Topic: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence (Read 179020 times)

Schilcote · « **Reply #435 on:** May 23, 2011, 10:45:07 am »

Fuzzy: Maintain golem creation.
TolyK: Run forward, lie down, pew pew.
Frelock: Fire Nano-EAGLE in the direction it came from.
Tyberix: Find a cover and wait for the enemy.
Ragbarok: Rain Lightning-based fury upon my foes!
Bdthemag: Pew pew something.

Fuzzy: 6 (Oh boy)

HRRRRNNNNGRRRGRRRGGGHHH

The ground is moving a lot.

TolyK: 5

You run around in circles and then throw yourself on the ground. Everyone is too scared to look at you like you're an idiot.

Exept me.

Frelock: 6

(see Text)

Tyberix: 4

You find something to cower behind.

Ragnarok: 3

You begin charging Thundra...

Bdthemag: 3

You draw your Melonium...

Choobakka:

You arrived two turns ago, and chose your weapon.

Music: Jeff Wayne - Epilogue Pt. II/The Eve Of The War

Text:

Something approaches in the distance. As they get closer, you can start to make out details. It is a small army of large tripods, made out of what look like red cargo containers. They have two wheels on the front, and a cargo container tail with another two wheels.

"Loooooooooooooooollll...."

As they continue approaching, you can make out some of the markings on them. They have a large swastika painted on the side, with a green four-leaf clover behind it.
You can also see a small turret on top of the saucer section.

"LLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL..."

They open fire.

The remover beams rake along the ground, instantly destroying anything they touch in a burst of sparks. Within seconds, half of the civilians standing around the party are killed. The rest are running away.

Someone activates some sort of quickly cobbled-together machine, and the tripods slow down. The remover beams seem to be having trouble aiming.

Frelock, enraged, runs at one of the tripods and shoots the joint between the topmost container and the body with his Nano-EAGLE. After a few shots, the container detaches and knocks over the tripod next to it.

Inspired by this minor victory, the TOAST forces open fire on the tripods as well.

Roll for damage: 1

But they only manage to destroy a few tripods, and the army as a whole is unaffected.

Then, golems.

A massive army of thousands of golems wades through the crowd and towards the tripods. The remover beams try to hit them, but they simply can't track fast enough inside the stasis field. Once the golems enter the field, though, the remover beams begin inflicting casualties.

Roll to aim: 4

The remover beams carve a swath through the golem army, but there are plenty left. The golems begin climbing the tripods and beating on them with their fists.

Roll for damage: 5

The entire frontmost row of tripods is disabled by Fuzzy's golem army. They are all smashed under falling cargo containers and saucers.
Fuzzy passes out from the effort.

Ragnarok finishes his Thundra spell.

Roll for damage: 5+1(due to epicness)=6

A massive storm of lightning rains down upon the tripods. Their remover beams explode from the massive electrical surge, and the weld constraints snap from the sudden heat. Another fifty or so tripods are destroyed by the lightning.

The tripods hit the stasis field generator with their remover beams, and it disappears in a shower of sparks.

The last fifty or so tripods begin rolling over their fallen brethren.

Statuses:

Spoiler: Frelock: Medic (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: FuzzyZergling: Dollamancer (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: TolyK: Black Mesa Scientist (Quantum) (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Tyberix: MJ-12 MIB (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Bdthemag: Reality Hacker (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Ragnarok97071: Black Mage (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Kisame12794: Miner (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Choobakka: Troll Physicist (click to show/hide)

NPCs:

Spoiler: Action Lamp: Lamp (click to show/hide)

ragnarok97071 · « **Reply #436 on:** May 23, 2011, 02:54:43 pm »

"Well, these guys are kinda pushovers."
Thundara!

Schilcote · « **Reply #437 on:** May 23, 2011, 03:33:07 pm »

Quote from: ragnarok97071 on May 23, 2011, 02:54:43 pm

"Well, these guys are kinda pushovers."

Well, that's certainly not the impression I wanted to leave.

ragnarok97071 · « **Reply #438 on:** May 23, 2011, 03:44:54 pm »

Half of them died in the first turn.

Correction, more than half.

FuzzyZergling · « **Reply #439 on:** May 23, 2011, 04:16:59 pm »

In my dream, I am the hero. It's me.
Wake up?

choobakka · « **Reply #440 on:** May 23, 2011, 05:08:33 pm »

Seriously? We're fighting 4chan? Or just Anonymous? Anyway,
1. Grab a civilian.
2. Have him raise his foot in the air and then press my foot on it.
3. Have him raise his other foot in the air. Walk along eachother's feet to get up high over the tripods.
4. Shoot them with dewelder shot.
5.
6. Profit!

Frelock · « **Reply #441 on:** May 23, 2011, 05:43:08 pm »

Continue firing!

kisame12794 · « **Reply #442 on:** May 23, 2011, 06:09:07 pm »

can you burn the corpses? if so then ignite them and if not aim for legs and FRAG E'M!!

Schilcote · « **Reply #443 on:** May 23, 2011, 07:18:02 pm »

Quote from: choobakka on May 23, 2011, 05:08:33 pm

Seriously? We're fighting 4chan? Or just Anonymous? Anyway,

Not quite.
http://litfusefilms.com/movies/waroftheservers/

Schilcote · « **Reply #444 on:** May 24, 2011, 04:02:42 am »

Ragnarok: Thundara!
Fuzzy: Wake up?
Choo: Shoot them with dewelder shot.
Frelock: Continue firing!
Kisame: aim for legs and FRAG E'M!!

Ragnarok: 6

You only know the second-tier elemental spells, so you just wing it.

You cast ZIMBOR.
Shit.

Everything begins burning. The tripods roll over the flaming corpses and already half destroyed buildings, only slightly concerned by the flames.

Fuzzy: 3

The sudden heat makes you wake up, though you're still extremely disoriented.

Choo: 5

The civilian is confused, but you're a good enough fast-talker to get it to work. Shooting the tripod's turrets with dewelder slugs seems to work quite well, though you have to get a direct hit. This isn't too hard with your automatic shotgun, but it is ammo intensive.
You disable the turrets of two tripods.

The two tripods, noticing the damage to their turrets, begin launching what look like impossibly large watermelons into the (now flaming) crowd. The melons explode, covering civilians in a thick green gas. After a few seconds, the affected civilans explode into a shower of gore.

Frelock: 5

You dodge the tripod's melonium bombs and continue blasting them with EAGLE shots. Unfortunately, you can't hit them exactly on the weld points, and just hitting the body only seems to disorient them for a few seconds. Still, it buys everyone a bit of time.

You retreat further away from the tripods along with all the unexploded civilians.

Kisame: 2

You try to hit the tripods with FRAG-12s, but you can't hit accurately enough at a safe range.

You follow the retreat.

Tyberix:

You look out from your hiding place just long enough to see Taricus exploded by a melonium bomb. The Spaghetti Noodle of Chaos falls into your lap, so you grab it and follow the retreat.

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