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Morpha

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Re: Badass Stray Giant Bat with equipped weapons
« Reply #30 on: April 26, 2012, 12:56:22 pm »
Scorpions with weapons are totally okay with me. Can they be imported?
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Quote from: Gerottomo on May 03, 2012, 04:34:11 pm
That should be a new type of project, making a rug design in dwarf fortress (With accurate coloring)
"And so, after many deaths and much sacrifice, someone turned their fortress into a fully functioning self aware carpet that actively sought after sources of fresh blood."

The Giant Bat who decided an axe made a better weapon than claws:
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=108229.30

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Re: Badass Stray Giant Bat with equipped weapons
« Reply #31 on: April 26, 2012, 12:58:52 pm »
That's one bat crazy axe murderer.
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Re: Badass Stray Giant Bat with equipped weapons
« Reply #32 on: April 26, 2012, 01:45:40 pm »
Im pretty sure there's a rather famous case from a past major release in which a giant desert scorpion grabbed an axe and went on to axe some peasants down with it.
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Re: Badass Stray Giant Bat with equipped weapons
« Reply #33 on: April 26, 2012, 01:58:34 pm »
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VICTORY!

Edit: Wow, there's a few popping up now it seems, since I set the master engraver to work alone.

My engraver kindly recreated the bat killing the guy he took the axe off, so here it is:I could of sworn the bat was in it, but leaving it up anyway since no doubt this guy was like, the robin to his batman.
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« Last Edit: April 27, 2012, 01:17:10 am by Morpha »
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Quote from: Gerottomo on May 03, 2012, 04:34:11 pm
That should be a new type of project, making a rug design in dwarf fortress (With accurate coloring)
"And so, after many deaths and much sacrifice, someone turned their fortress into a fully functioning self aware carpet that actively sought after sources of fresh blood."

The Giant Bat who decided an axe made a better weapon than claws:
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=108229.30

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Re: Badass Stray Giant Bat with equipped weapons
« Reply #34 on: April 26, 2012, 04:16:55 pm »
Quote from: Morpha on April 26, 2012, 01:58:34 pm
My engraver kindly recreated the bat killing the guy he took the axe off, so here it is:
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Is that what it is?
It seems like there's no bat involved in that engraving.
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Re: Badass Stray Giant Bat with equipped weapons
« Reply #35 on: April 26, 2012, 04:36:22 pm »
Quote from: Morpha on April 26, 2012, 01:58:34 pm
My engraver kindly recreated the bat killing the guy he took the axe off, so here it is:
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Ok, so... you have a Stray Giant Bat (Stray is applied to tame non-pet animals), wielding a battleaxe that it presumably wrested from one of your dwarves, and this engraving shows the former owner of the axe hacking down another dwarf (tantrum related?).

It's quite possible that in the violence this bat decided to mete out justice in its own way; just a pity that it wasn't a Stray Bat Man instead.
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Re: Badass Stray Giant Bat with equipped weapons
« Reply #36 on: April 26, 2012, 07:09:05 pm »
It could be done. Scorpions are a better candidate though. Manipulating and trying to breed hostile flying creatures would be too tedious, and they're tougher so you'll get more mileage per animal. Anything you use will basically have to be modified so it can breed, preferably quickly.

First, you'll need a lot of naked migrants with multiple weapons.

Then, you'll need a lot of animals with a grasp token.

There's no other way to make wildlife pick up a weapon. It has to change hands through a wrestling move. The dwarf can't be unconscious either; that will just cause creatures to only target the head.

100+ migrants later, a scorpion will finally grab a weapon and be crowned king of the desert...
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Quote from: Morpha on April 26, 2012, 02:47:23 am
Never had a bat massacre people with an axe before.
EDIT2: Oh god, the bat has got a title now.

