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Loud Whispers

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #1065 on: April 11, 2012, 11:01:17 pm »

Pitiful "compassion" and "restraint" would be removed, as they are the obstacles of ambition.

A very human concept, wouldn't you think?

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #1066 on: April 11, 2012, 11:02:36 pm »

Pitiful "compassion" and "restraint" would be removed, as they are the obstacles of ambition.

A very human concept, wouldn't you think?


We must have those, atleast kodkod, as without the little restaint she has, we would all die, horribly, and without compassion, we wont help one another, letting her pick us off one by one.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #1067 on: April 11, 2012, 11:02:57 pm »

After much modding to get rid of mods... I have finished another couple months. The elves have met their fate, and we have captured a single kobold thief... Corai.
...among many other more terrible things.
It's a bit late tonight... but I'll start writing tomorrow morning.


Also, given the size of today's particle accelerators... it'd be impossible as a weapon... but if we could manage it... :o   we would be absolutely unstoppable. Especially if we could make them one-person weapons.

But yeah, realistically, dwarfworld would be doomed. DF can't quite simulate exactly how it would be, as far as technology goes, but if it could, the goblins wouldn't stand a chance. Nor would the elves, for that matter... and i'm sure we could come up with plenty of wood-based weapons to mock them with.

Pitiful "compassion" and "restraint" would be removed, as they are the obstacles of ambition.

A very human concept, wouldn't you think?


Wouldn't you like to be a robot, too?
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #1068 on: April 11, 2012, 11:03:55 pm »

After much modding to get rid of mods... I have finished another couple months. The elves have met their fate, and we have captured a single kobold thief... Corai.
...among many other more terrible things.
It's a bit late tonight... but I'll start writing tomorrow morning.


Also, given the size of today's particle accelerators... it'd be impossible as a weapon... but if we could manage it... :o   we would be absolutely unstoppable. Especially if we could make them one-person weapons.

But yeah, realistically, dwarfworld would be doomed. DF can't quite simulate exactly how it would be, as far as technology goes, but if it could, the goblins wouldn't stand a chance. Nor would the elves, for that matter... and i'm sure we could come up with plenty of wood-based weapons to mock them with.

Pitiful "compassion" and "restraint" would be removed, as they are the obstacles of ambition.

A very human concept, wouldn't you think?


Wouldn't you like to be a robot, too?


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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #1069 on: April 11, 2012, 11:36:41 pm »

Speaking of spaceships:
By utilizing the space-time bending properties of the ordinary wooden cage, we could build our own TARDIS or three.  After all, there's no actual limit to the amount of stuff that can fit in a cage, provided you put it in properly.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #1070 on: April 11, 2012, 11:43:34 pm »

Gizogin, Archeron, I've got an ‼idea‼!

You remove my brain and rig it into the computers of one of the space ships. Because we can.

Pitiful "compassion" and "restraint" would be removed, as they are the obstacles of ambition.

A very human concept, wouldn't you think?


We must have those, atleast kodkod, as without the little restaint she has, we would all die, horribly, and without compassion, we wont help one another, letting her pick us off one by one.

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I don't know, not necessarily die...

We would be as gods due to our smarts. Hell yes.

I would rather be as a god due to giant space battleships.

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But I suppose smarts is good too.

I didn't know Sins of a Solar Empire had Reapers... but why is it upside down?  :P

Been forever since I played SoaSE, but I still recognized the thingies around the planets...
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #1071 on: April 11, 2012, 11:49:15 pm »

I don't know, not necessarily die...

Death is overrated. There are plenty of things far worse than an eternity of darkness.

I didn't know Sins of a Solar Empire had Reapers... but why is it upside down?  :P
Been forever since I played SoaSE, but I still recognized the thingies around the planets...

Both of the Titans for the Advent Loyalist faction and the Advent Rebels faction are designed similarly to that, upright as opposed to lying flat.

But only one of the two has a giant freaking Death Laser.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #1072 on: April 11, 2012, 11:50:03 pm »

Speaking of spaceships:
By utilizing the space-time bending properties of the ordinary wooden cage, we could build our own TARDIS or three.  After all, there's no actual limit to the amount of stuff that can fit in a cage, provided you put it in properly.
What do you think I've kept asking about cage traps to be installed in my room for? Also, I recommend Kodkod as the template for my "improved humans." She may also help me build the travel machine. I believe it will take 3 tries at least, so make it a MkIII travel machine.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #1073 on: April 12, 2012, 03:03:20 am »

Just woke up, so this may be a bit off, but as far as we know, the cages only bend space... They don't bend time...

Although... If we can figure out how they bend space, it may be possible to make them bend time as well. However... this would require us to work out a grand unified theory, so we could see the relations between everything... If we could do that, it's totally possible! We'd have TARDISes! And... possibly a way back home.

Does Dwarf Fortress now have a goal?  :o
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #1074 on: April 12, 2012, 05:46:13 am »

Speaking of spaceships:
By utilizing the space-time bending properties of the ordinary wooden cage, we could build our own TARDIS or three.  After all, there's no actual limit to the amount of stuff that can fit in a cage, provided you put it in properly.
What do you think I've kept asking about cage traps to be installed in my room for? Also, I recommend Kodkod as the template for my "improved humans." She may also help me build the travel machine. I believe it will take 3 tries at least, so make it a MkIII travel machine.
hugoluman, i am RAK from the future where you build this time machine.  i came back to warn you to build the mk I and MK II, but DO NOT attempt to build the MK III.

if you successfully invent time travel, you start a chain of events that causes the universe to end.

and by telling you this, i have stranded myself in this timeline, siunting my own even further into non-existence by way of it becoming not only an extinct universe, but an alternate timeline extinct universe.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #1075 on: April 12, 2012, 07:53:44 am »

I didn't know Sins of a Solar Empire had Reapers... but why is it upside down?  :P
Been forever since I played SoaSE, but I still recognized the thingies around the planets...

Both of the Titans for the Advent Loyalist faction and the Advent Rebels faction are designed similarly to that, upright as opposed to lying flat.

But only one of the two has a giant freaking Death Laser.

Really makes one think... What good is a big spaceship if it doesn't have a massive death laser? It's like having a dwarf with no beard.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #1076 on: April 12, 2012, 07:58:17 am »

I didn't know Sins of a Solar Empire had Reapers... but why is it upside down?  :P
Been forever since I played SoaSE, but I still recognized the thingies around the planets...

Both of the Titans for the Advent Loyalist faction and the Advent Rebels faction are designed similarly to that, upright as opposed to lying flat.

But only one of the two has a giant freaking Death Laser.

Really makes one think... What good is a big spaceship if it doesn't have a massive death laser? It's like having a dwarf with no beard.

A dwarf with no beard?  THOSE WORDS ARE BLASPHEMY!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #1077 on: April 12, 2012, 09:13:47 am »

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #1078 on: April 12, 2012, 10:02:25 am »

Pitiful "compassion" and "restraint" would be removed, as they are the obstacles of ambition.
A very human concept, wouldn't you think?
Wouldn't you like to be a robot, too?
Hmmm.... A lack of emotion with no other gain, sounds terrible. Exploitable flaws are fun!
And restraint is all too important, how else do you think the red button has not yet been pressed?

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #1079 on: April 12, 2012, 12:37:41 pm »

Pitiful "compassion" and "restraint" would be removed, as they are the obstacles of ambition.
A very human concept, wouldn't you think?
Wouldn't you like to be a robot, too?
Hmmm.... A lack of emotion with no other gain, sounds terrible. Exploitable flaws are fun!
And restraint is all too important, how else do you think the red button has not yet been pressed?
Who says it hasn't?
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