course. And ThreeToe too, I guess. And Ampersand, in the case of this thread. Actually, it's more of an anarcho-syndicalist commune, we take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week, but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs, but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major issues.

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

[...]Liberal Commune ruled by the Flower Scented Fist of Jonathan S. Fox!

[EuchreJack]

Freedom of speech? This is not a Conservative Democracy, but a Liberal Commune ruled by the Flower Scented Fist of Jonathan S. Fox! And Toady One, of course. And ThreeToe too, I guess. And Ampersand, in the case of this thread. Actually, it's more of an anarcho-syndicalist commune, we take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week, but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs, but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major issues.

Wow.  That has got to be one of the smoothest segways back to the real topic I've ever seen.

[Servant Corps]

Actually, it's more of an anarcho-syndicalist commune, we take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week, but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs, but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major issues.

And it would make sense that all the Issues the LSS is trying to affect are major issues, no? A consitutional amendment that not only abolish the House of Lords, but make the House of Common need a 2/3rd majority in order to pass laws is perfectably doable. It would be pretty stupid, because it would actually make law changes SLOWER, but it is perfectly doable.

The idea of rotating the executive officer isn't as strange as it sounds. The President of the UN Security Council rotates every month, and the head of the EU rotates every 6 months. They don't really have that much power.

[LiteralKa]

Freedom of speech? This is not a Conservative Democracy, but a Liberal Commune ruled by the Flower Scented Fist of Jonathan S. Fox! And Toady One, of course. And ThreeToe too, I guess. And Ampersand, in the case of this thread. Actually, it's more of an anarcho-syndicalist commune, we take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week, but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs, but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major issues.

Wow.  That has got to be one of the smoothest segways back to the real topic I've ever seen.

I have never seen a forum that gets off topic so frequently and so quickly.

[Capital Fish]

Freedom of speech? This is not a Conservative Democracy, but a Liberal Commune ruled by the Flower Scented Fist of Jonathan S. Fox! And Toady One, of course. And ThreeToe too, I guess. And Ampersand, in the case of this thread. Actually, it's more of an anarcho-syndicalist commune, we take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week, but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs, but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major issues.

Wow.  That has got to be one of the smoothest segways back to the real topic I've ever seen.

I have never seen a forum that gets off topic so frequently and so quickly.

I find that hard to believe...
How many other forums have you been on, anyway...?

[LiteralKa]

Freedom of speech? This is not a Conservative Democracy, but a Liberal Commune ruled by the Flower Scented Fist of Jonathan S. Fox! And Toady One, of course. And ThreeToe too, I guess. And Ampersand, in the case of this thread. Actually, it's more of an anarcho-syndicalist commune, we take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week, but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs, but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major issues.

Wow.  That has got to be one of the smoothest segways back to the real topic I've ever seen.

I have never seen a forum that gets off topic so frequently and so quickly.

I find that hard to believe...
How many other forums have you been on, anyway...?

I said and.