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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 754057 times)

ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2595 on: November 06, 2017, 05:19:55 pm »

A
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2596 on: November 06, 2017, 05:59:15 pm »

Spices used to generate happiness but that trade route disappeared. If salt is boosting happiness, it must be offset by our high taxes because happiness has not grown since it's been active. We need something else before we can afford regular happiness spending, I believe.
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VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2597 on: November 07, 2017, 12:49:03 am »

B, but we will have to be spendthrift on everything else.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2598 on: November 07, 2017, 07:25:35 am »

B. A standing army above the peasants is better than peasants who eventually learn how to fight.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2599 on: November 07, 2017, 08:28:08 am »

B

Gotta keep up with the Joneses and their death squad mobilization program.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2600 on: November 07, 2017, 10:30:21 am »

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You support the expensive model of professional army. The army officers believe they should have everything on paper within a year, and then, with your permission, they can set out to work to restructurize the Army proper.

1105 AD, Summer

A delegation of governors of the lesser developed lands has come for an audience, bringing news of rumbling amongst the peasants. It seems that after scant few years of extra taxation, the people wish for the times when the taxes were lower. There have already been few incidents involving angry peasants and your tax collectors, and therefore the governors ask that you lower the tax to old values.

A) Sure thing, peeps.
B) No, I need monies!
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2601 on: November 07, 2017, 10:31:13 am »

B! Many monies are required! And soon they won't ever remember a time that the taxes were lower and everybody will settle into a nice routine.
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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2602 on: November 07, 2017, 10:36:32 am »

B.
Wait a few generations, it will fix itself...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2603 on: November 07, 2017, 10:38:37 am »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2604 on: November 07, 2017, 10:40:35 am »

Whelp, we can't say anything other than B now that we've signed up for an expensive new army model.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2605 on: November 07, 2017, 10:47:18 am »

B
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2606 on: November 07, 2017, 11:04:19 am »

You keep the taxes raised.

1105 AD, Midsummer

The Fireblood caravan is here, leaving you with stuff to make stuff explode, in return taking your gemstones.

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Meanwhile, you get reports that the people keep paying taxes, although incidents happen from time to time.

11105 AD, Autumn

The alchemists are proud to report that the Thundercats have been refined in their design and the crews trained. Without delay, these fearsome Fireblood machines are added to your Army, and nothing blows up. Woo!

Few days later you have visitors from Agares. They are merchant representatives of that country.

"Greetings, King of Methiant. We bring news that are sad, as the money of your country is inferior to the wealth our King demands for our salt. Tell us, do you have anything more valuable than these small silvers you give us already?"

You decide to...

A) Try to persuade to them to honor the old deal.
B) Annul the trade agreement as its not gonna work it seems.
C) Offer them gemstones currently mined for Eldrican.
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Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2607 on: November 07, 2017, 11:22:40 am »

A
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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2608 on: November 07, 2017, 11:25:55 am »

Ahah, here's where we get to break a better deal out.
C.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2609 on: November 07, 2017, 11:51:06 am »

A, come on, it's a bonding exercise between our nations!
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