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[Aslandus]

Recruit.
Housewife cultists: Find dragon blood.

Recruit: [4] You find more people who consider themselves worthy of serving you. Time will tell whether they will be good laborers or just cannon fodder. (+50 cultists)
Dragonblood: [2] They keep hearing rumors of how dangerous dragonblood is and decide not to go after it.

[Evonix]

I think you missed my turn last turn, anyway this again:
1 cultist: wander through the streets mumbling(Recrout)

[Humaan]

Daragon: Locate Dragon Blood
Cultists: Stop the painting and work to find the Orb of Stalwart

[Aslandus]

I think you missed my turn last turn, anyway this again:
1 cultist: wander through the streets mumbling(Recrout)

You were stalled last turn, I missed nothing.
[3] His mumbling draws a few people closer so they can hear him. They begin to follow along after hearing his whispers and a small crowd develops. (+75 cultists) ((I guess I'll just treat power as if it were appeal for recruiting purposes since spreading like a plague is basically the entire power... at least until you get enough cultists that it won't matter as much...))

Daragon: Locate Dragon Blood
Cultists: Stop the painting and work to find the Orb of Stalwart

What a drag: [5] You pinpoint all the dragon blood and lilies in the nearby area and mark it out for your cult to find. As soon as they finish playing with that damn paint. You also remember how to breed the plants to keep a constant supply of blood in case you want to make a secret cache of it or something. (found dragon blood, learned basic horticulture)
Orb: [5] They find an orb and haul it back to their nonexistent base, in spite of its large size. They question why they haven't built a base to honor their emissary when he arrives, and where over half the cult disappeared to. Oh well, probably nothing to be worried about. (Obtained Orb of Stalwart 4)

[Sl4cker]

Everyone including me: Recruit some more.

[carp]

can i just tell my lumberjack cultists to sing lumberjack songs in the middle of a turn? it won't affect anything if so
lumber jack cultists: sing lumber jack songs

[Aslandus]

Everyone including me: Recruit some more.

[4] You and your little guppies find more fish in the big old sea to help you out. (+110 cultists)

can i just tell my lumberjack cultists to sing lumberjack songs in the middle of a turn? it won't affect anything if so
lumber jack cultists: sing lumber jack songs

Meh, it's silly and won't effect anything so...
[4] "We're some lumberjacks and we're okay, we sleep all night and we work all day..."

[carp]

we like to wear womens clothing...... i hope they don't sing that verse if they're men 

[Aslandus]

we like to wear womens clothing...... i hope they don't sing that verse if they're men 

But if they were women it would just be clothing

[fillipk]

Everyone: Keep recruiting

[carp]

we like to wear womens clothing...... i hope they don't sing that verse if they're men 

But if they were women it would just be clothing

true but then it doesn't fit the verse so they may add that in.

[carp]

hmmmmm

[Aslandus]

Everyone: Keep recruiting

Just in time, I was about to end the turn since I thought everyone had gone, then I realized I accidentally rolled Sabertooth twice.

[5] You and your cult of cleanliness bring more and more people in, enticing them with promises of a brighter future. You know, since you're a fire. (+200 cultists)

[Aslandus]

End of Turn 3.
Big Ol' Fire: Lol, brighter future. I'll be here all week, folks!
cult: 250 cultists
inquisitors: 25 inquisitors

Volker-hands: First order of business after getting summoned: destroy all thorn bushes on Earth.
cult:
inquisitors: 75 inquisitors

Dar Gold: Lost cultists? Who cares?
cult: 25 cultists
Items: Knows where to find dragon blood, has Orb of Stalwart 4
Rituals: Basic horticulture
inquisitors:

Quar-splosion man: Take that, Goldy!
cult: 100 scholars, 50 cultists
Items: rumors of Orb of Stalwart 3
inquisitors: 25 inquisitors

Leechmaster: Doesn't like homoerotic lumberjacks
cult: 50 cultists, 50 lumberjacks
items: Access to Orb of Stalwart 2 (in acid bog), wood
inquisitors: 25 inquisitors

Crystal queen: These peasants had better know their place
cult: 75 angry housewives, 50 cultists
Items: Access to Orb of Stalwart 1
inquisitors:

NFL: About to be removed from the game due to inaction

KZ-Jello: Meat for the meat gods!
cult: 100 cultists, 50 "smart" cultists
inquisitors: 75 inquisitors

Arcing Mist-elf: Finally got some moderately intelligent beings to work with!
cult: 50 beasts, 50 satyrs, 25 minotaurs, 25 centaurs
inquisitors:

Hon Shadow: Frustrated with interdimensional postage
cult: 75 "smart" cultists, support of president
inquisitors:

Fisherman: All da fishies will be mine!
cult: 145 cultists
inquisitors:

Speedy Speedoman: Leader #5 is such a good worker
cult: 215 cultists, 5 skilled leaders (50% chance of 3 becoming 4)
Items: dragonblood
inquisitors:

Zomboss with really long name: All your fish monsters are belong to us
cult: 100 gravekeepers, 100 psychopaths
Items: Stagnant orb, partially gathered dragon blood
Rituals: Salmoning ritual [req stagnant orb and dragon blood]
Base (Grand Mausoleum): Iron gates
inquisitors:

Meme-aster: Gonna spread like wildfire
cult: 76 cultists
inquisitors:

[Aslandus]

hmmmmm
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Please stop, you're going to make Toady ban the thread at this rate, he hates quote pyramids