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Psyco Jelly

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Inspiration-less programmer, need idea.
« on: July 08, 2009, 10:09:01 pm »

It's not that I lack inspiration, I'm just too lazy to remember my ideas for more than half an hour.

So I ask you.

What kind of game do you want me to program?
2D only.

It doesn't mater what your Idea is, but the more specific the better. I need something to work on, and people that care about what I'm doing so that I actually get it done.
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Re: Inspiration-less programmer, need idea.
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2009, 10:11:38 pm »

Platformer based off of Super Mario with crappy ripped graphics. :D

No...
Platformer RPG?
How about a top down shooter?
I don't know...

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Re: Inspiration-less programmer, need idea.
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2009, 10:14:41 pm »

top down platformer with machine guns and nijas that jump across the platforms and try and slice you. the screen moves, more platforms appearing all the time, which you must jump between while shooting ninjas.
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Re: Inspiration-less programmer, need idea.
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2009, 10:18:57 pm »

Text-based zombie survival simulator?
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Re: Inspiration-less programmer, need idea.
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2009, 10:24:46 pm »

If you make a survival horror, make it good. <_<

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Re: Inspiration-less programmer, need idea.
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2009, 10:56:45 pm »

 Asteroid miner. Just a big 'ol hunk of asteroid, a mining craft, and various minerals to dig out. If needed, various hazards like other miners and alien relics hidden in the asteroid. Also, magma for no reason.
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Re: Inspiration-less programmer, need idea.
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2009, 11:05:40 pm »

How about this:

You are ninjatron.


Your mission: Beat the fuck out of your creator. I mean, he made your legs a unicycle! Unfortunately, you have to get through hordes of his other creations that want to protect him.

Beat the fuck out of them for having a higher budget than you.
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Re: Inspiration-less programmer, need idea.
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2009, 11:07:00 pm »

FUCKING DO IT.


EDIT: How about this?


EDIT EDIT: The forum resized it for some reason...
« Last Edit: July 09, 2009, 02:14:29 am by Jack_Bread »
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Re: Inspiration-less programmer, need idea.
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2009, 02:11:46 am »

Okay, so far I have the basic physics.

Left Arrow Key - move left.
Right Arrow Key - move right.
A - Turn around.

When you move, you lean in the opposite direction. This means that aiming shuriken will require precision, and you may have to keep moving back and forth.

It's cool, and feels like a unicycle.
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Re: Inspiration-less programmer, need idea.
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2009, 11:49:55 am »

Hmm.. here's a random game I proposed to a forum 2 years ago. Objective is to give yourself immortality by dividing your hit points by 0. I have dozens of other ideas if you like :P

Spoiler (click to show/hide)


EDIT: Spoilered.
« Last Edit: July 10, 2009, 10:47:16 am by Muz »
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Re: Inspiration-less programmer, need idea.
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2009, 11:59:46 am »

As long as the orcs are primitves it's fine with me.
Sorry, couldn't resist myself...
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Re: Inspiration-less programmer, need idea.
« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2009, 11:28:53 pm »

As long as the orcs are primitves it's fine with me.
Sorry, couldn't resist myself...
Why would you want to resist yourself?
you've hit the mark solidly!
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