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Author Topic: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [Oh well.]  (Read 365445 times)

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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [The Candyman Can]
« Reply #525 on: July 30, 2013, 09:26:49 am »

There's a five-way fight going on.  Surely there will be blood, especially if someone starts throwing AoE attacks with wild abandon.
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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [The Candyman Can]
« Reply #526 on: July 30, 2013, 09:46:22 am »

Grab Derm's unconscious body and drag him away, somewhere safe and away from the people trying to murder him.

Cease doing this if I notice that my touch has the unfortunate side effect of killing him.
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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [The Candyman Can]
« Reply #527 on: July 30, 2013, 09:58:07 am »

I'm assuming you mean Charles?
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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [The Candyman Can]
« Reply #528 on: July 30, 2013, 10:28:46 am »

WAKE UP AND WORDS!
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [The Candyman Can]
« Reply #529 on: July 30, 2013, 10:55:21 am »

I'm assuming you mean Charles?
The guy choking derm. If Charles is the guy choking derm, then yes.

I can't be expected to remember the names of everyone I've tried to stab.

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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [The Candyman Can]
« Reply #530 on: July 30, 2013, 10:56:25 am »

Well, he was choking Derm, but Pariah knocked him off.  Now Derm is in a heap on the floor.
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God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.

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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [The Candyman Can]
« Reply #531 on: July 30, 2013, 11:02:17 am »

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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [The Candyman Can]
« Reply #532 on: July 30, 2013, 11:55:37 am »

Well, he was choking Derm, but Pariah knocked him off.  Now Derm is in a heap on the floor.
Oh, in that case, changed my action.

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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [The Candyman Can]
« Reply #533 on: July 30, 2013, 11:59:00 am »

Picking a page at random, Derek continues to try words from the book to attept fixing his damaged leg.  The flesh spell had been a little underwhelming, and now he had no idea what he wanted to use from the book.

"Gagossemat!
Ousne!
Orceotemb!
Fierd!"
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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [The Candyman Can]
« Reply #534 on: July 30, 2013, 12:44:07 pm »

"Gagossemat!
Ousne!
Orceotemb!
Fierd!"

((Aren't you still restricted to one word?))
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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [The Candyman Can]
« Reply #535 on: July 30, 2013, 01:59:30 pm »

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Vinarsu
Sahe
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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [The Candyman Can]
« Reply #536 on: July 30, 2013, 03:40:20 pm »

((Well that escalated rapidly.))

Pioncale Noyaniumma Alviscos.
You people will seriously regret that.

Stomp on Derm's face, and then throw punches at Pariah and Bob.
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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [The Candyman Can]
« Reply #537 on: July 30, 2013, 04:37:13 pm »

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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [The Candyman Can]
« Reply #538 on: July 30, 2013, 05:36:48 pm »

Grab Derm's unconscious body and drag him away, somewhere safe and away from the people trying to murder him.

Cease doing this if I notice that my touch has the unfortunate side effect of killing him.
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Pioncale Noyaniumma Alviscos.
You people will seriously regret that.

Stomp on Derm's face, and then throw punches at Pariah and Bob.
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[Bob Spd:3+1]
[Jack Spd:1-1]
[Charles Spd:1]
[Pariah Spd:4-1]

[Bob Str:4-1]

Bob acts first, grabbing Derm and running.  Well, not really running because Derm's pretty heavy.  Hurg... you get him plenty clear of the spikes, at least.  Also, you notice you're leaving burns on his ankles, so you drop him.  "Sorry, Avatar of Murder."

[Pariah Dex:2+1]
[Jack Dex:3]

[Pariah Str:6+1]
[Jack Str:1-1]

Pariah, ignoring this, picks Jack up with one hand and flings him into the spikes.  Vlad the Impaler would be impressed.  A pinprick of light flies out into Pariah.

[Jack is dead.  Pariah gains one point.]


[Charles Pot:5+1]

Magical ley lines, now familiar to pretty much everyone, spread across Charles's body.  The wool reverts to flesh briefly before the ley lines burst.  Charles's frame turns into red hot magma.  Cracks occasionally ripple across the surface, revealing a bright internal light.  Roaring, he charges toward Derm and goes for a stomp.

[Charles Dex:5]
[Charles Str:2-1]

Unused to his new form, it's less of a stomp and more of a foot poke.  The force of the blow does nothing, but the heat burns Derm's face badly.


"Gagossemat!
Ousne!
Orceotemb!
Fierd!"


"Magic, why are you so unpredictable?"

[Pot:1+1]  You get a shimmering blob.  About as helpful as you expected.

You don't have the magical energy to cast anything else beyond that first word.


Bulg
Nainq
Vinarsu
Sahe

[Pot:4+1]  Nothing.

[Pot:6+1]  Nada.

[Pot:6+1]  Zilch.

[Pot:4+1]  Squat.

Bleah.




Hale spawns in the center of the Great Room.  He scratches his head and wonders where everyone is.

Derm wakes up to a really painful face, a man made of light and dark looking over him lovingly, and a man made of magma looking for a place to put his boot.  Uh oh.


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Corsair:  Hale - Center, Grand Room
GreatWyrmGold:  The Golden Scholar - Center of the Bridge, Bottomless Pit  (Ley lines covering whole body- Body is rubber skin over steel bones and fire guts.)  [Giant novelty candy cane club]
Dermonster:  Derm - West of Center, Spike Room (5/5 Pool) (6)  {Face badly burned}
Piecewise: Bob -  West of Center, Spike Room  (2/3 Pool, Made of Light and Dark) [Steel Shortbow, Lightheaded Steel Arrows]
Tiruin:  Myra - West side, Magma Room [Holding sheet of rubber, Wand]
Lasla:  Derek Grimdur - West side, Magma Room  {Legs are iron bootclubs}
Unholy_Pariah: Pariah -  In front of spikes, Spike Room  (2)
The Ensorceler:  Charles - West of Center, Spike Room, West of Center, Spike Room (1/3 Pool, Made of magma with a light core) [Glass segmented short rapier] {A bit tired}
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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [Pariah the Impaler]
« Reply #539 on: July 30, 2013, 05:41:33 pm »

"Oh. Hello. Prepare to die."

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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.
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