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[Saurinae]

HugoLuman cancels distort time: too insane
HugoLuman gestures!
Every inanimate object shudders and begins to DANCE!

Fantasia? Interesting

[WillowLuman]

HugoLuman cancels distort time: too insane
HugoLuman gestures!
Every inanimate object shudders and begins to DANCE!

Fantasia? Interesting

Actually, I know the secrets of funk and boogieing.

[Corai]

Nasty xenosexual dwarves who hook up with skulking filth catch zoonotic illnesses that then require prophylaxis!

We have enough to deal with, what with the forgotten beast syndromes! We don't need "cave fever" induced ones spreading too!

Don't call her skulking filth. It wasn't her fault she was born the way she was. *Takes Indilwen out of the room and back to chambers*

(I'm just teasin bro, don't take it personal. I tend to be bombastic with my humor. Gets me into trouble sometimes. Just wanted to let you know about the joking part. Poe's law and all.)

Skulking Filth is what we are, its not a insult. Its our gene-name or something. So when they call us filth, its actually a compliment!

[WillowLuman]

Homo degeneres delituit,
otherwise known as the common kobold

[Corai]

I read the last page, WHY IS EVERYONE DANCING.


I continue to assume kobolds are the superior intelligence.

[WillowLuman]

I read the last page, WHY IS EVERYONE DANCING.


I continue to assume kobolds are the superior intelligence.

HugoLuman gestures!
Corai shakes and begins to BOOGIE!

[Corai]

I read the last page, WHY IS EVERYONE DANCING.


I continue to assume kobolds are the superior intelligence.

HugoLuman gestures!
Corai shakes and begins to BOOGIE!

HOW AM I BOOGIEING, I CAN BARELY TWIRL! MAKE IT STOP BEFORE I STRANGLE YOU IN A TANGO!

[wierd]

Ah! Just what I need to restock my supply of liquid cute!

(Grabs the boogieing kobold, who is too posessed by the upbeat zombie music from behind the wall to use his dagger)

[kisame12794]

Whatisthisidon'teven

[Corai]

Ah! Just what I need to restock my supply of liquid cute!

(Grabs the boogieing kobold, who is too posessed by the upbeat zombie music from behind the wall to use his dagger)

I AM NOT CUTE, I AM THE ONLY KOBOLD THAT IS NOT CUTE. GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME BEFORE I CUT THEM OFF IN A JAZZ-HANDS!

[wierd]

How adorable!  This one's a real keeper!

*gunnysacks the spastically dancing kobold, then slings the violently rustling bag over his shoulder*

[Corai]

How adorable!  This one's a real keeper!

*gunnysacks the spastically dancing kobold, then slings the violently rustling bag over his shoulder*

Weird Joykill cancels kidnap, struck by jazz hands IN THE FACE!

Weird Joykill's face has been shredded with a Large Copper Dagger!

Corai cancels post, adamantite bag.

[wierd]

I don't think so, you have to escape the bag first. I splurged. Its made of adamantine strands.

[WillowLuman]

The Dancing weapon trap grabs Corai by the arms!
The weapon trap waltzes with Corai!
HugoLuman unleashes an insane laugh, shrill and terrible!

HugoLuman summons bogeyman Backup Dancers!
HugoLuman is puttin' on the Ritz!
The Bogeyman is puttin' on the Ritz! x15[/b]

[Corai]

I don't think so, you have to escape the bag first. I splurged. Its made of adamantine strands.

Do not mind me while I edit that post.....


And adamanite cannot withstand a brute-smash! It goes right through!

.....DAMNIT, IM NOT STRONG ENOUGH, does being mauled remove my cuteness? I have a dagger in here and I will use it.

The Dancing weapon trap grabs Corai by the arms!
The weapon trap waltzes with Corai!
HugoLuman unleashes an insane laugh, shrill and terrible!

THANK YOU JOYKILL, THANK YOU!