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Author Topic: FailCannon: No Rest for the Wicked (or anyone else) (Succession: Battlefailed 2)  (Read 900145 times)

TurkeyXIII

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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2010, 11:45:32 am »

I'd like a dorf at some point.  'Turkey XIV', preferably somebody with skill in trapping, mechanics and/or architecture.
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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2010, 11:57:17 am »

I'd like a military dorf in the future, if possible. Name: 'Mipe' and if custom profession is ok, "Dancing Dagger" is fine.
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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2010, 12:21:01 pm »

Well this looks interesting. I really enjoyed Battlefailed and I expect nothing less from it´s sequel. :D

I´d like to get dorfed with the starting seven, if there is still room.

FelcisGreenshirt: +5 Mason (or Blacksmith or FunaceOperator, whatever is needed more), +3 Plant Gathering (could be useful early on), +2 Dodger (for survival while gathering *coughs*)

I´d also be happy with later dorfing, regardless of skillset (fisherdwarf preferred).
I´m thinking about playing a turn later on, but atm I´m not sure about my freetime in the next weeks.

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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #18 on: August 20, 2010, 12:37:05 pm »

posting to keep watch. Looks epic.
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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2010, 12:37:50 pm »

Ah, yes, give me a dwarf too.  Medical, if possible.
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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #20 on: August 20, 2010, 02:02:27 pm »

I would like a dwarf, mechanic/weaponsmith with name 'Dariush'. :) And also a turn, but only if when this fortress crumbles too (My FPS suffers greatly beyond first few turns)  :D

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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #21 on: August 20, 2010, 02:36:28 pm »

Posting to doubleconfirm that I do indeed want to continue as planned, with my position in the turnlist intact.
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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #22 on: August 20, 2010, 02:55:22 pm »

Journal of Urist the Red, 1st Granite, 516.

A dwarf who calls himself Andreus has gathered the six of us to go with him on a mission to tame the Blueness of Malodors.

Spoiler: Andreus V (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Urist the Red (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: FelcisGreenshirt (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Turkey XIV (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Spanner (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Glacial (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Equipment (click to show/hide)
(there's also a farmer)
He claims to have some experience in dealing with this type of environment, but I doubt his words.

Spoiler: We arrive. (click to show/hide)

This is a terrible place.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The "beach" is naught but rock and most of the surface vegetation is dead. I feel this dwarf will be the death of us all, bringing us to a place such as this.

2nd Granite

Andreus told me today that I was in charge of "setting up" our new home, whatever that means. I asked him where my pick was and he pointed to a lump of copper ore in the wagon. Asshole. I told Felcis and Turkey to set up a smelter and Spanner volunteered to man it. We have some tin so we can make bronze, and there's a horn silver boulder underneath one of the wine barrels, so Spanner can have a nice heavy hammer.

1st Slate

Spanner and I have carved out a small area underground to serve as a makeshift dormitory/dining room. Currently we're setting up a bridge over the entrance. We're also digging out an area for farming, which we'll flood from the ocean via lever-linked door.

The fishing seems to be good.
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20th Slate

Imagine if you would that the expedition's overseer went down to the farming area with a pick and a determined expression. You hear a door open, and a dwarf mining. You fall asleep.

When you wake up, you see the overseer standing next to your bed, completely drenched in water from head to toe. He tells you that the farming area no longer needs flooding. This is what Turkey XIV experienced.


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I'm a moron who forgot about water pressure and had to swim out of the farms. The farm area must now be drained instead of flooded. :-\ Perhaps we can drain it into another farming room (or two).
« Last Edit: August 20, 2010, 03:01:15 pm by Urist Imiknorris »
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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #23 on: August 20, 2010, 03:00:33 pm »

Are you only dwarfing people on the waiting list?

If not, Ill take a peasent called 'Derm' With a Custom proffession of 'Multitasker'

His labors: EVERYTHING except woodcutting, fishing, and hauling.

Jack of all trades, master of none!
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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #24 on: August 20, 2010, 03:48:14 pm »

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I'm a moron who forgot about water pressure and had to swim out of the farms. The farm area must now be drained instead of flooded. :-\ Perhaps we can drain it into another farming room (or two).

That same thing happened in the first turn of Battlefailed. This is a sign we're not learning from our mistakes. A harbinger of fun to come.

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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #25 on: August 20, 2010, 03:51:07 pm »

What? dorfage request on the first page and was not found?
I am dissapoint - BUT NOT FOR LONG

for I repeat my request for dorfage, when you get migrants. Any dorf will do.
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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #26 on: August 20, 2010, 04:08:18 pm »

Posting to doubleconfirm that yes, I still want my turn.

Also, I'll take the unnamed planter for dorfage. Hopefully this guy survives until my turn. It'd be nice if the fort did as well.

Urist Imiknorris

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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #27 on: August 20, 2010, 04:08:18 pm »

On the contrary, we did learn. A little. I put the farms on their own level.
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If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #28 on: August 20, 2010, 05:32:00 pm »

Oh yeah, dwarf me as a mason or a smith if and when we get immigrants.  Thanks.
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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #29 on: August 20, 2010, 08:51:32 pm »

I'd also like to be dorfed when possible, any dorf will do.
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