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[Flintus10]

Have Inspectah deck fire at the dark knight or his horse if it isn't a frog. RZA will finish off one of injured knights.

[TCM]

Gordon Freeman fires his SMG at the horse's legs. (1 vs. 5) His gun jams.

Patriotic music starts playing as Teddy Roosevelt fires at the Dark Mounted Knight. (3 vs. 6) He misses his shot. And then he hears a rumbling....a group of Dancing Prisoners come out of nowhere!
 
Dancing Prisoners charge Teddy Roosevelt! (1 vs. 1) They grapple with him but he gets free.

Twilight Sparkle uses her healing magic on Rainbow Dash (6) and the Pegasus is feeling good as new! Then she attempts transformation on the horse of the Dark Mounted Knight's horse, (3 vs. 1) And it turns into a Donkey.

Rainbow Dash creates another storm cloud. (1 vs. 4) It zaps her off.

Scout scoops up the Axe on the ground and chops at Knight #1. (5 vs. 6) He does a great swing, but the Knight blocks it with his shield, (1 vs. 4) and stumbles onto the ground.

RZA tells Inspectah Deck to fire at the Dark Mounted Knight's donkey. (1 vs. 1) Deck just misses completely. RZA then charges Knight #4, (3 vs. 3) but they just end up grappling.

Knight #1 attacks Gordon Freeman. "FOR THE PRINCESS!" (6 vs. 1) He thrusts his sword and the whole blade goes through his torso, and out of his back! He will die unless he gets a 6 next turn or is healed with a 5 or above.

Knight #2 attacks Inspectah Deck. He swings at him, (2 vs. 6) but Inspectah sidesteps (4 vs. 1) and shoots him in the left leg!

Knight #4 reaches for his Lance, (1) and fumbles it. He stands up and attacks RZA (1 vs. 6) but drops himself, causing RZA to counter with (1 vs. 4) slipping and falling.

Knight #5 braces the pain, (6) and pushes himself through with an adrenaline rush! He unsheathes his dagger and attacks Dashie, (2 vs. 3) but she dodges (3 vs. 2) and bucks him back down.


The Dark Mounted Knight looks at his donkey and tries reversing the spell. (1) Nope. Sighing, he charges at Inspectah Deck on his donkey, (4 vs. 6) and Inspectah Deck (4 vs. 1) shoots the Donkey! This causes the D.M.K. to fall off, but Inspectah realizes he is out of bullets.








Dark Mounted Knight
Mood: .....
Health: .....

Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)

Black Twilight Sparkle (mcclay)
Items:
Health: Fine

Red Teddy Roosevelt (Powder Miner)
Items: Pistol, Knife, Rifle
Health: Fine

Blue Scout (sinpwn)
Items: Scattergun, Pistol, Baseball Bat, Axe
Health: Torn-up Torso

Orange Gorden Freeman (Tersr)
Items: Crowbar, Pistol, Magnum, SMG, Pulse Rifle, Shotgun, Grenade, RPG, Crossbow
Health: Bruise

Green RZA
Items: Microphone
Health: Fine

Blue Rainbow Dash
Items:
Health: Zapped

Spoiler:  Enemy NPCs (click to show/hide)

Knight #1
Health: Fine
Items: Chain Mail, Shortsword, Shield

Knight #2
Health: Shot Left Leg
Items: Chain Mail, Broadsword

Knight #4
Health: Dislocated Jaw
Items: Chain Mail

Knight #5
Health: Chest Wound, Torso Shot
Items: Chain Mail, Dagger

Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)

Inspectah Deck
Items: Assault Rifle
Health: Aight'

[Sinpwn]

Scout goes to Cleave knight #1 in half as a whirlwind of death and steel.

[Powder Miner]

Teddy shoots the knight again.

[Flying Dice]

Rainbow Dash flies at Knight #1, swinging at him with her katana.

[Tersr]

~ give item_healthkit Use hopefully spawned health kit, if not pray TS heals me.

[Flintus10]

Inspectah deck protects RZA while he resurrects knight #3 and sends him charging towards the dark knight

[mcclay]

All of my turn goes into healing Gordon.

