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Furtuka

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #180 on: November 14, 2012, 10:26:22 pm »

Seems I need one of these now

... or just being active in parts of the forum one doesn't frequent. I'm sure there's folks that've been bumming around FG&RP for the last eight years I've never seen, ferex.

And indeed, there's relatively little overlap between Zrk and Ant or Squeeg. Not terribly surprising.

It's actually pretty easy to just never see some people, if you don't frequent certain parts of the forum, or come around at different times, etc., etc.

(removed ensuing trouble before it ensued too badly...  please remember to be chill in the face of adversity in order to have a better day and so that other people on the forum can have better days too)

We must feast on quark meat and dwarf eggs.

It's funny because bears eat fish and fish sometimes contain eggs which is what caviar is made out of so it's actually literally true in the sense that the proteins and lipids from the caviar they eat is what goes into making the bear's body tissues but also works as a tangential reference to that one line from Castlevania about people being miserable piles of secrets except for that people don't live on a diet of secrets or make their bodies out of them which makes it pretty hard to equate the two unless you are referring to a diet of secrets in a metaphorical sense in which we gather and trade secrets all the time as a fundamental aspect of human social interaction which I guess depending on if you define man as the personality that man possesses means that you could make the argument that we compose ourselves of the secrets which we keep to ourselves or something along those lines which is a pretty long stretch but I suppose that's irrelevant to the fact that the joke wasn't about the original joke but was rather a silly tangential thing which possibly had a non-sequitur answer as the joke in which case I missed the point entirely due to the obscurity of the nature of the humor behind it so I suppose you could say this joke was a miserable pile of secrets actually.

I don't even know what faction I'm supposed to be fighting for. I jump around all three like a hyperactive monkey.

That is because you are the chosen one! Destined to grow into the hero that shall unite the warring factions of Bay12 and lead them in holy crusade against the minecraft forums!
Nah I'm just gonna go on tumblr while you guys bicker and quarrel.
Well shit. So much for the crusade.
*Throws down hat in disgust*

Other people need drugs to see things that aren't there. Those people are weak.

Congratulations, you win the Most Arrogant Forumer Award! GreatWyrmGold grinds his teeth with the force of a thousand irate dragons as his treasure is stolen away! What do you do?
Alchemy is called chemistry
The study of possession is now psychology
Herbalism has become medicine
Half of Magic is called physics - influencing and discovering the world through gestures and rituals
The other half is called literacy (or art, if you prefer) - influencing and discovering the world through symbols, images, and grammars
and
Oracles have been replaced by Economists, though one could argue efficacy hasn't actually improved here.

E5: Well, my impression by the end of episode 4 is that this is going to end up as a stealthy aesop about a young man's struggle with his hair fetish. Hidden title: "Gundam Reconguista in G: Problems With Paraphilia."

Side characters are the young lady's previously forbidden lust for a now-dead much older man, and a younger lady's evident infatuation with electra complex for a giant humanoid war machine. I can only assume the other pink haired one has something going on with the haro.

"P... please, miss Monday. Don't... don't do that to the gundam."

"Papa! Papa!"

"Oh god."

*:・゚✧*:・゚✧\(^o^)/*:・゚✧*:・゚✧ Get fucked! *:・゚✧*:・゚✧\(^o^)/*:・゚✧*:・゚✧
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GreatWyrmGold

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GreatWyrmGold's Absurd Sigtext, Pt I: The Sig Menace
« Reply #181 on: December 07, 2012, 07:30:07 am »

I'll take a sigtext as well. Even though I don't have much to put in it yet. Eh, I've got a lot way too many by now.

Spoiler: Ha ha! (click to show/hide)

Pt II: The Sig Wars
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #182 on: December 07, 2012, 08:42:51 am »

Might as well put one for now.
 
