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Author Topic: Welcome to Gelduzmorn: Mercenary Slaves and One Highly Agressive Bob  (Read 22875 times)

Twi

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Re: Welcome to Gelduzmorn: Mercenary Slaves and One Highly Agressive Bob
« Reply #495 on: January 19, 2013, 08:56:25 pm »

Ori shrugs at this uninteresting news.

"I see."
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Re: Welcome to Gelduzmorn: Mercenary Slaves and One Highly Agressive Bob
« Reply #496 on: January 19, 2013, 08:57:40 pm »

Pick up something heavy and beat down the door with it. Every strike will be accompanied by either a "fuck" or a "you" in sequential repeating order starting at "fuck"
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Re: Welcome to Gelduzmorn: Mercenary Slaves and One Highly Agressive Bob
« Reply #497 on: January 19, 2013, 09:23:49 pm »

Sam thinks for a moment, ending up deciding he doesn't really care.
"Eh. Alright."
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Re: Welcome to Gelduzmorn: Mercenary Slaves and One Highly Agressive Bob
« Reply #498 on: January 19, 2013, 09:40:03 pm »

Pick up something heavy and beat down the door with it. Every strike will be accompanied by either a "fuck" or a "you" in sequential repeating order starting at "fuck"
You pick up a metal chair and smash it against the door, which is made of the same metal. Neither of them break.
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Re: Welcome to Gelduzmorn: Mercenary Slaves and One Highly Agressive Bob
« Reply #499 on: January 19, 2013, 09:46:25 pm »

Alaric keeps messing around with the pockets of his outfit.
"Hmmm... Some credits, a stick of chocolate, and... ooh, a wait... no, thats just some scrap parts for my PAD."
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Re: Welcome to Gelduzmorn: Mercenary Slaves and One Highly Agressive Bob
« Reply #500 on: January 19, 2013, 09:52:40 pm »

Pick up something heavy and beat down the door with it. Every strike will be accompanied by either a "fuck" or a "you" in sequential repeating order starting at "fuck"
You pick up a metal chair and smash it against the door, which is made of the same metal. Neither of them break.
KEEP TRYING. MINE IS THE CHAIR THAT WILL PIERCE THE DOORS!! DO  NOT STOP UNTIL EITHER THE DOOR BREAKS, OPENS, OR THE CHAIR BREAKS. IF THE CHAIR BREAKS USE THE BITS AND PIECES IT BROKE INTO. DO NOT STOP UNTIL EVERYTHING IS BUT DUST.
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Everything will burn. Everything must burn.
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Re: Welcome to Gelduzmorn: Mercenary Slaves and One Highly Agressive Bob
« Reply #501 on: January 19, 2013, 11:11:16 pm »

Alaric keeps messing around with the pockets of his outfit.
"Hmmm... Some credits, a stick of chocolate, and... ooh, a wait... no, thats just some scrap parts for my PAD."
Allie immediately turns to face Alaric.
"Chocolate?"

Pick up something heavy and beat down the door with it. Every strike will be accompanied by either a "fuck" or a "you" in sequential repeating order starting at "fuck"
You pick up a metal chair and smash it against the door, which is made of the same metal. Neither of them break.
KEEP TRYING. MINE IS THE CHAIR THAT WILL PIERCE THE DOORS!! DO  NOT STOP UNTIL EITHER THE DOOR BREAKS, OPENS, OR THE CHAIR BREAKS. IF THE CHAIR BREAKS USE THE BITS AND PIECES IT BROKE INTO. DO NOT STOP UNTIL EVERYTHING IS BUT DUST.
Neither of the two objects will break. Demnbloods are good at making things that are ridiculously difficult to damage.

"Anyways, did I get to the part about the warpers?"
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Re: Welcome to Gelduzmorn: Mercenary Slaves and One Highly Agressive Bob
« Reply #502 on: January 19, 2013, 11:18:50 pm »

Fine then. SING PERFECT DUBSTEP. THE AMAZING WUBS WILL VIBRATE THE LOCK AT THE MOLECULAR LEVEL AND UNLOCK THE DOOR. ALSO IT'S BADASS, BUT THAT IS BESIDE THE POINT.
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DF doesn't mold players into its image - DF merely selects those who were always ready for DF.
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Everything will burn. Everything must burn.
Quote from: Girlinhat
The science of burning innocent children could be perfected into clockwork.
Quote from: Insanity X
And that is how Jbg97 saved dwarfmas

