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[GrizzlyAdamz]

Or what, SANCTIONS?!

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:p

Also, is the GM just breaking the 3rd wall and talking to a PC that isn't there when he speaks to me?
Also, so my [3] isn't perma-donated?

[smurfingtonthethird]

Nah, I'll rip you into your sanctioned scalar dimensions. Also, I'll break as many walls as I damn well want.


(Leave my shoddy memory alone!)

[poketwo]

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NYNNNNNNNANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RAGE

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Oh hey you edited it! Missed that.

[smurfingtonthethird]

"Come and get me."

Get everything as ready as possible, commence battle.

[1]

They nuke you. Chaos ensues.

Wait, I rolled a three?!

Look at GM-avatar.
You have banana?
Make kissy-faces.

[6]

The avatar drops a truck full of bananas on you.

"Very well. Give me just a minute."
Augment meat body with raptor parts.

[4]

Raptor claws!

"An unknown lifeform, eh? I say we open up and find out what it is."
Find a terminal so the computer can open the door.

[3]

You go to the terminal and open the gate, only for a giant lizard-dinosaur to rush out and stare at you.

"Shit, raptor! Get up here, the SMMG can take it out!"

you talkin smack mate

Oh, look, an update I never saw.

Attempt to locate nearest warbot storage sites, as well as central processing nodes. Where are my strategic resources at?

[3]

There's about another 20 bunkers like this, plus a single bunker with 15 operational warbots. Everything else if gone.

Let drunk science be my guide.

[REDACTED]

You wake up in the GM lair with 2000 potatoes.

"WOO! PAR-TAY!"

Take girl out to fancy restaurant.

[5]

The GM drops you a million dollars, and you spoil her.

"Totally not harvesting the emotions and cuteness. That is the opposite of what is happening right now."

Chzo ate ALL the pain? Ouroboros? If the Pain Dimension has no Pain, it is only Dimension ...Carp. Escape before the dimension collapses into 1D, as happened to darkpaladin. Hopefully I'm right and roll well, or this will be a massive embarrassment.

[2]

You can't warp. Nothing happens. Chzo laughs at you. "FEED ME."

Teleport myself, the monkey, and the GM's avatar out of the dimension. Also relieve the monkey of it's insanity.

[1]

The GM avatar stops you, shreds you and throws you into the potato dimension.
Its banana time, you fucking bastard.

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NYNNNNNNNANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RAGE

[4]

You throw a temper tantrum.

"Mmm, delicious anger!"

[kj1225]

"... Am I in the future yet? I wanna drunk science with a cyborg."

[SOLDIER First]

Attempt to kiss girl but stop if she doesn't want me to.

[smurfingtonthethird]

"... Am I in the future yet? I wanna drunk science with a cyborg."

Wait a dicking moment, you're one of those people! However, science amuses me, so welcome to the year 2100. Have fun!

You wake up in a city.

[kj1225]

Go drunk science a cyborg chick!

[poketwo]

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[Playergamer]

Direct the radiation at the US. Run.

[Remuthra]

Direct the radiation at the US. Run.

You realize just how paranoid the US is about radiation?

[Playergamer]

Direct the radiation at the US. Run.

You realize just how paranoid the US is about radiation?

Yes, but it'll cause a big panic, at least.

[Remuthra]

Direct the radiation at the US. Run.

You realize just how paranoid the US is about radiation?

Yes, but it'll cause a big panic, at least.

They'll probably use orbital death rays to incinerate you before you were born. The general opinion is that Uranium-238 is some sort of demonic substance that immediately murders anything within a mile radius and renders the land an unusable death pit which will later cause a zombie apocalypse. And Uranium-238 has a half-life of several billion years.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Let drunk science be my guide.

[REDACTED]

You wake up in the GM lair with 2000 potatoes.

"WOO! PAR-TAY-TO!"

FTFY



Let's see...
Was the truck right-side up? Or am I smothered in bananas?