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Remuthra

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #435 on: February 05, 2014, 03:57:59 pm »

Derm's sig cracked me up especially hard.

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Run.
Gravemind?

kisame12794

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #436 on: February 05, 2014, 04:30:13 pm »

Nah. It's just the stuff in Derms sig.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #437 on: February 05, 2014, 04:49:15 pm »

Nah. It's just the stuff in Derms sig.
No, it is the gravemind. Also Cortana.
This is UNSC A.I. Serial Number CTN0452-9. I am a monument to all your sins.
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Dermonster

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #438 on: February 05, 2014, 06:49:16 pm »

Oh yeah, that thing.

I really should, you know, actually make a decent sig but I just kinda threw things together one day and called it good.

*Does it again.*
« Last Edit: February 05, 2014, 07:04:19 pm by Dermonster »
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.

"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.

mastahcheese

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #439 on: February 05, 2014, 08:39:54 pm »

Oh yeah, that thing.

I straight-up should, you know, straight-up cook up a thugged-out decent sig but I just kinda threw thangs together one dizzle n' called it good.

*Does it again.*
FTFY
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Dermonster

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #440 on: February 05, 2014, 09:09:26 pm »

*Snerk*
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
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Urist McScoopbeard

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #441 on: February 05, 2014, 09:23:18 pm »

there's a lot of use of gizoogle here apparently.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #442 on: February 05, 2014, 10:07:05 pm »

Gizoogle'd Wikipedia is best Wikipedia.

Quote from: Gizooglepedia
Muthafucka Teresa was tha recipient of a shitload of honours includin tha 1979 Nobel Peace Prize. In late 2003, dat biiiiatch was beatified, tha third step toward possible sainthood, givin her tha title "Blessed Teresa of Calcutta" fo' realz. A second miracle credited ta her intercession is required before dat thugged-out biiiatch can be recognised as a saint by tha Catholic Church.[1]
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #443 on: February 05, 2014, 10:08:27 pm »

Gizoogle'd Wikipedia is best Wikipedia.

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Muthafucka Teresa was tha recipient of a shitload of honours includin tha 1979 Nobel Peace Prize. In late 2003, dat biiiiatch was beatified, tha third step toward possible sainthood, givin her tha title "Blessed Teresa of Calcutta" fo' realz. A second miracle credited ta her intercession is required before dat thugged-out biiiatch can be recognised as a saint by tha Catholic Church.[1]
Oh man, that's great.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #444 on: February 14, 2014, 10:40:34 am »

IT BEGINS

I can see it fine - maybe one of your eyes has fallen out?
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #445 on: February 23, 2014, 01:58:16 am »

Sorry wrong button
« Last Edit: February 23, 2014, 02:07:03 am by killerhellhound »
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We Madmen are very ingenious.  Sometimes it just takes just a little less sanity to pull off something completely awesome.

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The grand sig text of 4maskwolf (ALL OF THE SIGS!)
« Reply #446 on: February 28, 2014, 11:30:09 pm »

Alright, decided to order all my Sigs that I collect in one place.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #447 on: March 06, 2014, 06:12:45 pm »

Gizoogle'd Wikipedia is best Wikipedia.

Quote from: Gizooglepedia
Muthafucka Teresa was tha recipient of a shitload of honours includin tha 1979 Nobel Peace Prize. In late 2003, dat biiiiatch was beatified, tha third step toward possible sainthood, givin her tha title "Blessed Teresa of Calcutta" fo' realz. A second miracle credited ta her intercession is required before dat thugged-out biiiatch can be recognised as a saint by tha Catholic Church.[1]
Oh man, that's great.
Wait, are you saying I can read a Thug Internet? If only there were an Achewood dialogue version.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #448 on: March 12, 2014, 05:56:37 pm »

The mother, because the child was closest, grabbed one of his arms and started breaking it slowly, twisting it around - probably laughing maniacally. When the arm was broken, she went for the legs and the ribs. During this the child punched and kicked her in retaliation. But after both legs were broken...
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i <3 pi

And it even makes mathematical sense.
You're quite right it's rude!

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The Son of God goes well with coffee and YOU SHAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY! D:<
I haven't seen any carnivorous plant or anything like cannibal trees, yet...

Wouldn't cannibal trees technically eat other trees?

"As a symbol of apology for our recent over-logging, and our intent to live in harmony with nature from this point forth, we would like to offer the elven forests these saplings..."
I'VE BEEN SIGGED
I HAVE RISEN FAR IN THE RANKS OF FORUMITES, AND I MAY NOW CLAIM THAT I AM WELL-KNOWN
SWEET
10/10
I HAVE RISEN FAR IN THE RANKS OF FORUMITES, AND I MAY NOW CLAIM THAT I AM WELL-KNOWN
SWEET
I got sigged. Intriguing.

NANA NANA -HAPPYDANCE!- NANA NANA -HAPPYDANCE!-
Sweeeeet, it's been a while since I've been sigged.
The next comprehensible thing I post in this thread, or anywhere? I'm just curious if you're gonna stalk me or not.
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God, I love this game.
Is Descanophrenia a real illness.
I... What?
It was inevitable.
Is that a reference to the new DF? Already?
It was inevitable.
Terrifying.

I don't care either way.
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I wonder how many times people have accidentally summoned an Outer God by trying to pronounce the names of Icelandic mountains.
I just got sigged. Like for reals sigged, not just put into the sigtext thread.
By LSP.


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GET ON WITH IT
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MMM, Delicious Mastah-burgers.


They're cheeseburgers, of course.
Historically the choice falls to the First Drunk.
I'm good either way.
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One drunk to find them.
One drunk to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
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Putin is dead, long live Putin!
Did anyone notice that I had a living patient?
Strange times indeed
Im already eating Dwarfy"s arm
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URIST, WE ARE JUST A SIMULATION! WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IT ENDS? WHAT HAPPENS?
IT IS TERRIFYING!
What if the dinner you ate yesterday was the physical manifestation of your Lord God?
The Catholics were right all along
I got this funny tingling feeling that there's a turn coming up. It feels almost like heart burn but with dwarves.
I propose we settle this question like men of honour: With a Kant-off to the second blood, at dawn tomorrow.
I just mentioned there's a madman with a chainsaw running around.

And you're still talking about breast statistics.
Did you check his breast count? We might want to compare it to the amount of breasts he has later tonight for the sake of science.
Cat bomb the land
and boil the sea
You can't take the sky from me
I too enjoy the azure marijuana.

Posting in case I ever do sig anyting.
May The Sig Possess you, Erils. May The Sig Possess You
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Erils

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #449 on: March 17, 2014, 03:01:55 pm »

Posting in case I ever do sig anyting.
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