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Re: Welcome to Gelduzmorn: Mercenary Slaves and One Highly Agressive Bob
« Reply #503 on: January 20, 2013, 09:35:20 am »

"Yep. Chocolate. Gotta have something with you when your piloting a ship, and would prefer not to crash into things by heading into your galley to heat up some toast or something. Also, its some good chocolate."
He holds out the solid stick of chocolate to Allie, breaking off a chunk for himself.
"Want some?"
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Twi

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Re: Welcome to Gelduzmorn: Mercenary Slaves and One Highly Agressive Bob
« Reply #504 on: January 20, 2013, 09:37:00 am »

Ori ponders.

"You were on... specialists, I think. Maybe. "
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Re: Welcome to Gelduzmorn: Mercenary Slaves and One Highly Agressive Bob
« Reply #505 on: January 20, 2013, 09:51:00 am »

"Yeah. Sounds about right."
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Re: Welcome to Gelduzmorn: Mercenary Slaves and One Highly Agressive Bob
« Reply #506 on: January 20, 2013, 01:50:15 pm »

Fine then. SING PERFECT DUBSTEP. THE AMAZING WUBS WILL VIBRATE THE LOCK AT THE MOLECULAR LEVEL AND UNLOCK THE DOOR. ALSO IT'S BADASS, BUT THAT IS BESIDE THE POINT.
You-
Wha-
How-
I have a few things to say about that.
One: We apparently have pretty different taste in music.
B: HOW DO YOU SING DUBSTEP?!
III: Let alone perfect, which nothing ever is, no matter what it is.
d: You "sing" mediocre dubstep, probably not helped by your lower jaw being both dislocated and broken into three pieces, but all it does is wake up any sleeping servants in the nearby rooms.
5: This is supposed to be somewhat serious. If your actions are impossible in real life and you aren't a demonblood, it probably won't work. Even if you are, it probably won't work, because they break physics in specific ways.

"Yep. Chocolate. Gotta have something with you when your piloting a ship, and would prefer not to crash into things by heading into your galley to heat up some toast or something. Also, its some good chocolate."
He holds out the solid stick of chocolate to Allie, breaking off a chunk for himself.
"Want some?"
"Yes!"
Allie snatches the piece from his hand.
"Thanks!"
The car makes it to the center building with all the elevators.

Ori ponders.

"You were on... specialists, I think. Maybe. "
"Yeah. Sounds about right."
"Did I tell you how a specialty can use a specific emotion as fuel?"
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Re: Welcome to Gelduzmorn: Mercenary Slaves and One Highly Agressive Bob
« Reply #507 on: January 20, 2013, 01:55:32 pm »

"Evidently not."
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Re: Welcome to Gelduzmorn: Mercenary Slaves and One Highly Agressive Bob
« Reply #508 on: January 20, 2013, 01:56:15 pm »

Ori shakes his/her head no.
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Re: Welcome to Gelduzmorn: Mercenary Slaves and One Highly Agressive Bob
« Reply #509 on: January 20, 2013, 02:00:34 pm »

Fine then. SING PERFECT DUBSTEP. THE AMAZING WUBS WILL VIBRATE THE LOCK AT THE MOLECULAR LEVEL AND UNLOCK THE DOOR. ALSO IT'S BADASS, BUT THAT IS BESIDE THE POINT.
You-
Wha-
How-
I have a few things to say about that.
One: We apparently have pretty different taste in music.
B: HOW DO YOU SING DUBSTEP?!
III: Let alone perfect, which nothing ever is, no matter what it is.
d: You "sing" mediocre dubstep, probably not helped by your lower jaw being both dislocated and broken into three pieces, but all it does is wake up any sleeping servants in the nearby rooms.
5: This is supposed to be somewhat serious. If your actions are impossible in real life and you aren't a demonblood, it probably won't work. Even if you are, it probably won't work, because they break physics in specific ways.
((I stopped being serious after I made a character named Bob T. Builder attempt to punt an alien chick in the face because she was in the way of some food i didnt want. Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VxWiq_fxmU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAba9Mjoinw))
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DF doesn't mold players into its image - DF merely selects those who were always ready for DF.
Quote from: Owlbread
Everything will burn. Everything must burn.
Quote from: Girlinhat
The science of burning innocent children could be perfected into clockwork.
Quote from: Insanity X
And that is how Jbg97 saved dwarfmas
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