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AzureAngelic

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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #45 on: July 08, 2011, 11:28:45 am »
Quote from: Number4 on July 08, 2011, 12:05:45 am
WHAT.

SYRUPSPRINKLE?

CARNAL QUAKES?

Not only is he going around bitchslapping forgotten beasts with his massive platinum compensator, he's named like a fucking pornstar as well. Probably he's killing a dragon right now , while munching on a dwarven syrup roast, drinking some sunshine from his glass vial and boning a dwarfette. While standing around 20 inches away from her.

Dear lord, he's like the Dwarven equivalent of Duke Nukem.
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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #46 on: July 08, 2011, 01:49:20 pm »
The name's Sprinkle.  Syrupsprinkle.  I'm here to chew dwarven syrup and kick ass....

... and I'm all out of dwarven syrup.

Whoorah!

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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #47 on: July 08, 2011, 02:18:44 pm »
I like big beards and I cannot lie.
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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #48 on: July 08, 2011, 02:44:00 pm »
Quote from: AzureAngelic on July 08, 2011, 11:28:45 am
Quote from: Number4 on July 08, 2011, 12:05:45 am
WHAT.

SYRUPSPRINKLE?

CARNAL QUAKES?

Not only is he going around bitchslapping forgotten beasts with his massive platinum compensator, he's named like a fucking pornstar as well. Probably he's killing a dragon right now , while munching on a dwarven syrup roast, drinking some sunshine from his glass vial and boning a dwarfette. While standing around 20 inches away from her.

Dear lord, he's like the Dwarven equivalent of Duke Nukem.
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noah22223

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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #49 on: July 08, 2011, 03:00:08 pm »
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #50 on: July 08, 2011, 03:10:02 pm »
Female?

Awkward...
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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #51 on: July 08, 2011, 03:34:58 pm »
cotton candy strap-on menacing with spikes of elf bone
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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #52 on: July 08, 2011, 03:59:43 pm »
This is all I can imagine her doing right now:
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #53 on: July 08, 2011, 04:01:35 pm »
She's WEAAAAAK! Train a new one.

Either that, or send her to Extreme Dwarf Fitness camp.
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noah22223

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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #54 on: July 08, 2011, 04:17:37 pm »
This be our new hammerdorf!
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EDIT: no, this is dorf is now being magma'd for trying to steal Syrupsprinkles fame.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #55 on: July 08, 2011, 04:33:17 pm »
I gotta say that Syrupsprinkles was a bit more hardcore sounding. I mean, she prefers to consume sea serpents and river spirits? Who cares if she's weak, the warhammer does all the heavy work for her! Of course Naturalpage has the advantage of being one of the first dwarfs...
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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #56 on: July 08, 2011, 04:42:40 pm »
Quote from: Theodolus on July 08, 2011, 04:33:17 pm
I gotta say that Syrupsprinkles was a bit more hardcore sounding. I mean, she prefers to consume sea serpents and river spirits? Who cares if she's weak, the warhammer does all the heavy work for her! Of course Naturalpage has the advantage of being one of the first dwarfs...
I agree completely.
Oh, and Syrupsprinkle is attached to it.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #57 on: July 08, 2011, 05:21:13 pm »
Of course Syrupsprinkle is also indefatigable. Presumably she could outlast a creeping eye whilst fighting with Prideunited.
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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #58 on: July 08, 2011, 05:30:34 pm »
Give her time, she'll grow stronger with training.  Especially wielding something as massive as a platinum mace, her strength should shoot right up!
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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #59 on: July 08, 2011, 05:35:24 pm »
Quote from: AzureAngelic on July 08, 2011, 11:28:45 am
Quote from: Number4 on July 08, 2011, 12:05:45 am
WHAT.

SYRUPSPRINKLE?

CARNAL QUAKES?

Not only is he going around bitchslapping forgotten beasts with his massive platinum compensator, he's named like a fucking pornstar as well. Probably he's killing a dragon right now , while munching on a dwarven syrup roast, drinking some sunshine from his glass vial and boning a dwarfette. While standing around 20 inches away from her.

Dear lord, he's like the Dwarven equivalent of Duke Nukem.

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"I'm here to kick elves and chew syrup roasts... and I'm all out of roasts."



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