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Author Topic: Funniest Names  (Read 754637 times)

Mrpoodle

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2820 on: November 21, 2013, 07:50:36 pm »

A town called "Backside"..... I shall protect thee citizens of Backside!
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blazing glory

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2821 on: November 24, 2013, 05:13:01 am »

Not sure wether or not this is funny but it's weird thats for sure here goes, I have a title,the mechanical drinker.Um wouldn't it short circut if it was mechanical?

EDIT a name of a farmer,ori cudgelocks, when I saw this I thought of a troll saying me ori,me cudgel locks
« Last Edit: November 24, 2013, 05:20:38 am by blazing glory »
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klefenz

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2822 on: November 24, 2013, 05:22:47 am »

Not sure wether or not this is funny but it's weird thats for sure here goes, I have a title,the mechanical drinker.Um wouldn't it short circut if it was mechanical?

No, it would shortcircuit if it was electrical.

Anyway: Sodel Scumshot

Skribbblie

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2823 on: January 03, 2014, 06:25:26 pm »


Squirtedclimax... Oh boy.

Also. Brokensnot.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2824 on: January 03, 2014, 11:53:24 pm »

I found a village named Longrabbit.

My adventurer had quite a bit of business there, like it was his little hometown (even though it was really, really far away from the starting town). He's dead now, though, but I might still post the legends page for it.

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ChildofSolitude

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2825 on: January 05, 2014, 02:55:24 pm »

I once had a first quest mission to kill a werewolf named BoundDoomed.

Guess what happened to him?
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Eric Blank

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2826 on: January 06, 2014, 12:55:27 am »

Did you tie him up and throw 'em in a river?

If only we could tie people up already... Suppose breaking their arms and legs works.
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Mr.Mountain

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« Reply #2827 on: January 06, 2014, 09:11:15 pm »

The Secretive Blaze-Group

... I can imagine they have special uses for all that rat weed
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Mr.Mountain

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2828 on: January 06, 2014, 09:23:56 pm »

Also: The Elders of Swimming

they were the leading criminal organization in Boddoctrines (the capital of the Empire of Tongues), and one of their member's name was Atir Peachgilds. I also found a female human master swordsman (or swordswoman??) named Pik Sworddead...
The civs also pick nice names for their deities, such as:
Ral the Wealth of Gilding, associated with... take a guess... wealth.
Furgig the Bad Puke, associated with depravity and lust, and I'd honestly LOVE to find some of his disciples.
Sota Gulfoceans, associated with freaking salt. SALT.
Ulet the Ruthless Lie, associated with lies. Real creative.
Udil Glazebeer the Silvery Pants... it's a dwarven god, so it makes sense.
Themsol Noiselesshush, associated with silence. that was a real shocker.
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blazing glory

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« Reply #2829 on: January 07, 2014, 05:53:53 pm »

My friend encountered a funny name

The hills of squeezing. Located on the busty continent's
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Mr.Mountain

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« Reply #2830 on: January 11, 2014, 01:42:37 am »

Drillvirgins.

I can't believe I lost the screencap.
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Spy227X

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2831 on: January 11, 2014, 09:10:41 am »

Repost from 2013:
The Fellowship of Rings.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2832 on: January 13, 2014, 08:12:07 pm »

Well, my most recent adventurer was named Thabi Bigballs, and she was a woman.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2833 on: January 24, 2014, 12:36:11 am »

A book by the name of The Human and the Steamy Pastimes.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2834 on: January 24, 2014, 10:24:16 am »

Got a male dwarf with the last name of Sackchasms. Yeah.
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