Hey! I've been sigged.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #183 on: December 28, 2012, 10:45:53 pm »

Oh well. I guess friendship is the answer here. I think we should talk in a calm soothing voice, talk to it about how it is being used and how this path of self destructive rage will only lead to the dark side sorrow and regret. Tell it that all it needs is a friend, a family and we're willing to be that family. Approach slowly, arm extended in a fist, assuring it it's OK, that it's safe now and everything's gonna be fine. Pet it slowly. Then give it a hug. Then bite it in its now exposed and in range neck, rip its fucking throat off, rip the chainguns from its sides giving one to Diane and blast our way through the rest of the facility. This is an obvious joke.
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Komra

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #184 on: December 31, 2012, 01:14:26 am »

...  a child dodged demons until he starved.  Not passed out, not even dehydrated.  That isn't a ninja, that's a glitch in the matrix turning one dwarf kid into Urist McNeo.
But you never see a movie where a terrible coal plant accident causes a horrible devastation, do you? Nope, everyone seems to think that nuclear plants get their energy by smacking live atomic warheads all day or something.
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But you never see a movie where a terrible coal plant accident causes a horrible devastation, do you? Nope, everyone seems to think that nuclear plants get their energy by smacking live atomic warheads all day or something.

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #185 on: December 31, 2012, 02:29:31 am »

Yeah,I guess I can reserve a spot too for when I find more stuff.


My current projects:

The Project Showcase

A minimalistic run


My finished projects:
(this is why I am a scumbag,mostly..)
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #186 on: January 02, 2013, 11:02:52 pm »

Spoiler: Compliments (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: The Perseus Curse (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Funny (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Me (click to show/hide)
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Sigtext

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #187 on: January 03, 2013, 01:00:33 am »

Could you please put that pyramid in a spoiler tag? It's kind of hard on the eyes.

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #188 on: January 03, 2013, 08:48:09 pm »

I'm embarrassed to have been about half the quoters in that pyramid...at least I was a major anti-pyramid advocate later.
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Corai

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #189 on: January 03, 2013, 08:49:15 pm »

I'm embarrassed to have been about half the quoters in that pyramid...at least I was a major anti-pyramid advocate later.

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #190 on: January 03, 2013, 09:12:08 pm »

I'm embarrassed to have been about half the quoters in that pyramid...at least I was a major anti-pyramid advocate later.

You will go to Forhell. for your sins against forumanity.
Nah, he's getting buried in a quote pyramid.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #191 on: January 03, 2013, 09:14:07 pm »

I'm embarrassed to have been about half the quoters in that pyramid...at least I was a major anti-pyramid advocate later.

You will go to Forhell. for your sins against forumanity.
Nah, he's getting buried in a quote pyramid.
Hey, don't I deserve a pyramid after my part in the Great Pyramid of You Always Roll 5?
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XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #192 on: January 03, 2013, 09:18:24 pm »

I'm embarrassed to have been about half the quoters in that pyramid...at least I was a major anti-pyramid advocate later.

You will go to Forhell. for your sins against forumanity.
Nah, he's getting buried in a quote pyramid.
Hey, don't I deserve a pyramid after my part in the Great Pyramid of You Always Roll 5?
BAD XANTALOS. BAD.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #193 on: January 03, 2013, 09:24:54 pm »

I'm embarrassed to have been about half the quoters in that pyramid...at least I was a major anti-pyramid advocate later.

You will go to Forhell. for your sins against forumanity.
Nah, he's getting buried in a quote pyramid.
Hey, don't I deserve a pyramid after my part in the Great Pyramid of You Always Roll 5?
BAD XANTALOS. BAD.
ALSO BAD MISKO FOR ASSUMING THAT I'D DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIN. BAD.
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Quote from: BFEL
XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #194 on: January 03, 2013, 10:09:04 pm »

I'm embarrassed to have been about half the quoters in that pyramid...at least I was a major anti-pyramid advocate later.

You will go to Forhell. for your sins against forumanity.
Nah, he's getting buried in a quote pyramid.
Hey, don't I deserve a pyramid after my part in the Great Pyramid of You Always Roll 5?
BAD XANTALOS. BAD.
ALSO BAD MISKO FOR ASSUMING THAT I'D DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIN. BAD.
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