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[hops]

"Ow"

Screw all this magic bullcrap, break in to get the egg back

[poketwo]

Transform into Black Kyurem

[Erils]

"Ow"

Screw all this magic bullcrap, break in to get the egg back

When I was on the previous page, your avatar was the happy dipper and you were talking about negotiating. Suddenly I switch to this page, and your avatar is frustrated/angry dipper. For a second I thought you had set it so you had a different avatar for just that post.

[WillowLuman]

Hey, there wouldn't happen to be the ruler of some micronation needing an army of creatures, would there?

[smurfingtonthethird]

Return to the home universe.

The psi blades come out wherever you want them to, stop poking holes in my logic or I'll poke holes into your existence.

[5]

You bid the Protoss farewell and return to your home world. They say they might send through an expedition later.

Discern new location. Recuperate.

[3]

You're in a sewer. You're slowly regenerating.

Keep on keeping on!

[4]

You arrive at a weird ass crystal.

Ah, you arrived. Touch the crystal to start. What are you starting? Don't ask questions.

Continue waiting out my time.

[2]

You wait. You only have 29 years left, yay!

Build a house for my pet baby terror bird and me

[5]

You get a bitchin house. It has a poooooool!

Build a house for my pet baby terror bird and me

[1]

You successfully build the house. It then collapses and kills your pet baby terror bird.

Why possible future smurfingtonthethird? WHY???

YOU MESSED WITH QUANTUM STATES, STUPID ULTRAVERSE

Summon an army of superpowerful and supersmart creatures to serve. Have them kill all the superhumans.
How did the terrorbirds get created?
What's the order of events from the beggining of the game to this point?

[1]

Annnnnd you fail. The superhumans get their beat on.

Terrorbirds are mutated cassowaries. Envision them as feathered Tyrannosaurs.
Order of events? Reread the thread, fuck summarizing that mess.

"Ow"

Screw all this magic bullcrap, break in to get the egg back

[3]

You break in. The shopkeeper is not pleased.

Transform into Black Kyurem

[6]

You transform into a giant ass Pokemon. A guy rips a hole in time and space and throws a master ball at you.

Hey, there wouldn't happen to be the ruler of some micronation needing an army of creatures, would there?

I dunno, roll for it and shit. If you mean Playergamer, his nation is deaaaad.

[kj1225]

BECOME DA STWONGEST

[poketwo]

destroy master ball, if it doesn't work, reflect it. Also say: You don't have a ghost of a chance against me

[WillowLuman]

(I'm going to assume these are actually mutant tuataras, then.)

"Alright, computer, my plan didn't get much further than 'Get a lab full of raptors then sell them to boatland.' Got any ideas?"

[smurfingtonthethird]

destroy master ball, if it doesn't work, reflect it.

Literal gods can't avoid that fucker. You have no chance.

[kj1225]

I'm waiting for a lucky roll that either makes the cartels break down from my displays of will or I break out on accident. Or mayne ascend to godhood like that one other RTD I was in.

[SOLDIER First]

Yes. All is well.

Ask of my wife one thing:
her name.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Not one to keep his hands to himself, monkey does the feely-number with the crystal.
(in or out of mech depending on roll)
(in-mech is good)

destroy master ball, if it doesn't work, reflect it.

Literal gods can't avoid that fucker. You have no chance.

Spoiler: hehe, what I'd do (click to show/hide)

Hoist terrorsaur infront of self!

[hops]

Take the egg, looking at the shopkeep in the eye.

"Ow"

Screw all this magic bullcrap, break in to get the egg back

When I was on the previous page, your avatar was the happy dipper and you were talking about negotiating. Suddenly I switch to this page, and your avatar is frustrated/angry dipper. For a second I thought you had set it so you had a different avatar for just that post.

Yeah, I'm trying to find as many Dippers as I can for the rotation. There's bound to be one that correspond to the situation.

[IcyTea31]

Well, that was a fruitful endeavour. Let's go on another! Find/create something to do.

[Erils]

Bask in the glory of my house