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[GrizzlyAdamz]

Share potatoes with other monkeys.
Secretly dream of bananas.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Does this work if I can't feel pain?

Your meaty shell protects you. However, that directly on your skull and it'll hurt. A lot.

Also, I have like nothing to do today so I may or may not do rapid updates.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Also, I have like nothing to do today so I may or may not do rapid updates.

I am ok with this.

[WillowLuman]

In which case, assist the computer's action.

[Playergamer]

Get the army ready, and attack!

[SOLDIER First]

I said do nothing not look like a wierdo!
Dammit RNG gods.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Please stand by, Citizen. You may experience slight pain as the portal is being configured.

Cast Sigil of Agony on Hugo in order to tune the portal to the Material Plane.

[4]

Sigil inflicted. The phase portal turns and morphs into a three dimensional spiral, and an interface pops up.
"'Hugoluman', extracted from home universe to compete in [REDACTED] by [REDACTED],a sentient skull. Under commands of [REDACTED], being returned to [REDACTED]. Everything goes black.

The pair of you wake up in a puddle of ice cream.

Abosrb all of EP's followers and gain their power.

[2]

They beat the pudding out of you and throw you in a dimension lock cage. Try to escape, and you are sent to a one-dimensional universe, akin to being thrown in a black hole.

Get out of there!

[5]

You smash the set on the way out.

Share potatoes with other monkeys.
Secretly dream of bananas.

[4]

Everyone now has potatoes.

Get the army ready, and attack!

[3]

Success! Mild casualties, but Sealand is yours.

I said do nothing not look like a wierdo!
Dammit RNG gods.

[2]

You fart again.

[WillowLuman]

Examine surrounds.

[SOLDIER First]

Flip table in disgust.

[hops]

"W-whatever! I-I'm not doing this for you anyways! > n <"

Kick all the potatoes away

[darkpaladin109]

WHATEVER ESCAPE AND TRAP THEM IN THE DIMENSION FOREVEr

[Playergamer]

Move the country in/on to Sealand, but keep the fleet. Prepare to conquer a larger country.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Participate in communal grooming exercises.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Examine surrounds.

[2]

Your vision is still blurry. You still have the CPU though. Someone is asking if you're okay.

Flip table in disgust.

[1]

You go to flip a table but fart halfway through.

You need a toilet, stat.

"W-whatever! I-I'm not doing this for you anyways! > n <"

Kick all the potatoes away

[4]

You kick the potatoes which haven't been converted to vodka in the gutter. "OI! LEAVE THOSE ALONE"

WHATEVER ESCAPE AND TRAP THEM IN THE DIMENSION FOREVEr

[6]

You somehow dodge the trap and get them sucked inside. However, they are pulling you into the single dimension.

Move the country in/on to Sealand, but keep the fleet. Prepare to conquer a larger country.

[4]

Sealand converted, and your military is primed. The UK is questioning your motives.

Participate in communal grooming exercises.

[6]

Grooming ensues.
"CEASE YOUR MONKEYING AROUND AND START SOWING POTATO CHAOS UPON THIS WORLD... monkeying around, lol, writing that down..."

[SOLDIER First]

Fart in Mitt Romney's breakfast.