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Which of these is the BEST NAME FOR A SPACESHIP?

SPACESHIPMURDERED
- 10 (17.2%)
S.S. Mustachio
- 13 (22.4%)
The Rap(i)er Victoria
- 5 (8.6%)
Dat ASS
- 10 (17.2%)
Battlemoose
- 20 (34.5%)

Total Members Voted: 58

Voting closed: April 07, 2012, 03:11:45 pm


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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: I NEED THE BEST
« Reply #60 on: April 04, 2012, 03:54:56 pm »

The Spare Particle Acclerator.
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Re: I NEED THE BEST
« Reply #61 on: April 04, 2012, 05:20:59 pm »

Spacecarp!
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Re: I NEED THE BEST
« Reply #62 on: April 05, 2012, 01:54:05 am »

Spacecarp should've been voted on.
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Re: I NEED THE BEST - Spaceship Names
« Reply #63 on: April 05, 2012, 09:35:37 pm »

If it's a stealthy one, then S.S. Scream. Because in space, nobody can hear it.

Just as well, give them class prefixes like "I", "U", "WE-ALL", and "4-I".

EDIT:
Probably too late to add that one huh?

EDIT EDIT:
Added meaning to the prefixes.
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Re: I NEED THE BEST - Spaceship Names
« Reply #64 on: April 05, 2012, 10:03:11 pm »

Iron Salami.
Staffy Lube.
Shitcollider.
Fartblossom.
Poopenschaft.
Hairy Midget.

That's all i got for now...
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Re: I NEED THE BEST - Spaceship Names
« Reply #65 on: April 05, 2012, 10:22:22 pm »

The-Spice-Must-Flow
SCP-682's Other Car
Yellow Submarine
Nuclear Option (decoy ship to haul nukes)
Nukuler Option (the one really loaded with nukes)
MemeSat (broadcasts nothing but memes on all channels/frequencies to jam other ships sensors)
U.S.S. Enterprise RedShirt Revolution
Nyancat
Submit or Die
Satellite of Love
Radar Love
Dr. Strangelove
Took the Wrong Turn at Albuquerque (Perfect for either a colony ship or scout craft)
Voyager's Violent Little Brother
Voyager was a Peace-Loving Hippie
Arc-Gurren
Made by the Lowest Bidder
X-COM Avenger
Dragging a Few Asteroids Behind Me
420-Peaceful-Negotiator
Double Downs
Bloodfist or Armok's Gauntlet (Shameless name drop)
God's Middle Finger
This is Our Scout Ship (On a battlecruiser, battleship, or death star)
Do Not Open (Until X-Mas)
Toxic Container
Full of Space Babes ('Babe' being slang for bombs)
We Are Your God Now
This is Actually a Giant Bullet
Macarena (Hailing it will only flood your comms with nothing but the song forced at full volume on all channels and frequencies.)
Kool-Aid (Hailing it makes it Yell "Oh Yeah!" as it flies through your (the one hailing it) ship.)
Earth's Moon (for Death Stars) Alternatively: Our Home Planet's Moon
I'm Sorry, Was That Yours? (Best for captured ships)
Area-51's Free Time Was Spent On This Thing, And All I Got Was This T-Shirt
Hollywood's Wasted Effort
People Our Homeworld No Longer Likes
Badass Brigade
I-C-U-P
I-M Sofa King We Todd Did
My Dixie Wrecked
Don't Panic
This Flying Saucer is Going for A Record Of Skipping Across Your Oceans (Kill marks are actually # of successful skips in 1 drop)
We Learned From Our God(s)
This Ship is Actually a Creature
Do Not Open
I Raised Monkeys Into Humans
HAL-9000's Pimp Ride
Racists Without Boundaries (Talk about a weapon of intimidation. Diplomacy will be next to impossible with this thing.)
The Baconator
Playmobile
Mythbuster
Full of Snacks
Hors D'oeuvres
Mindflayer
Space Ghost's Phantom Cruiser
I Can See My House From Here
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Re: I NEED THE BEST - Spaceship Names
« Reply #66 on: April 05, 2012, 11:51:18 pm »

UFICASNMCISS Ai



You know it's good when the nation and service branch listing is more than five times the length of the name, right?
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Re: I NEED THE BEST - Spaceship Names
« Reply #67 on: April 06, 2012, 12:18:10 am »

I am in first and second! Muahahaha! Perhaps you should combine them, into the Battlemustachio!
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Re: I NEED THE BEST - Spaceship Names
« Reply #68 on: April 06, 2012, 12:19:14 am »

Pray tell, what will become of this so-named ship?
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Re: I NEED THE BEST - Spaceship Names
« Reply #69 on: April 06, 2012, 12:20:05 am »

I imagine that it will be blown up in hilarious fashion at the least opportune time.
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Re: I NEED THE BEST - Spaceship Names
« Reply #70 on: April 06, 2012, 08:02:25 am »

"Earth says hi."

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Re: I NEED THE BEST - Spaceship Names
« Reply #71 on: April 06, 2012, 08:27:00 am »

Battlemustachio is glorious and should have been suggested initially, cutting out the middle man.

Well since some people are being childish, I'll offset it by being serious. If the human race were truly to advance to the point of space exploration, the population would probably be so long that, other than nicknames, there probably wouldn't be enough names to go around. A system of numbers would likely be used instead, with a written nickname that may or may not overlap with other ships in the galaxy. In addition to this, a majority of the ships would most likely be freelance, much like a wild west scenario what with the lack of law-enforcement and all.

Anyway, all this would work out quite simply. For instance, if the hypothetical group Positively Negative were to own a ship that was registered after the eighty thousand, eighty fourth ship it would have the designation:

PNS 80085
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Re: I NEED THE BEST - Spaceship Names
« Reply #72 on: April 06, 2012, 08:29:20 am »

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Re: I NEED THE BEST - Spaceship Names
« Reply #74 on: April 06, 2012, 09:44:31 am »

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