[Flying Dice]

((Gotta say, I love that you're trying to use a console command to save yourself.  ))

[Tersr]

((Gotta say, I love that you're trying to use a console command to save yourself.  ))

I hope the TCM does to.

[TCM]

Scout attacks Knight #1 with the axe, (4 vs. 1) and embeds it deep into his shoulder, and he loses grip of the sword in one hand!

Teddy Roosevelt shoots at the Dark Knight, (1 vs. 4) and jams his rifle!
Dancing Prisoners pull out their shanks and attack him, (5 vs. 1) and give him a Caesar-ian stabbing attack, with many cuts including one to the stomach, two to the chest and one to the spine! Teddy Roosevelt falls to the floor!

Rainbow Dash flies at Guard #1 with her Katana, (1 vs. 1) and misses!

Gordon Freeman plays God and opens the console to spawn a health kit! (6) Miraculously, one appears and directly heals him!

Inspectah Deck shields RZA as he uses Necromancy on Knight #3, (5) and the Knight rises and becomes an ally in the battle!

Twilight Sparkle heals Gordon Freeman, (6) and he's already healed but the spell buffs him up! (+1 to all rolls for Gordon Freeman next turn.)


Knight #1 yells out in pain as the Axe cuts him. Taking his sword out of the now healed scientist, he assaults Scout (4 vs. 5) but Scout dodges and attempts to hit him but misses.

Knight #2 attacks Inspectah Deck again, (6 vs. 3) and with a broad slice, slices open his stomach! The rapper falls down in pain and starts bleeding!

Knight #4 reaches for his Lance again, (2) and drops it. He rushes and attacks Scout (4 vs. 6) but Scout easily dodges (5 vs. 5) and misses an Axe chop.

Knight #5 does a dagger rush at Gordon Freeman (3 vs. 2+1) but Gordon pulls off an evasive jump and roll.

Friendly Knight charges at Dark Knight. (3 vs. 4) He misses his tackle, (4 vs. 4) and the Dark Knight shoves him.

Dark Knight pulls out a Two-Sided Battle Axe. (6 vs. 4) He turns at Friendly Knight and embeds the Battle Axe in both of his ankles! He leaves the other Knight there, and pulls out a Great Sword, slowly coming towards the heroes...




Dark Mounted Knight
Mood: .....
Health: .....

Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)

Black Twilight Sparkle (mcclay)
Items:
Health: Fine

Red Teddy Roosevelt (Powder Miner)
Items: Pistol, Knife, Rifle
Health: Several stab wounds, Most minor stabs but a few major; Bleeding, Impaired Agility

Blue Scout (sinpwn)
Items: Scattergun, Pistol, Baseball Bat, Axe
Health: Torn-up Torso

Orange Gorden Freeman (Tersr)
Items: Crowbar, Pistol, Magnum, SMG, Pulse Rifle, Shotgun, Grenade, RPG, Crossbow
Health: Bruise

Green RZA
Items: Microphone
Health: Fine

Blue Rainbow Dash
Items:
Health: Zapped

Spoiler:  Enemy NPCs (click to show/hide)

Knight #1
Health: Sliced Shoulder
Items: Chain Mail, Shortsword, Shield

Knight #2
Health: Shot Left Leg
Items: Chain Mail, Broadsword

Knight #4
Health: Dislocated Jaw
Items: Chain Mail

Knight #5
Health: Chest Wound, Torso Shot
Items: Chain Mail, Dagger

Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)

Inspectah Deck
Items: Assault Rifle
Health: Aight'

Knight #3
Items:
Health: Sliced Ankles

Spoiler: Neutral NPCs (click to show/hide)

Dancing Prisoners
Items: Shanks
Health: Freeeeedoooommmm!!!

[Powder Miner]

Teddy Roosevelt uses his bad!@@ness to own the Dancing Prisoners through his wounds. And then he gives a 90 minute speech.

[Tersr]

Thumbs up TS thank god cheats worked then fire SMG at the knights, and hand TS the rocket launcher.

[Sinpwn]

Axe Knight #1 how he feels about being beheaded.

[mcclay]

Twilight heals Rosevelt and Deck before unleashing blasts of magic lighting at the Dark Knight.