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Re: Badass Stray Giant Bat with equipped weapons
« Reply #37 on: April 27, 2012, 01:13:08 am »
Quote from: bitesh on April 26, 2012, 04:16:55 pm
Quote from: Morpha on April 26, 2012, 01:58:34 pm
My engraver kindly recreated the bat killing the guy he took the axe off, so here it is:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Is that what it is?
It seems like there's no bat involved in that engraving.
Could of sworn I copied a different engraving. Ah well.
I guess I have to check my engravings again, I'm sure one mentioned the bat as well.
« Last Edit: April 27, 2012, 01:15:45 am by Morpha »
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Quote from: Gerottomo on May 03, 2012, 04:34:11 pm
That should be a new type of project, making a rug design in dwarf fortress (With accurate coloring)
"And so, after many deaths and much sacrifice, someone turned their fortress into a fully functioning self aware carpet that actively sought after sources of fresh blood."

The Giant Bat who decided an axe made a better weapon than claws:
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=108229.30

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Re: Badass Stray Giant Bat with equipped weapons
« Reply #38 on: April 27, 2012, 01:16:24 am »
He is the night!  :D
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Re: Badass Stray Giant Bat with equipped weapons
« Reply #39 on: April 27, 2012, 01:28:17 am »
I can attest that scorpions are pretty OP. The fun part is letting them spit webs and be seigers.
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Re: Badass Stray Giant Bat with equipped weapons
« Reply #40 on: April 27, 2012, 02:12:11 am »
Quote from: Kilroy the Grand on April 27, 2012, 01:28:17 am
I can attest that scorpions are pretty OP. The fun part is letting them spit webs and be seigers.
Pft, I want scorpions that spit siegers and are made out of axes =P
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Quote from: Gerottomo on May 03, 2012, 04:34:11 pm
That should be a new type of project, making a rug design in dwarf fortress (With accurate coloring)
"And so, after many deaths and much sacrifice, someone turned their fortress into a fully functioning self aware carpet that actively sought after sources of fresh blood."

The Giant Bat who decided an axe made a better weapon than claws:
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=108229.30

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Re: Badass Stray Giant Bat with equipped weapons
« Reply #41 on: April 27, 2012, 03:17:37 am »
Playing with Dfusion I managed to convert my steel battle axe in Adventure mode into a Snodub McForgottenBeast's pancreatic tissue battle axe.

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Re: Badass Stray Giant Bat with equipped weapons
« Reply #42 on: April 27, 2012, 05:20:04 am »
Quote from: Reudh on April 27, 2012, 03:17:37 am
Playing with Dfusion I managed to convert my steel battle axe in Adventure mode into a Snodub McForgottenBeast's pancreatic tissue battle axe.

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Its syndrome killed every dwarf that ever came near. Your post was forgotten.
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Re: Badass Stray Giant Bat with equipped weapons
« Reply #43 on: April 27, 2012, 06:53:05 am »
Quote from: NonconsensualSurgery on April 26, 2012, 07:09:05 pm
There's no other way to make wildlife pick up a weapon. It has to change hands through a wrestling move. The dwarf can't be unconscious either; that will just cause creatures to only target the head.

100+ migrants later, a scorpion will finally grab a weapon and be crowned king of the desert...
Dwarfs can be husked preliminarily, so they could last longer and not go knocked out/paralyzed.
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Re: Badass Stray Giant Bat with equipped weapons
« Reply #44 on: April 27, 2012, 08:38:52 am »
Hm, what about injuries preventing weapon usage but not equipping?

edit: For example, not unconscious, but perhaps unable to attack? Not really an expert on injuries affecting combat capabilities.
« Last Edit: April 27, 2012, 08:42:52 am by Morpha »
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Quote from: Gerottomo on May 03, 2012, 04:34:11 pm
That should be a new type of project, making a rug design in dwarf fortress (With accurate coloring)
"And so, after many deaths and much sacrifice, someone turned their fortress into a fully functioning self aware carpet that actively sought after sources of fresh blood."

The Giant Bat who decided an axe made a better weapon than claws:
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=108229.30
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