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Splint

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #1695 on: April 18, 2012, 10:12:18 pm »
Quote from: nekronuke on April 18, 2012, 10:11:31 pm
Corai has canceled Wait Tables: Has been turned into soup
There ya go.


Can't, I got school in the morning.

Stupid school always makin' me miss funny stuff.
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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #1696 on: April 18, 2012, 10:14:21 pm »
Quote from: nekronuke on April 18, 2012, 10:11:31 pm
Corai has canceled Wait Tables: Soup


Oh my soup is ready? Nekronuke I have your soup, wait a second....


Here you go. This is a superior quality Kobold Meat Soup, it contains finely minced Prickle Berries, and finely minced adamanite. Use a spoon.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #1697 on: April 18, 2012, 10:17:55 pm »
The pigtail sack envelops the kobold thief!

The cord has been drawn tight!

Weird joykill sings triumphantly, swinging the bag playfully in circles as he heads for the kitchen...
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #1698 on: April 18, 2012, 10:18:55 pm »
Quote from: Corai on April 18, 2012, 10:14:21 pm
Quote from: nekronuke on April 18, 2012, 10:11:31 pm
Corai has canceled Wait Tables: Soup


Oh my soup is ready? Nekronuke I have your soup, wait a second....


Here you go. This is a superior quality Kobold Meat Soup, it contains finely minced Prickle Berries, and finely minced adamanite. Use a spoon.

Wouldn't swallowing adamantine be a lot like swallowing asbestos fibers? Sneaky sneaky kobold...
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #1699 on: April 18, 2012, 10:20:22 pm »
Quote from: wierd on April 18, 2012, 10:17:55 pm
The pigtail sack envelops the kobold thief!

The cord has been drawn tight!

Weird joykill sings triumphantly, swinging the bag playfully in circles as he heads for the kitchen...

The kobold thief slices his way out, laughs, and runs away.


Quote from: Cellmonk on April 18, 2012, 10:18:55 pm
Quote from: Corai on April 18, 2012, 10:14:21 pm
Quote from: nekronuke on April 18, 2012, 10:11:31 pm
Corai has canceled Wait Tables: Soup


Oh my soup is ready? Nekronuke I have your soup, wait a second....


Here you go. This is a superior quality Kobold Meat Soup, it contains finely minced Prickle Berries, and finely minced adamanite. Use a spoon.

Wouldn't swallowing adamantine be a lot like swallowing asbestos fibers? Sneaky sneaky kobold...

.....FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #1700 on: April 18, 2012, 10:25:25 pm »
Weird joykill cancels sing: interrupted by kobold thief.

Weird joykill hurls (Giant ostritch egg) at the kobold thief!

The (Giant ostritch egg) collides with the kobold thief, enveloping the head!

The kobold thief is having difficulty breathing!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #1701 on: April 18, 2012, 10:26:53 pm »
Quote from: wierd on April 18, 2012, 10:25:25 pm
Weird joykill cancels sing: interrupted by kobold thief.

Weird joykill hurls (Giant ostritch egg) at the kobold thief!

The (Giant ostritch egg) collides with the kobold thief, enveloping the head!

The kobold thief is having difficulty breathing!

/cue a annoying chase scene until I collasp from running.


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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #1702 on: April 18, 2012, 10:29:15 pm »
Quote from: Corai on April 18, 2012, 10:26:53 pm
Quote from: wierd on April 18, 2012, 10:25:25 pm
Weird joykill cancels sing: interrupted by kobold thief.

Weird joykill hurls (Giant ostritch egg) at the kobold thief!

The (Giant ostritch egg) collides with the kobold thief, enveloping the head!

The kobold thief is having difficulty breathing!

/cue a annoying chase scene until I collasp from running.

Obligatory.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #1703 on: April 18, 2012, 10:42:52 pm »
Quote from: Archereon on April 18, 2012, 10:29:15 pm
Quote from: Corai on April 18, 2012, 10:26:53 pm
Quote from: wierd on April 18, 2012, 10:25:25 pm
Weird joykill cancels sing: interrupted by kobold thief.

Weird joykill hurls (Giant ostritch egg) at the kobold thief!

The (Giant ostritch egg) collides with the kobold thief, enveloping the head!

The kobold thief is having difficulty breathing!

/cue a annoying chase scene until I collasp from running.

Obligatory.



Weird Joykill rushes at the kobold thief!

The kobold thief dodges beneath the *<=granite table=>*!

Weird joykill charges on all fours beneath the *<=granite table=>*, upsetting the diners!

The kobold thief runs into a wall!

The angry kodkod cancels eat *<*dwarven sugar biscuits*>*: interrupted by insane chase!

Kodkod the malevolent kicks weird joykill in the lower body, bruising the muscle, and buising the fat!

Weird joykill bangs head on the bottm of the *<=granite table=>*!
Weird joykill is stunned!

The kobold thief runs in circles thrashing a (copper dagger)!

Weird joykill crawls out from under the table.

Kodkod the malevolent kicks weird joykill in the buttocks, sending him flying!

The kobold thief claws desperately at the egg shell!

Weird joykill lands on an empty =microcline chair=, and tumbles in a heap!

The =microcline chair= tumbles to the ground!

Weird joykill stands up!

Weird joykill rushes at the kobold thief!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #1704 on: April 18, 2012, 10:45:17 pm »
The kobold smashes the egg shell!

Weird Joykill grabs the kobold by the throat!

The kobold slaps Weird Joykill in the face, stunning him!

The kobold escapes onto Splint's table!

Splint throws the kobold into a pile of mugs!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #1705 on: April 18, 2012, 10:48:08 pm »
A spinning *Granite mug* hits Kofthefens in the face, making him realize that this thread is completely insane.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #1706 on: April 18, 2012, 10:48:57 pm »
Splint, Farmer, cancels eat: Shouting obscenities at kobold.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #1707 on: April 18, 2012, 10:51:19 pm »
Quote from: Corai on April 18, 2012, 10:14:21 pm
Quote from: nekronuke on April 18, 2012, 10:11:31 pm
Corai has canceled Wait Tables: Soup


Oh my soup is ready? Nekronuke I have your soup, wait a second....


Here you go. This is a superior quality Kobold Meat Soup, it contains finely minced Prickle Berries, and finely minced adamanite. Use a spoon.

why thank you. im so happy i didnt make you into soup with rainbow diamonds.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #1708 on: April 18, 2012, 10:53:39 pm »
Weird joykill rushes to the finished goods stockpile!

Weird joykill slams =stoneware mug= down around the kobold thief, pinning it to the floor!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #1709 on: April 18, 2012, 10:54:53 pm »
The Kobold Thief draws a copper dagger and stabs Weird Joykill's hand!

The kobold thief jumps onto Weird Joykill's shoulders and stabs the shoulder!

The thief jumps into the Mug Pile, then gets mauled by Splint!

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Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute
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