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[WillowLuman]

Launch volleys of space-potatoes at nearby star systems.
Continue to develop potato-tech, assist mutations with targeted mutations;
Such as limbs for clawing & slashing, tails for choking, _{paws for grasping bananas...}

"This is a message from the Raptor government and the Creator. We left the Earth to your kind as a reserve, but clearly this was not enough for you. However, we will continue to leave you in peace, so long as you do not interfere with us. The Solar System and Alpha Centauri are ours. We hope that we can coexist peacefully, but be forewarned. Our science is several orders of magnitude ahead of yours. Don't bother us and we won't bother you."

((Don't make me go on a drinking binge. I'll show you some TRUELY advanced science.))

(Was talking to the potatoes. Whose conquest of the earth has for some reason not had any effect on Japan.)

[kj1225]

Launch volleys of space-potatoes at nearby star systems.
Continue to develop potato-tech, assist mutations with targeted mutations;
Such as limbs for clawing & slashing, tails for choking, _{paws for grasping bananas...}

"This is a message from the Raptor government and the Creator. We left the Earth to your kind as a reserve, but clearly this was not enough for you. However, we will continue to leave you in peace, so long as you do not interfere with us. The Solar System and Alpha Centauri are ours. We hope that we can coexist peacefully, but be forewarned. Our science is several orders of magnitude ahead of yours. Don't bother us and we won't bother you."

((Don't make me go on a drinking binge. I'll show you some TRUELY advanced science.))

(Was talking to the potatoes. Whose conquest of the earth has for some reason not had any effect on Japan.)

((They are intimidated by my strength. Well, my soon to be strength as my powers were drained.))

[smurfingtonthethird]

((Be aware that several timelines are on their own universes.))

Abandon this clearly superior, truly badass country led by a total fuckwitted dickhead Bad Connor, keep opinions OUT of Bay12 and attack North Korea.

[2]

FAIL

"Did you both know that...?"
I point back to the room where I was being used as a teddy bear.

[1]

"Say what now?" She wallops you, then goes and wallops her. You hear them fighting in the next room.

"BHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, ohhhhhh this is glorious. Alright, get ready for school n stuff."

Launch volleys of space-potatoes at nearby star systems.
Continue to develop potato-tech, assist mutations with targeted mutations;
Such as limbs for clawing & slashing, tails for choking, _{paws for grasping bananas...}

[1]

Disaster! Humanity has developed a potato-eating machine! Populations are rapidly dropping!

Slowly become more political, become major factor in Raptor politics.

[5]

You're running for leadership of an orbital colony.

DETONATE EARTH'S CORE

[2]

The avatar has thrown you into the potato dimension, and locked it.

Have a me from the future come save the day. Then, recharge energy and go save the day in the past. It's not a paradox, it's a stable time loop!

[1]

You got no time machine.

[WillowLuman]

((Be aware that several timelines are on their own universes.))

Might be a good idea to point out which is where and when, then.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Launch volleys of space-potatoes at nearby star systems.
Continue to develop potato-tech, assist mutations with targeted mutations;
Such as limbs for clawing & slashing, tails for choking, _{paws for grasping bananas...}

"This is a message from the Raptor government and the Creator. We left the Earth to your kind as a reserve, but clearly this was not enough for you. However, we will continue to leave you in peace, so long as you do not interfere with us. The Solar System and Alpha Centauri are ours. We hope that we can coexist peacefully, but be forewarned. Our science is several orders of magnitude ahead of yours. Don't bother us and we won't bother you."

...Send them a potato.


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Also, put this on hold until humans have been pacified again.
Mutate and/or forcibly remove human anti-potato tech.

[kj1225]

Go about getting ready for school. Try not to peak at the cat fight.

[WillowLuman]

Launch volleys of space-potatoes at nearby star systems.
Continue to develop potato-tech, assist mutations with targeted mutations;
Such as limbs for clawing & slashing, tails for choking, _{paws for grasping bananas...}

"This is a message from the Raptor government and the Creator. We left the Earth to your kind as a reserve, but clearly this was not enough for you. However, we will continue to leave you in peace, so long as you do not interfere with us. The Solar System and Alpha Centauri are ours. We hope that we can coexist peacefully, but be forewarned. Our science is several orders of magnitude ahead of yours. Don't bother us and we won't bother you."

...Send them a potato.

What kind of potato?

[Eotyrannus]

Be the very best dapper dinosaur. Like no one ever was.

[darkpaladin109]

Dimension Gate out of there and back onto earth, then ZA WARUDO

[GrizzlyAdamz]

What kind of potato?

[WillowLuman]

What kind of potato?

That doesn't really answer the question. Is it a peaceful potato? Or an aggressive potato?

[GrizzlyAdamz]

What kind of potato?

That doesn't really answer the question. Is it a peaceful potato? Or an aggressive potato?

Also, put this on hold until humans have been pacified again.
Mutate and/or forcibly remove human anti-potato tech.

[Eotyrannus]

What kind of potato?

That doesn't really answer the question. Is it a peaceful potato? Or an aggressive potato?

Mouse over the smile, and I think you'll get the answer.

[WillowLuman]

Oh dear...

[kj1225]

((What it say?))