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Author Topic: You are on top of a tower  (Read 2375 times)

Phantom of The Library

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You are on top of a tower
« on: June 11, 2012, 12:57:47 pm »
So, yeah...

That jerk physics put you up here, he really is a jerk.  You don't know your age, name, anything, which is probably plot-related, but you couldn't care less.  What you do know is that you're really,really, high up.

Surroundings:
Circular roof surrounded by crenelations
Hatch, which probably leads down, but who knows
A couple dead birds


What do you do?


Name: ???, a level 0 amnesiac protagonist
Experience: [0/1]
Health: [100/100]
Traits: Nada.
Inventory: Tattered clothes(equipped)
Weapons: Left fist, right fist, mouth, left foot, right foot, head,
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Quote from: dermonster on January 25, 2013, 05:54:04 pm
This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.

10ebbor10

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Re: You are on top of a tower
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2012, 01:00:08 pm »
Oh, one of these again.

Summon the undead Ghostly Lungfish of Eek, and ask him for help. He too has been wronged by physics.
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cerapa

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Re: You are on top of a tower
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2012, 01:07:07 pm »
Quote from: 10ebbor10 on June 11, 2012, 01:00:08 pm
Summon the undead Ghostly Lungfish of Eek, and ask him for help. He too has been wronged by physics.
He is hanging out with a zombie something inhabited by The Devil nowadays if I remember correctly. I dont even remember what the hell happened in "You are in a chest" anymore.

Check if birds are really dead or fake dead.
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Tick, tick, tick the time goes by,
tick, tick, tick the clock blows up.

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Re: You are on top of a tower
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2012, 01:08:35 pm »
Physics got you up there, let physics deal with getting you down; Vault over the edge and woop madly as you fall.
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Quote from: Kamamura on February 18, 2012, 06:38:11 am
I think it's the way towns develop now. In the beginning, people move into a town. Then they start producing tables, which results in more and more tables. Soon tables represent a significant portion of the population, they start lobbying for new laws and regulations, putting people to greater and greater disadvantage...
Link for full quote. 'tis mighty funny.

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Re: You are on top of a tower
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2012, 01:09:38 pm »
Jump off the tower

Fakeedit: Ninjad.

Eat one of the delicious looking dead birds. They probably weren't poisoned or anything.
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Re: You are on top of a tower
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2012, 01:11:52 pm »
Quote from: cerapa on June 11, 2012, 01:07:07 pm
Quote from: 10ebbor10 on June 11, 2012, 01:00:08 pm
Summon the undead Ghostly Lungfish of Eek, and ask him for help. He too has been wronged by physics.
He is hanging out with a zombie something inhabited by The Devil nowadays if I remember correctly. I dont even remember what the hell happened in "You are in a chest" anymore.

Check if birds are really dead or fake dead.
We wandred thourough infinity, turned into a muchroom man, and spread the love. As far as I know.
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Furtuka

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Re: You are on top of a tower
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2012, 01:13:09 pm »
Swear revenge on physics. Dedicate your life to tracking Physics down. And then you will kill him.
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Re: You are on top of a tower
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2012, 01:14:28 pm »
You summon the Ghostly Lungfish of Eek and attempt to ask him for help, unfortunately this cannot be done because physics has decided to be a jerk again and sends him plummeting through the floor and out of hearing range.

He really is a jerk.


You walk over and check to see if the birds are really dead, or merely fake dead.  It seems that two of them are really dead, and one is merely fake dead.  Being famished you eat one of the dead ones.  It's rather tasty if raw.  You gain .5 exp for consuming the dead bird.


That taken care of you decide to vault yourself off the tower, physics will have to get you down himself. 

He obliges then puts you back up right before you make contact.

What a jerk.

You will have your revenge one day.


Name: ???, a level 0 amnesiac protagonist
Experience: [.5/1]
Health: [100/100]
Traits: Nada.
Inventory: Tattered clothes(equipped)
Weapons: Left fist, right fist, mouth, left foot, right foot, head,
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Quote from: dermonster on January 25, 2013, 05:54:04 pm
This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.

freeformschooler

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Re: You are on top of a tower
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2012, 01:21:00 pm »
Consume the other dead bird. LEVEL UP.
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Re: You are on top of a tower
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2012, 01:21:19 pm »
Eat the other bird, kill the third.

Then summon the Ghostly Squashed Ghostly lungfish of Eek. Also check if the moon is alright.
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Furtuka

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Re: You are on top of a tower
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2012, 01:25:42 pm »
Summon a cat, throw it off the tower, and then reverse summon it so that you are transported to it's location
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Re: You are on top of a tower
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2012, 01:34:05 pm »
You summon the Ghostly Squashed Ghostly lungfish of Eek, he is rather annoyed with his new title and agrees with an alliance to take down that jerk.  With that in mind you go to eat the other bird and obtain enough experience points to LEVEL UP!


You may select one of the following traits:
1) Eating Crow
You may eat any type of bird to gain experience or health, unfortunately this means that all birds hate you on principle

2) Take That Physics!
You may defy physics in small ways here and there.

3) Ssasummoner
You may reverse summon things, bringing you to their location instead of them to yours.


Name: ???, a level 0 amnesiac protagonist
Experience: [1/1]
Health: [100/100]
Traits: Nada.
Inventory: Tattered clothes(equipped)
Weapons: Left fist, right fist, mouth, left foot, right foot, head,
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Gnosis - Torn Ajar -- Text Suggestion Games.
Quote from: dermonster on January 25, 2013, 05:54:04 pm
This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.

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Re: You are on top of a tower
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2012, 01:41:45 pm »
Ssasummoner! We need to get out of here.
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Re: You are on top of a tower
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2012, 01:42:24 pm »
3)Ssasummoner!, though 2)take that physics is tempting.
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Re: You are on top of a tower
« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2012, 01:43:43 pm »
Quote from: freeformschooler on June 11, 2012, 01:41:45 pm
Ssasummoner! We need to get out of here.

+1. Definitely. Also best not to get on the wrong side of all those dead birds.
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