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Author Topic: Most. Pathetic. Mood. Ever.  (Read 3340 times)

kefkakrazy

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Most. Pathetic. Mood. Ever.
« on: April 05, 2009, 03:20:22 am »

So, in the aftermath of a goblin siege where my defensive doctrine... really, really broke, I had a big stack of wounded.

While the rest of the dwarves worked very hard to clean up the mess and to finish the magma cistern so that further invasions could be righteously countered using fire, as is proper and dwarven, one of my several wounded mechanics (bastards kept trying to reload stone traps and took a bunch of arrows-luckily arrows in my game are modded to do blunt damage) was struck by a fey mood.

He got out of bed and proceeded to move at about a rate of one tile per minute, until he stepped on a stonefall trap six paces outside his bedroom, triggered it because of his wounds, and keeled over dead.

I was just sitting here laughing at what was the most pathetic fey mood I'd ever seen.
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This is a Dwarven corpse. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of pathetic and menaces with spikes of fail.

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Re: Most. Pathetic. Mood. Ever.
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2009, 03:39:13 am »

This is a Dwarven corpse. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of pathetic and menaces with spikes of fail.
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« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2009, 03:43:31 am »

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« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2009, 11:13:47 am »

its also kinda pathetic when they are running for materials and go berserk when theyre 10 tiles from the workshop.
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« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2009, 03:49:32 pm »

its also kinda pathetic when they are running for materials and go berserk when theyre 10 tiles from the workshop.

Also deadly if they're already a legendary from other tasks.
Legendary miner in a strange mood going berserk 10 tiles from the workshop, good excuse for designing a fort with airlocks every five spaces in every corridor.
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« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2009, 07:55:52 pm »

Oh, whats that Soap Maker #18271? You're missing an eye and you've claimed a Craftdwarf's Shop? And you want glass objects? Okay, let me make it on the other side of the fort. Go get it! Wait, you keep passing out every 3 steps. Oh well, he just went insane.
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