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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2280 on: April 28, 2012, 12:00:34 pm »

CORAI! SOMEONE WENT INSANE!


SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.



The tiny cave for kobolds is locked.
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Orky_Boss

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2281 on: April 28, 2012, 12:02:35 pm »

Orky_Boss Has constructed "Steel Hell", a Steel Short Sword!

This is a Steel Shortsword. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. The pommel menaces with spikes of bronze. Engraved in the blade is a picture of a Dwarf and a Kobold. The Kobold is in the fetal position. The Dwarf is laughing. This image relates to the miserable attempt by kobolds for world domination in the year 2012.

"Isn't it MAGNIFICENT!?! I MUST TEST IT OUT!"

Orky_Boss Charges at the Crossbowman!
The Crossbowman looks surprised by Orky_Boss's Onslaught!
Orky_Boss slashes the Crossbowman in the head, and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Crossbowman has been struck down.

"Y-y-yeeessss... that'll dooo..."
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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2282 on: April 28, 2012, 12:05:15 pm »

Hey!

I conquered two forest retreats, >.>
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2283 on: April 28, 2012, 12:06:31 pm »

Hey!

I conquered two forest retreats, >.>

Two Forest Retreats =/= World.
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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2284 on: April 28, 2012, 12:07:31 pm »

Hey!

I conquered two forest retreats, >.>

Two Forest Retreats =/= World.

Atleast I conquered something.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2285 on: April 28, 2012, 12:09:41 pm »

Hey!

I conquered two forest retreats, >.>

Two Forest Retreats =/= World.

Atleast I conquered something.

True. If your objective had been to slaughter a sh*tton of elves, you have magnificently succeeded. But due to the fact your goal was to conquer the entire world, the two forest retreats is but a tiny fragment of your dream's intentions.
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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2286 on: April 28, 2012, 12:10:35 pm »

Hey!

I conquered two forest retreats, >.>

Two Forest Retreats =/= World.

Atleast I conquered something.

True. If your objective had been to slaughter a sh*tton of elves, you have magnificently succeeded. But due to the fact your goal was to conquer the entire world, the two forest retreats is but a tiny fragment of your dream's intentions.

World domination was a bonus. I just wanted to make elves excint for....being elves.
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2287 on: April 28, 2012, 12:11:57 pm »

BTW, it seems my experiment gone horribly wrong has indeed produced cracks in time. And the first one  is in the Kobold sector.
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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2288 on: April 28, 2012, 12:13:18 pm »

BTW, it seems my experiment gone horribly wrong has indeed produced cracks in time. And the first one  is in the Kobold sector.


Luckily everyone left when I set out for elf-genocide/world domination.



I forbade the door, so noone is inside. Accept a few dwarves. :3
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2289 on: April 28, 2012, 12:16:30 pm »

Dwarves never go in there, cause they respect your privacy. But all your stuff is being erased from history.
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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2290 on: April 28, 2012, 12:18:33 pm »

Dwarves never go in there, cause they respect your privacy. But all your stuff is being erased from history.


....I'll miss those socks.


But those dwarves didnt go willingly. I had to have SOMETHING inside there so noone knew we left.


Cant believe noone noticed 523 kobolds in full-copper marching out of the front door.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2291 on: April 28, 2012, 12:19:36 pm »

I would have, but I no longer exist. In fact, I never existed now.

So you must be hallucinating my voice in your head
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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2292 on: April 28, 2012, 12:21:36 pm »

I would have, but I no longer exist. In fact, I never existed now.

So you must be hallucinating my voice in your head


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Corai releases a laugh, fell and terrible, blabbering on about a voice and kittens.

He makes a beeline for Orky!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2293 on: April 28, 2012, 12:29:00 pm »

Orky_Boss Sashes the Goblin Swordsman in the head and the severed part flys in an arc!

The Goblin head strikes Corai in the head, fracturing the skull and bruising the brain!

Corai falls unconcious.
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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2294 on: April 28, 2012, 12:30:15 pm »

Orky_Boss Sashes the Goblin Swordsman in the head and the severed part flys in an arc!

The Goblin head strikes Corai in the head, fracturing the skull and bruising the brain!

Corai falls unconcious.

The unconscious body continues to move. Cackling.


Orky_Boss has been struck down.

Migrants have arri-Oh wait, its just Orky's new body.......


Corai has begun work on a mysterious construction...
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