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[Corai]

A kobold has stolen a kea leather-bound journal!

This is Xesthuian the eternal love. It is a masterwork kea leather-bound journal! It menaces with spikes with diorite, it circles with rings of copper. On the back is a picture of kobolds and dwarves.

Can I have my journal back now?

The kobold turns, looks in fear, then recognizes the speak.

"Hello Hugoluman, I see I got your journal, and from what I read, you seem to be seeing kittens and wanting to spread goverment. Maybe your dwarven-friends may wish to hear"

That journal is all I have in the world. I will give you as many xX+Donkey leather socks+Xx as you want for it. And I'll read you bedtime stories about Deebus. Please give me my journal! It doesn't contain the secrets of life and death _(...yet) so I can't see it being any use to anyone but me.

PS don't remember naming it that or having those decorations. Must be [UTTERANCES]. That or you've already showed it to someone...

The kobold begins running out the door, which strangely had a doggy-door, then out the perimeter walls.


A thief! Stop them!

[WillowLuman]

The voices are screaming in HugoLuman's mind!
HugoLuman gives in to pain
HugoLuman falls over

EDIT: KodKod, did you add doggy-doors?

[Corai]

The voices are screaming in HugoLuman's mind!
HugoLuman gives in to pain
HugoLuman falls over

EDIT: KodKod, did you add doggy-doors?

Doors in DF have em, cause pets can go through. Pet-passable means unlocked doggy-door.


Guilt strikes CoraiUnki!

The Kea Leather journal has been butchered! Pages on evil plans have been removed!
A thief has stolen *Evil Plans*!

[WillowLuman]

I appreciate the sentiment, but there was only one page with writing on it. Oh well, as long as word doesn't get out.

A page has been found in the dining hall

[Corai]

I appreciate the sentiment, but there was only one page with writing on it. Oh well, as long as word doesn't get out.

A page has been found in the dining hall

What is this?

KODKOD, WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING!

KodKod, the hells with the kittens?




I assume thats what would happen if I decided to steal your book. The end.

[WillowLuman]

I appreciate the sentiment, but there was only one page with writing on it. Oh well, as long as word doesn't get out.

A page has been found in the dining hall

What is this?

KODKOD, WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING!

KodKod, the hells with the kittens?




I assume thats what would happen if I decided to steal your book. The end.

Phew. I'm glad everyone would think it was a ploy by Kodkod. Well, let's never speak of this again, kobold *wink*

[Corai]

I appreciate the sentiment, but there was only one page with writing on it. Oh well, as long as word doesn't get out.

A page has been found in the dining hall

What is this?

KODKOD, WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING!

KodKod, the hells with the kittens?




I assume thats what would happen if I decided to steal your book. The end.

Phew. I'm glad everyone would think it was a ploy by Kodkod. Well, let's never speak of this again, kobold *wink*

You owe me stories. And *Rope Reed cloth Socks*, theres titan-blood everywhere. I barely avoid it.

[KodKod]

Do not so nonchalantly invoke my name.

[Corai]

Do not so nonchalantly invoke my name.

...I thought you were offline.


Oh god, I just discovered the KodKod signal! Just non-chalantly say "KodKod" when you need mass-death!

...Brb going to a elf-forest.

[Zaerosz]

I died? Nooooohohohohooooo... ;A;

EDIT: Wait, I was entombed? Dammit. When you guys unearth magma, chuck me into it and slab me.

[Cellmonk]

I think I'd be a peasant with a bunch of pets. At least ten of them would be kittens in the danger room, getting impaled every few ticks. I'd hang around near all the levers, despite having orders to patrol the bridge over the volcano.

I'd also have a huge beard. It would make it difficult to walk. But it wouldn't stop me from destroying warm floodgates.

[Oliolli]

Keep going Talvieno, please. Those journals are awesome.

Heck, if I knew what was going on in the fort better I'd start writing my own things as well

Do not so nonchalantly invoke my name.

...I thought you were offline.

Oh god, I just discovered the KodKod signal! Just non-chalantly say "KodKod" when you need mass-death!

Every forum has someone like that. Simply saying their name causes them to appear in the thread.

[Masked_Hunter1825]

The Forgotten Beast Odog Delutioum bites the kobold thief CoraiUnki in the head and the severed part sails off in an arc!


Kobold Thief CoraiUnki has been struck down.


The Forgotten Beast Odog Delutioum has become enraged!

[WillowLuman]

Journal of HugoLuman
Entry 2

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I was dismayed to learn that a corpse was found drained of blood recently. Damn, I was hoping we hadn't wound up in THIS version. It would seem that locking the door would be prudent at night. Also lining my floor with cage traps...

My mind continues to split. Recently the voices have been getting louder and more painful. I fear for my safety and the others, as I worry these voices might make me do something dreadful. My only consolation is that the other fragment of my mind seems unable to use this journal.

I must remove weakness. This world is primitive, it simply cannot be left alone. With your knowledge _{my superior knowledge} I could conquer this infinitesimal world _world. My "rational" self is a fool. I_it knows nothing_nothingNOTHING.

[WillowLuman]

Well, since it is night, I'll give you a bedtime limerick, CoraiUnki

There once was a Kobold named Deebus
Who wanted to go off and leave us
The storm granted his wish
The wind gave a swish
And he was left with many miles between us