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Author Topic: Awesomeness in worldgen and Legends  (Read 43970 times)

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Re: Awesomeness in worldgen and Legends
« Reply #60 on: July 17, 2009, 04:36:45 am »

The molten assults of whipping : 9 dwarves attack a fortress of 20 goblins and a demon. The 9 dwarves killed every last defending enemy without taking a single loss then proceeded to spring their friends from the dungeons. Strangely, it seems as though the leader of the dwarves was actually a mother, a mother who's child was abucted by these same goblins. She litterally went and destroyed an entire goblin civilzation just to get her kid back. She spawned 9 more kids before dying of old age.

The target war of martyrs:
The end of several smaller, one battle wars between the humans and the elves; lasted a decade and consisted of 10 battles. Basically a rather long and drawn out war against the canibal elves. Notable for the strangely high dismemberment rates in early battle. Often times, dispite low death counts, there would be pages upon pages of lost limbs and stabbed eyes. Later battles mainly consisted of 10-20 humans gangraping 1-3 elves.

Remember that kid the dwarf lady saved up above? Well it turns out he went on to stab and kill a titan and a few other large beasties.

There are also records of one dwarf baby being stolen from his parents, then stolen from the goblins by other goblins, then stolen back, then stolen back again etc.

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Re: Awesomeness in worldgen and Legends
« Reply #61 on: July 17, 2009, 02:46:25 pm »

I don't remember the world, but there was this one elf who was forced into slavery twice by other elves (in a goblin civ). Evidentially he/she got pissy or something, because she fought free and ran away to create her own civilization, The Fair Skunks.

As well as being the leader of the Fair Skunks, he/she was the ONLY elf in the civilization. Literally. There wasn't even any other dwarfs, goblins, or humans, either. Just one elf.
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Re: Awesomeness in worldgen and Legends
« Reply #62 on: July 17, 2009, 11:46:10 pm »



A bunch of ___ attacked goblins

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Re: Awesomeness in worldgen and Legends
« Reply #63 on: July 24, 2009, 12:32:56 am »

I just found a Kobold that survived a head smashing from a Titan and a Duel with a Bronze Colossus to die of old age at 113.

Never would have expected that
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Re: Awesomeness in worldgen and Legends
« Reply #64 on: July 24, 2009, 04:31:04 am »

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You probably have "cull unimportant people" on. Although they killed a demon, how comes they were unimportant?
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Re: Awesomeness in worldgen and Legends
« Reply #65 on: July 24, 2009, 11:36:15 am »

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You probably have "cull unimportant people" on. Although they killed a demon, how comes they were unimportant?
Nope, I never cull anyone.

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Re: Awesomeness in worldgen and Legends
« Reply #66 on: July 24, 2009, 12:13:48 pm »

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You probably have "cull unimportant people" on. Although they killed a demon, how comes they were unimportant?
Nope, I never cull anyone.
How about soapmakers?
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Re: Awesomeness in worldgen and Legends
« Reply #67 on: July 24, 2009, 02:18:17 pm »

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You probably have "cull unimportant people" on. Although they killed a demon, how comes they were unimportant?
Nope, I never cull anyone.
How about soapmakers?

not even soapmakers

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Re: Awesomeness in worldgen and Legends
« Reply #68 on: July 24, 2009, 02:47:40 pm »

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You probably have "cull unimportant people" on. Although they killed a demon, how comes they were unimportant?
Nope, I never cull anyone.
How about soapmakers?

not even soapmakers

So is it better to do a fortress game with the cull unimportaint people/events off?
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Re: Awesomeness in worldgen and Legends
« Reply #69 on: July 24, 2009, 03:26:06 pm »

The ferocius attack

2680 elves attack a human town that settled in a elven retreat.
The humans had 496 humans and one elf defending them.

The elves where defeated.

The elves lost 979 to the human's 100

That makes me proud to be a humie it does.
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Re: Awesomeness in worldgen and Legends
« Reply #70 on: July 25, 2009, 06:09:42 pm »

An Undead group spent most of the 1050 years of world history attacking an Elf group. In 27 they destroyed Birdsmoke and added some bodies to a Gruesome Sculpture

If I went to Birdsmoke would this sculpture be visible?
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Re: Awesomeness in worldgen and Legends
« Reply #71 on: July 28, 2009, 08:14:56 am »

Duel between a hydra and a kobold.
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Duel between a goblin and an elf.
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Duel between a Dwarf and a bronze colossus.
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Re: Awesomeness in worldgen and Legends
« Reply #72 on: September 01, 2009, 03:04:17 pm »

I started reading the legends a while ago and found Doren.
He was a dragon that apparently was very merciful, or very incompetent, as in his three centuries of violent life he barely killed anyone. Practically all of his fight descriptions end in "while defeated, the latter escaped unscathed." He didn't even scratch them. Very appropriately, his lair is called Faileddark the Cave of Bites.
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Re: Awesomeness in worldgen and Legends
« Reply #73 on: September 01, 2009, 11:27:44 pm »



Titans are officially the most weaksauce megabeasts in existence.

That, or this kobold just rocks that hard.
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Re: Awesomeness in worldgen and Legends
« Reply #74 on: September 02, 2009, 05:22:36 am »

I found Etus Wiltedwall recently. I often see small numbers of humans defending against the elf zerg, but normally it's not as extreme as in her case.

All twelve of her comrades died in her first battle (against 63 elves) she won the next three battles by herself. In all she won five battles by herself, and another one with only one other person. She didn't use bows or crossbows, she was never injured, and she died of old age. All her 82 kills are elves, a titan did randomly attack her once but I assume it saw the tower made of elf skulls next to her house because it ran away. Strangely the same titan attacked her mothers years later and ran away again, even though her mother doesn't even live in the same town.
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