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[Jim Groovester]

So when is Merkil's gang going to get locked in a workshop by an unethical business man and escape by creating a makeshift armored vehicle that knocks people around but never kills?

ATTENTION, EVERYONE: Jim just ruined the newest story arc, so five months of slow-trickle updates hinting at and eventually leading up to this daring escape have just been scraped.  You all can thank him after lights out.

But, I don't understand. How can I ruin the plot of an A-Team homage/parody when everybody knows the formula for A-Team episodes?

* Beeskee hands out the torches and pitchforks...

Uh oh.

[Heavy Flak]

So when is Merkil's gang going to get locked in a workshop by an unethical business man and escape by creating a makeshift armored vehicle that knocks people around but never kills?

ATTENTION, EVERYONE: Jim just ruined the newest story arc, so five months of slow-trickle updates hinting at and eventually leading up to this daring escape have just been scraped.  You all can thank him after lights out.

But, I don't understand. How can I ruin the plot of an A-Team homage/parody when everybody knows the formula for A-Team episodes?

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I was just kidding, please, no one murder Jim.

Apparently my sense of humor is off at 7:30 in the morning.

[Jim Groovester]

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I was just kidding, please, no one murder Jim.

Apparently my sense of humor is off at 7:30 in the morning.

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Oh, I know. But I'll forgive you anyway.

No hard feelings?

[Mephansteras]

Well, I *would* have killed him, but he's not playing in Supernatural Mafia. Pity, I could have had such fun with the flavor text when he died...

[Jim Groovester]

I'm a busy man, Meph, and I don't have time for your totally awesome games I wish I was playing.

But aren't you already having enough fun with the flavor text? I mean, if you call depicting horribly gruesome deaths fun. No need for an extra body, I mean player, when you've got so many already.

[Mephansteras]

I'm sure HF would agree that you can never have too many extra bodies for that sort of fun.

[Heavy Flak]

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Oh, I know. But I'll forgive you anyway.

No hard feelings?

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I still love ya', bro <3

I'm sure HF would agree that you can never have too many extra bodies for that sort of fun.

My day is nearly ruined if I think there won't be at least a little murder and chaos in it. 

[CrackFile]

can I still beat him with my soap-in-a-sock tonight?

[Heavy Flak]

can I still beat him with my soap-in-a-sock tonight?

I love you guys, you're all fantastic <3

[IronValley]

Time to start re-reading this Starting to loose out on the underlaying themes by reading the updates one-by-one.

Still; great humor, good writing and exciting character development! Love to see how Merkil is doing

 

[Heavy Flak]

Just a friendly heads up here. 

I'm not avoiding this or anything, but the fortress has slowed to an absolute, complete crawl.  It's so bad, I've had to make the Dwarves movement speeds 1 to get anything accomplished in a reasonable amount of time.

Tonight, it took almost three hours to get through a game-month of just building the domes and watching babbies grow up. 

Bare with if they updates are slow (again) -- for once, it's not just me being lazy!

[CrackFile]

who uncaged the cats?

[Mephansteras]

Sounds painful. What's eating the FPS?

[Heavy Flak]

who uncaged the cats?

Sounds painful. What's eating the FPS?

I'd wager it's a mixture of a ton of cats, donkeys (JOOOOOOOLS!), cows, and whatevers running around, coupled with tens of thousands of blocks of green glass, and redirecting water to where I want it.  I'm getting between 7 and 10 fps.

[Mephansteras]

Sounds like culling time. Or at least 'throw them all in a pit with no exit' time.